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West Ham United v Hull City: Match Preview
Friday, 19th February 2010
by Preview Percy
''We threatened him with a 25% pay cut if he didn't go away. Unfortunately, since we don't pay him anything in the first place, he turned up anyway. Preview Percy casts his eye over this weekend's match.... ..''

Ashton farce completes Icelandic legacy
Wednesday, 17th February 2010
by Matt Porter
''The revelation that West Ham are liable to pay out the remaining three years of Dean Ashtonís £65,000 per week contract should come as no surprise to anyone. After all, frugal spending and checking the small print havenít really been the two strongest attributes within the Boleyn Ground boardroom over the past couple of years...''

Managerial madness
Monday, 15th February 2010
by Gary Portugal
''You might think by the title that I am suggesting that football managers are mad: quite the opposite, in fact. ..''

West Ham United v Birmingham City: Match Preview
Monday, 8th February 2010
by Preview Percy
''He claims not to have slept with Wayne Bridge's girlfriend. Ever. He is Preview Percy and this is his look at this Wednesday's match against Birmingham....... ..''

Burnley v West Ham United: Match Preview
Thursday, 4th February 2010
by Preview Percy
''Nigel Quashie may have gone for free but we'd have had to pay someone to take Preview Percy away. So, sadly, he's still here until the next window opens.......''

West Ham United v Blackburn Rovers: Match Preview
Friday, 29th January 2010
by Preview Percy
''We asked a number of highly respected football writers to give us their views on this weekend's match. The fact that we've got Preview Percy again should tell you how many responded......''

Zola has his say on Pompey draw as West Ham attempt to pull away
Thursday, 28th January 2010
by Thomas Rooney
''From the outside looking in, you would think that West Ham should be going to bottom of the table Portsmouth and picking up three points...''

Portsmouth v West Ham United Match Preview
Sunday, 24th January 2010
by Preview Percy
''The club may have new ownership but Preview Percy is still here. Sadly...... ..''

Transfer rumours a plenty as Gold and Sullivan takeover
Friday, 22nd January 2010
by Thomas Rooney
''It seems fairly standard that whenever a club is taken over by new owners, that they are expected to buy every player under the sun. When this takeover occurs in January, transfer speculation is likely to go into overdrive...''

Aston Villa v West Ham United - Match Preview
Friday, 15th January 2010
by Preview Percy
''Due to the recent weather conditions, the Metropolitan Police asked Preview Percy to cancel this week's preview on safety grounds. Unfortunately he ignored them... ..''

On transfer rumours
Saturday, 9th January 2010
by Vicky Grueber
''There has been a certain amount of speculation about the transfers that will take place during the January transfer window. ..''

Wolverhampton Wanderers Preview
Friday, 8th January 2010
by Preview Percy
''Preview Percy took time out from lobbing snowballs at passers-by to take a quick look at Sunday's match against Wolves..''

West Ham United vs Arsenal (FA Cup 3rd Round): Match Preview
Saturday, 2nd January 2010
by Preview Percy
''We gave Preview Percy the option: either write us a match preview or single-handedly finish off all the turkey sarnies left in the kumb fridge. Unfortunately he wasn't hungry........ ..''

Tottenham vs West Ham Utd: match preview
Sunday, 27th December 2009
by Staff Writer
''So on Monday we face the Team That Doesn't Care About Us for a fifth time in the last calendar year - and quite frankly, it's about time we put one over on them...''

Do you know these people?
Sunday, 27th December 2009
by PC Plod
''West Ham United FC are looking for your help in identifying a number of professional footballers that have gone missing in the last 18 months...''

The moment of truth approaches
Saturday, 26th December 2009
by Gary Portugal
''On the surface, West Ham supporters may have plenty to be thankful for as of the conclusion of activities on Boxing Day. ..''

West Ham Utd v Portsmouth: match preview
Tuesday, 22nd December 2009
by Preview Percy
''Preview Percy is still struggling with his rasping cough. However, we told him Santa wouldn't come to his house unless he wrote a few words about Saturday's match against Portsmouth...... ..''

Clarke expects Green to bounce back with 'game of his life'
Friday, 18th December 2009
by Thomas Rooney
''Normally after a footballer has a bit of a shocker, it is only a matter of time before someone comes out backing them. This has been the case again for Robert Green after his mistake in the 3-1 defeat to Bolton on Tuesday night...''

Chelsea Preview
Friday, 18th December 2009
by Preview Percy
''Previw Percy is still struggling with a nasty chest infection. We, however, still don't care. So we forced him to take a look at Sunday's match against Chelsea in between swigs of Veno's...... ..''

Thoughts on Sunday's game
Tuesday, 15th December 2009
by Matt Porter
''Walking away from St Andrews, I was struggling to decide whether Iíd just seen a performance from a team showing the potential to improve or one that faced an uphill battle to avoid the relegation trapdoor...''

Bolton Wanderers Preview
Tuesday, 15th December 2009
by Preview Percy
''Preview Percy is unwell. We, however, don't care so we dragged him out of his sickbed to have a look at tonight's match against the Trotters......''

What is the key to survival?
Monday, 14th December 2009
by Lee Byron
''At the moment it doesnít look like anything is in our favour for staying up. Every team from 8th down to the bottom picked up points on Saturday, apart from us. ..''

Birmingham City preview
Friday, 11th December 2009
by Preview Percy
''Preview Percy has a quick look at tomorrow's match at St Andrews.......''

Manchester United Preview
Friday, 4th December 2009
by Preview Percy
''Preview Percy has a quick butcher's at Saturday's visit of the current Premiership Champions..... ..''

Five of the best
Tuesday, 1st December 2009
by Staff Writer
''So it's our old friends Arsenal once again in the FA Cup. ..''

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