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Ramsay's Treat
Thursday, 6th October 2005
by Gerry McDonnell
''I'm not one for jumping on band-wagons, or any wooden form of transport, but Sven has made mistakes in the last couple of games that need to be rectified. ..''

Can't buy me love, by the Beat All's
Thursday, 29th September 2005
by Gerry McDonnell
''In life, I have two goals (that's one more than Djibril Cisse); to see world peace in my lifetime, and to make a consistent profit on football betting. Unfortunately, only one of my goals is achievable...''

Sunderland v West Ham United: match preview
Tuesday, 27th September 2005
by Matthew Coker
''Any West Ham supporter attending all the games this season could be forgiven for thinking that Premier League is based exclusively in the North East or in London as we thumb a lift to the Stadium of Lightfor Saturday teatime. ..''

KUMB Writers’ Awards 2005/06 - Aug/Sept results
Monday, 26th September 2005
by Gordon Thrower
''KUMB is pleased to announce the return of its much coveted annual Writers’ awards. Back for their fifth season, the awards are based on the marks out of ten that are awarded each week by our match reporters. For this season we’ve added another element to the awards as we introduce the inaugural KUMB Player Of The Month award – do we spoil you or what?..''

The Good Book
Thursday, 22nd September 2005
by Gerry McDonnell
''The Premiership is universally touted as the greatest league in the World, yet the football played this season is comparable to sex between old people; exciting for the participants, but the neutral has no real interest...''

West Ham United vs Arsenal: match preview
Wednesday, 21st September 2005
by Matthew Coker
''The City of London covers 617 square miles and has a population of nearly 7 million people. It is a vibrant and multicultural metropolis where people from all over the world settle to live, to trade to work and to discover the attractions of the city...''

Sheffield Weds v West Ham: match preview
Monday, 19th September 2005
by Matthew Coker
''So the first cup tie of the season sees us at Wednesday on a Tuesday for the second round of the Carling Cup. ..''

The beer hunter
Friday, 16th September 2005
by Gerry McDonnell
''At the start of the season, one firm offered odds on which was more likely to occur, Charlton will play Chelsea in a top of the table encounter or Robbie Savage will win 'Player's player of the year'...''

Fulham v West Ham United: match preview
Wednesday, 14th September 2005
by Matthew Coker
''This Saturday sees the first of two back to back Lahndan derbies as we travel to Craven Cottage to play the Cottagers. ..''

West Ham v Aston Villa: match preview
Sunday, 11th September 2005
by Matthew Coker
''Monday 12th September is the date for our first home fixture under the lights, as we play host to the Villa, live on Sky Sports...''

Them belly full but we hungry
Saturday, 10th September 2005
by Kit Robinson
''There have been many debates about how all-seater stadiums have deadened the atmosphere at football grounds, particularly those in the Premier league, since the Taylor report...''

Conferring, referring and undoubted porridge stirring
Friday, 9th September 2005
by Gerry McDonnell
''Some men dream of wealth, others cherish power. I however, have a thirst for knowledge. (And lager.) In order to complete my quest for a greater understanding of life's complexities, the following questions need to be asked...''

A 'kangaroo shagger' writes ...
Tuesday, 6th September 2005
by Steve Thomas
''I write from a West Ham enclave in deepest darkest Australia. ..''

Goodbye, Mr Lomas
Tuesday, 6th September 2005
by Richard Davies
''So two years down the line I have once again been trawling the web without the constant reminder that we have dropped off the footballing radar. ..''

The Lexi Alexander interview
Tuesday, 30th August 2005
by Goes2Eleven
''Lexi Alexander is the director of Green Street, the new film about a fictional West Ham firm. KUMB.com gave her a call and introduced ourselves. “I think I’ve been on KUMB,” says Lexi. “I’ve got quite a bit of abuse on there, or at least the film has.” Not the best start, but it gets much better…..''

Easy money, follow the Psycho path
Friday, 26th August 2005
by Gerry McDonnell
''Betting on football is a lot like living with a woman, there are always an incredible amount of rules you have to follow to make the experience pleasurable...''

West Ham v Bolton Wanderers - match preview
Wednesday, 24th August 2005
by Matthew Coker
''This week sees us back at the Boleyn for the visit of Bolton Wanderers for our next Premier League encounter. ..''

A pro-manager writes: in defence of Sven-Goran Eriksson
Friday, 19th August 2005
by The Boss
''Is Sven really the only one to blame after this week's result? Of course not. ..''

Twigs, Giggs and silk wearing pigs
Friday, 19th August 2005
by Gerry McDonnell
''There's an old Chinese proverb that wisely states, 'Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day; give him twelve cans of lager, and he'll think that Chelsea are a decent bet at home to Arsenal.'..''

Newcastle v West Ham - match preview
Tuesday, 16th August 2005
by Matthew Coker
''The Premiership computer has thrown up our first ha’way game of the season up the road at St James Park for an afternoon of entertainment with Newcastle United. ..''

West Ham v Blackburn - match preview
Wednesday, 10th August 2005
by Matthew Coker
''Saturday 13th August sees a visit to the Boleyn ground of T’Rovers of Blackburn for the opening day of the Premiership campaign. ..''

The Toon, a Loon and a Man on the Moon
Tuesday, 9th August 2005
by Gerry McDonnell
''KUMB welcomes back regular columnist and tip-top tipster Gerry McDonnell for the new season. ..''

Post Osasuna thoughts
Sunday, 7th August 2005
by East Stand Martin
''I’ve got to admit that I was not exactly overjoyed about nipping down to Upton Park today with the prospect of a top day’s test cricket on the telly. ..''

Green Street the movie - review
Saturday, 6th August 2005
by Goes2Eleven
''When news broke that Elijah Wood was coming to Upton Park to shoot his latest film, there was a certain amount of excitement. ..''

To the Premiership
Monday, 27th June 2005
by Peter Hamersley
''The release of the fixtures this week completes stage two of Premiership Reality for West Ham. ..''

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