Oooh , bloody hell , mate , sorry to hear that .Tenbury wrote:So, went out the back ten days ago, back door blew shut, I jump on the five foot wall between me and next door. Swing legs over, jump down with both feet, and left heel lands on golf ball sized stone.
Double fracture of left hip.. The other legs been US since 93,. This could take a long, long time.
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England supporters singing that bloody "on and on" song accompanied by that bloody drum.
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Get finger banged by a neighbour while you were out for the count?somerset-hammer wrote:Drunk too much, fell asleep in the sun.
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Oh christ, Tenners, that sounds nasty. Sending you every best wish for a speedy recovery.Tenbury wrote:So, went out the back ten days ago, back door blew shut, I jump on the five foot wall between me and next door. Swing legs over, jump down with both feet, and left heel lands on golf ball sized stone.
Double fracture of left hip.. The other legs been US since 93,. This could take a long, long time.
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I ain't that lucky Ron, she's tidy.
Knowing my luck her mangy cat was probably licking the inside of my mouth..
Knowing my luck her mangy cat was probably licking the inside of my mouth..
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Speedy recover, Tenners.Tenbury wrote:So, went out the back ten days ago, back door blew shut, I jump on the five foot wall between me and next door. Swing legs over, jump down with both feet, and left heel lands on golf ball sized stone.
Double fracture of left hip.. The other legs been US since 93,. This could take a long, long time.
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LITTLE things, Tenners. Best of luck with your rehabTenbury wrote:So, went out the back ten days ago, back door blew shut, I jump on the five foot wall between me and next door. Swing legs over, jump down with both feet, and left heel lands on golf ball sized stone.
Double fracture of left hip.. The other legs been US since 93,. This could take a long, long time.
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Firstly, ouch! Wishing you a speedy recovery.Tenbury wrote:So, went out the back ten days ago, back door blew shut, I jump on the five foot wall between me and next door. Swing legs over, jump down with both feet, and left heel lands on golf ball sized stone.
Double fracture of left hip.. The other legs been US since 93,. This could take a long, long time.
Question: what does US mean in this context?
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Thought you'd been a bit quiet lately, Tenbury.Tenbury wrote:So, went out the back ten days ago, back door blew shut, I jump on the five foot wall between me and next door. Swing legs over, jump down with both feet, and left heel lands on golf ball sized stone.
Double fracture of left hip.. The other legs been US since 93,. This could take a long, long time.
It's no good, the SAS enrolement may have to wait, for a while...
Hope you're feeling a bit better now.
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Un-SupportedToulouse_Iron wrote:Firstly, ouch! Wishing you a speedy recovery.
Question: what does US mean in this context?
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Stupid Facebook posts along the lines of 'Tag a mate and if they don't respond within 5 minutes they owe you a Nando's'
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Thanks everyone. (U/S, unservicable, motorbike vs. jag door....I lost )
Currently holed up in the town community hospital, on morphine and lactulose. (Neither work very well!)
Expect an overdose of my drivel till Autumn at least.
Currently holed up in the town community hospital, on morphine and lactulose. (Neither work very well!)
Expect an overdose of my drivel till Autumn at least.
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These are driving me insane at the minute, not even by people I would expect them from either, people participating in them would probably consider themselves "reasonably clever", uni educated etc.Hemel Iron wrote:Stupid Facebook posts along the lines of 'Tag a mate and if they don't respond within 5 minutes they owe you a Nando's'
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A colleague who’s “worked” from home for the past 5 years, without ever actually getting agreement from work. One of the benefits of having our bosses in the US and the company firing them every 12 months or so.
Wouldn’t actually mind, but his absence numbers are ridiculous. Either he’s ill or his wife’s ill or his kids are ill or his dads ill or whatever. He has at least 1 absence day per week, sometimes more. Today’s excuse is that he has “back pain/spasm”. You’re at home all day FFS. Sure it won’t stop him doing the school run or taking his kids to the park.
Wouldn’t actually mind, but his absence numbers are ridiculous. Either he’s ill or his wife’s ill or his kids are ill or his dads ill or whatever. He has at least 1 absence day per week, sometimes more. Today’s excuse is that he has “back pain/spasm”. You’re at home all day FFS. Sure it won’t stop him doing the school run or taking his kids to the park.
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People that lie on there to stir **** up, which is then shared by people who are usually quite intelligent:Hemel Iron wrote:Stupid Facebook posts along the lines of 'Tag a mate and if they don't respond within 5 minutes they owe you a Nando's'
No one has been banned for displaying a picture of an "offensive" bacon sandwich, no one has been arrested for wearing an England shirt.
Why do people feel the need to generate fake victimhood? It's not like they're even scousers........
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There’s a fella in work who’s been doing this sort of thing for the past 8 or so years. He really has become “Employee 000 - The Forgotten Employee”* He’s managed to get his job description down to supporting a single application which is hardly used and even then, rarely goes wrong. It did go wrong once and was down for four days. He was nowhere to be seen but still got away with it. He’s NEVER in the office and rumour has it that his golf handicap has improved no end at all. Anyway, he’s been gladly picking up his wages for nigh on eight years and nobody is none the wiser. There’s people who’ve started here and left and never even knew of his existence. Half of me admires his pure guile and the zero ****'s he gives and I often wonder would I have the front to do this.DasNutNock wrote:A colleague who’s “worked” from home for the past 5 years, without ever actually getting agreement from work. One of the benefits of having our bosses in the US and the company firing them every 12 months or so.
Wouldn’t actually mind, but his absence numbers are ridiculous. Either he’s ill or his wife’s ill or his kids are ill or his dads ill or whatever. He has at least 1 absence day per week, sometimes more. Today’s excuse is that he has “back pain/spasm”. You’re at home all day FFS. Sure it won’t stop him doing the school run or taking his kids to the park.
*It really is a great read - https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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"Employee 000"? Nothing salient coming up on my searches? Can you post a link?
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https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;DasNutNock wrote:"Employee 000"? Nothing salient coming up on my searches? Can you post a link?