The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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Chemist asks the sales girl why is the customer leaning against the wall.
She replied he came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative to drink.
You can't treat a cough with laxatives he says, of course you can she says, look at him, he's too f’ing scared to cough now!
She replied he came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative to drink.
You can't treat a cough with laxatives he says, of course you can she says, look at him, he's too f’ing scared to cough now!
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:lol:West Ham Dave wrote:Chemist asks the sales girl why is the customer leaning against the wall.
She replied he came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative to drink.
You can't treat a cough with laxatives he says, of course you can she says, look at him, he's too f’ing scared to cough now!
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So there was this bloke standing in he middle of the High Street, and the back of his Anorak was flapping about wildly.
Every now and then passing pedestrians would stop, watch for a bit and then put some change into his hands.
Intrigued, I approached him and asked him if he made a living out of it.
"Yes I do", he replied.
"It's my livelihood".
Every now and then passing pedestrians would stop, watch for a bit and then put some change into his hands.
Intrigued, I approached him and asked him if he made a living out of it.
"Yes I do", he replied.
"It's my livelihood".
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The wife said she's had enough of my Star Wars "bull****" and wants to end our marriage.
Divorce is strong in this one.
Divorce is strong in this one.
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my wife has left me cos i am so insecure
no wait shes back
she just went to make a cup of tea
no wait shes back
she just went to make a cup of tea
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i just saw my psychiatrist and she says i am suffering from xenophobia
i reckon i caught it from some bloody foreigner
i reckon i caught it from some bloody foreigner
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my next door neighbour is bulimic - she was making so much noise last night that i banged on her wall and yelled for ****'s sake - keep it down
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they say a womans work is never done
thats probably why they get paid less
thats probably why they get paid less
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i had been looking for my keys for ages and then asked the wife if she had seen them her response was to try looking harder.
so i got a skinhead and a tattoo but i still couldnt find them
so i got a skinhead and a tattoo but i still couldnt find them
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I was disappointed when the Russian bloke left our human pyramid group. Now we won't have Oleg to stand on.
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My girlfriend of 3 weeks sent me some up skirt shots of her *rse and f*nny. The cracks have started to appear in our relationship.
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WINTER ' a short poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre
"f*** Me! It's Cold!"
"f*** Me! It's Cold!"
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same result for the trampolining i reckonPolaroid wrote:2020 Olympic pole vault results:
Gold - Mexico
Silver - Mexico
Bronze - Mexico
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:lol:Burningaham wrote:I just got a fright from a Chinese travel agent
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psychoscoredthelot wrote:
same result for the trampolining i reckon
If they were that good surely they will be representing USA?
they've had their ups and downs
same result for the trampolining i reckon
If they were that good surely they will be representing USA?
they've had their ups and downs
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