The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:41 am

1 too many umdiddles mate
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:51 am

Last night I was at a course of self-defense.
the instructor:
"I want to take me by surprise and attack me"
So today, when I saw in the supermarket, I hid behind a shelf and hit him in the head with a can of beans.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:54 am

I was just going up to my step daughter's room to change a lightbulb, so I didn't knock and accidentally walked in on her completely naked and masturbating.

"Dad!" she shrieked, "close the door !"

"Oh ok," I replied, quickly shutting it.

"I meant get out first !"
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby ageing hammer on Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:47 pm

I had a dream last night that I was getting a blowjob from the blonde one from ABBA



I only woke up because his beard was tickling my balls.
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