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by Dan1326 on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:35 pm
As the last thread was locked due to some dickheads lets start a new thread but keep it acceptable.
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by neil_d on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:44 pm
There are 3 types of people in the world: those than can count and those that can't.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.
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by vietnammer on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:04 pm
Black bloke and a white bloke were standing next to each other in the bog. When they finished they both washed their hands and left, cos people are like that.
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by upton girlie on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:21 pm
Yeah. and if there are any ginger or sexist jokes in here too then you will have me to deal with, right. I'm well scary, me. 
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by Bucks Hammer on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:52 pm
vietnammer wrote:Black bloke and a white bloke were standing next to each other in the bog. When they finished they both washed their hands and left, cos people are like that.
Reminds me of the great Bernard Righton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLyyzBC_qI
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by vietnammer on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:59 pm
Bucks Hammer wrote:Reminds me of the great Bernard Righton
Yep (was sort of a homage to...)
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by I8CHAVS on Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:12 am
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by hawkins_hammer on Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:30 am
That's quality
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by eejay on Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:20 pm
i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
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by eejay on Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:21 pm
Woman runs into local cop shop screaming "help, help i've been graped!!!" "surely you mean raped?" "no , there was a bunch of them ......................."
I do miss the crap joke thread
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by Welling on Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:16 pm
eejay wrote:i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
Racist 
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by Hambrosia Stu on Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:17 pm
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
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by vietnammer on Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:09 pm
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!
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by prince_huggy on Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:11 pm
vietnammer wrote:How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!
Actually it's two. One to change the light bulb the other to suck my cock! 
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by Fionn on Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:20 pm
Right, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King and Rodney King were all driving through Compton....
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by ageing hammer on Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:31 pm
vietnammer wrote:How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!
None they would just set up a support group about how to deal with the darkness. 
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by screech on Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:52 pm
eejay wrote:i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??
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by delbert on Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:57 pm
Fionn Kiely wrote:Right, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King and Rodney King were all driving through Compton....
That's gonna be an old one isn't it? 
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by davids cross on Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:23 pm
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...................and a chap from Pakistan. I personally give his thread about 4 days......... 
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by eejay on Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:33 pm
[quote="screech" are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??[/quote] well.....................the white ones aren't up to much ...................... 
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