The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

[Dan1326]

As the last thread was locked due to some dickheads lets start a new thread but keep it acceptable.

[neil_d]

There are 3 types of people in the world: those than can count and those that can't.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.

[vietnammer]

Black bloke and a white bloke were standing next to each other in the bog. When they finished they both washed their hands and left, cos people are like that.

[upton girlie]

Yeah. and if there are any ginger or sexist jokes in here too then you will have me to deal with, right.

I'm well scary, me.

[Bucks Hammer]

Black bloke and a white bloke were standing next to each other in the bog. When they finished they both washed their hands and left, cos people are like that.

Reminds me of the great Bernard Righton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLyyzBC_qI

[vietnammer]

Reminds me of the great Bernard Righton

Yep (was sort of a homage to...)

[I8CHAVS]

[hawkins_hammer]

That's quality

[eejay]

i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .

[eejay]

Woman runs into local cop shop screaming "help, help i've been graped!!!"
"surely you mean raped?"
"no , there was a bunch of them ......................."

I do miss the crap joke thread

[Welling]

i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .

Racist

[Hambrosia Stu]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
















To get to the other slide

[vietnammer]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!

[prince_huggy]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!

Actually it's two. One to change the light bulb the other to suck my cock!

[Fionn]

Right, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King and Rodney King were all driving through Compton....

[ageing hammer]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!

None they would just set up a support group about how to deal with the darkness.

[screech]

i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .

are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??

[delbert]

Right, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King and Rodney King were all driving through Compton....

That's gonna be an old one isn't it?

[davids cross]

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...................and a chap from Pakistan.

I personally give his thread about 4 days.........

[eejay]

[quote="screech"
are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??[/quote]

well.....................the white ones aren't up to much ......................