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A little Wayne never hurt anyone
Thursday, 26th April 2007
by Gerry McDonnell
''As much as I enjoy my position as the country¢s leading football betting scribe, I occasionally yearn for the more glamorous world of investigative journalism...''


West Ham Utd v Everton: preview
Friday, 20th April 2007
by Matthew Coker
''In what is shaping up to be a week for the Blues, we have reached the penultimate home Premiership fixture of the season and at this stage it appears we won’t be seeing another until, at least, August 2008. This week’s visitors are Everton and the game kicks off at 3pm on Saturday...''


McDonnell: heir on the dog
Thursday, 19th April 2007
by Gerry McDonnell
''I try to avoid the political arena as a rule, but as a concerned parent, I’m furious with this government’s education policy...''


West Ham Utd v Chelsea: preview
Wednesday, 18th April 2007
by Matthew Coker
''After cancelling the original date on Easter Monday, due to Chelsea’s Champions League commitments, we are on for a hastily re-arranged Wednesday night Premiership showdown. The kick off time is 8pm and we’re live on Sky Sports 1 as we welcome the Champions to the Boleyn. ..''


Sheff Utd vs West Ham Utd: preview
Thursday, 12th April 2007
by Matthew Coker
''What a difference three wins makes! This Saturday, we head by bus, train and car to Brammall Lane for a true relegation six pointer. The fact that we added “First team to win at the Emirates” to “Last team to win at Highbury” last weekend means that it is all back on again as we face off with Sheffield United on Saturday afternoon’s biggest 3pm kick off. ..''


An expired pizza to enter Jordan
Thursday, 12th April 2007
by Gerry McDonnell
''There is nothing more annoying than a parent who talks endlessly about how ‘clever’ or ‘sporty’ their child is, before whipping out a picture of some spotty two foot hooligan tucking in to the contents of his nostril...''


Arsenal v West Ham United: preview
Thursday, 5th April 2007
by Matthew Coker
''Carlsberg don’t design weekends but if they did, they would probably make them all like the Easter one. Four days long, with (hopefully) enough hint of sunshine to encourage legs into shorts, plus you should be guaranteed a big slab of chocolate somewhere along the line and if Chelsea hadn’t been getting knocked out of the Champions League (fingers crossed) by Valencia, it would have been double helpings of the West Ham...''


Beer today, scone tomorrow
Thursday, 5th April 2007
by Gerry McDonnell
''Alcohol is undoubtedly cool, but it can often be abused. Earlier this week, the wife was rushed to hospital after a Buckfast frenzy. ..''


West Ham United v Middlesbrough: preview
Friday, 30th March 2007
by Matthew Coker
''After snoozing through the soulless goalless affair in Israel, I’ve ducked out of watching England vs some country with a population half the size of that of the Borough of Barking and Dagenham’s, to take a look at what we’ve all got coming at the weekend...''


McDonnell: Lam chop
Friday, 30th March 2007
by Gerry McDonnell
''My life is currently like an attempt on goal from Frank Lampard; it lacks any real direction. The wife tries to fill her void with a part time job in a psychiatric hospital; it¢s great that they can relate to someone on their own level...''


He’s in the Nic
Thursday, 22nd March 2007
by Gerry McDonnell
''The wife is a born complainer. Even this week’s little snowfall failed to improve her mood; I overheard her on the phone to her mother complaining that ‘it’s only a couple of inches’. It kept the kids quiet though...''


Blackburn Rovers v West Ham United
Thursday, 15th March 2007
by Matthew Coker
''March continues to be a bit of an on/off sort of month with cup commitments (other team’s, obviously) keeping us away from the league programme. However, it’s time to stock up with a sufficient quantity of pick 'n mix to get us all the way to Lancashire as we face Blackburn Rovers on Saturday, 5.15pm kick off...''


Lettuce get it on
Thursday, 15th March 2007
by Gerry McDonnell
''I’m a great believer in animal rights; I believe they have the right to fit nicely on a bun. ..''


West Ham United vs Tottenham Hotspur
Thursday, 1st March 2007
by Matthew Coker
''The relegation bus swings back home again this weekend as we welcome Tottenham Hotspur to the Boleyn. With Sky clearly deciding that our recent horrific performances are acceptable to show before the watershed, it is a Sunday, 4pm kick off against our North London adversaries...''


The fruit is on the other foot
Thursday, 1st March 2007
by Gerry McDonnell
''I like to think of myself as a chilled individual. Admittedly, I’m not as laid back as the wife, but that’s a result of her lifestyle. ..''


West Ham United - are we?
Wednesday, 28th February 2007
by Rob Wermerling
''I have been off work now for months with herniated and prolapsed discs in my neck, which is very painful as you can imagine. But, not nearly as painful as the situation West Ham United are in a present, which is almost making me suicidal. ..''


Relegation
Monday, 26th February 2007
by Rio B
''Relegation doesn't bother me. We've been through it before on a number of occasions. We've always bounced back. This time we've even got the bonus of being in the hands of wealthy backers in order to aid our return. Whats the problem?..''


Charlton Athletic v West Ham United
Thursday, 22nd February 2007
by Matthew Coker
''After a week’s sabbatical due to non involvement in the FA Cup (in which West Ham have F A interest), it is back to the league programme. In theory, this is last chance saloon, a game against Charlton Athletic, who have only managed to obtain as many points as us so far, but I’ll go further into my ideas on just how important this game at the end, when I predict the score...''


Swing when you’re tinning
Thursday, 22nd February 2007
by Gerry McDonnell
''Mark Twain once said that golf is a good walk spoiled; it is if a driver has been wrapped around your kneecaps...''


Responsibility and helplessness: the crucial distinction
Monday, 19th February 2007
by Jonathan Belz
''The more I read and the more I think about the situation that we are in and the role of us as fans, the less comfortable and more uneasy I feel. Why is that? What have I done wrong? I'm not sure why, but for some reason I feel partly responsible for the pathetic excuse of a club that we have at the moment. ..''


In thickness and in elf
Thursday, 8th February 2007
by Gerry McDonnell
''Whenever possible, I try to accentuate the positive. Even when I caught the wife cheating on me, I remained upbeat; it was one less unpleasant job for me. ..''


West Ham United v Watford
Thursday, 8th February 2007
by Matthew Coker
''Some people have rightly made the point that there were turkeys in Suffolk at the beginning of the week with a better chance of survival than West Ham United. You could also say that there is a greater likelihood of Jade Goody and Ron Atkinson being wheeled out as the new ambassadors for the Commission of Racial Equality than of us playing top flight football next August. ..''


If it wasnt for bad luck...
Tuesday, 6th February 2007
by Andy Marriott
''There's a line in an old blues standard song that says 'if it wasnt for bad luck, I wouldnt have any luck at all', and this certainly seem to fit the mood and the feeling around Upton Park this season...''


Aston Villa vs West Ham United
Friday, 2nd February 2007
by Matthew Coker
''After the Liverpool defeat on Tuesday night, it’s all aboard the bus for a trip to the Midlands. The last time we visited Villa Park, it was for the FA Cup semi final that saw Marlon’s goal put paid to Middlesbrough’s cup run. This time, it is the plain old scrap for league survival as we take on Aston Villa in a 3pm Saturday kick off. ..''


Your club needs you
Wednesday, 31st January 2007
by Tross
''With an untried back four, against a team who are undoubtedly on a roll at the moment, it was always going to be a tough night against Liverpool at the Boleyn last night...''




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