The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked backside out of the window.
Bloody toot and car moon!
Bloody toot and car moon!
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What's the difference between a woman praying in a church and a woman soaking in a bath.
One's soul is full of hope, the other's..............................
One's soul is full of hope, the other's..............................
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Went on a date with a dolphin last night.
It was great, we just clicked.
It was great, we just clicked.
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I don't see a problem with the new Dr Who being a woman. It's not as if she has to actually park the Tardis is it?badgermax wrote:So the new Doctor Who is a woman. I bet she'll keep bringing up the past.
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What's the difference between a foot massage and a very average drummer in a band?
One bucks up the feet................................
One bucks up the feet................................
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Don't milk itTenbury wrote:Round here people wash their hands in a bison.
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Tenbury wrote:Round here people wash their hands in a bison.
Having spent a year as a student in Wolverhampton/Wednesbury, many moons ago, that has tickled me.
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Steer clear of the Tesco dating service.
A mate of mine used them and ended up with a bag for life.
A mate of mine used them and ended up with a bag for life.
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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'Thank you' will suffice
None of this 'How the hell did you get in my house?' carry on.
None of this 'How the hell did you get in my house?' carry on.
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I went to the Bakers earlier and every cake was £1 - except one which was £5.
I asked the Portuguese chap who runs the place "How comes that one is a fiver when all the rest are only a quid?" to which he replied......
"That's a madiera cake"....
I asked the Portuguese chap who runs the place "How comes that one is a fiver when all the rest are only a quid?" to which he replied......
"That's a madiera cake"....
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My girlfriend said it's ok to have a 3 inch penis.
But I'd still prefer she didn't have one...
But I'd still prefer she didn't have one...
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A crank caller rang my wife last night.
He said to her "I bet you have a tight arse with a huge pair of tits"
She answered "I do but he is down the pub with his mates and won't be back until all hours"
He said to her "I bet you have a tight arse with a huge pair of tits"
She answered "I do but he is down the pub with his mates and won't be back until all hours"
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The other day I took my granddad to one of those spa places where a tank full of little fish eat all your dead skin.
Cost me nearly £50, but it was still cheaper than a funeral.
Cost me nearly £50, but it was still cheaper than a funeral.