The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Tenbury on Sat May 11, 2019 11:12 pm

Excellent! (Welcome back! :thup: ).
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby lewisham-mer on Sun May 12, 2019 9:56 pm

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Pretend you're a scouser and come second.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Tue May 14, 2019 9:12 am

I met a transvestite from Lancashire last night. How did I know? She had a Wigan address

(not sure if I'm going to face the wrath of monkeybubbles)
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Samba on Tue May 14, 2019 9:23 am

Dover KUMB fan wrote:I met a transvestite from Lancashire last night. How did I know? She had a Wigan address
(not sure if I'm going to face the wrath of monkeybubbles)

Oh dear, oh dear oh dear...brace yourself..
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Monkeybubbles on Tue May 14, 2019 10:38 am

January 2015

OFT wrote:I think Dave Whelan must be a transvestite.
Apparently, he's got a wigan address.



*sob*
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby S-H on Tue May 14, 2019 10:42 am

Still love you.

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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Tue May 14, 2019 10:43 am

Over 4 years ago MB? Surely I am excused? :wink:
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Monkeybubbles on Tue May 14, 2019 10:56 am

I don't make the rules, I just do what the voices tell me.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby The Old Man of Storr on Tue May 14, 2019 11:04 am

Hammer CA - :lol:
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Samba on Tue May 14, 2019 4:48 pm

Dover KUMB fan wrote:Over 4 years ago MB? Surely I am excused? :wink:

Ordinarily..

Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:51 am
Dover KUMB fan wrote:Just met a transvestite from Greater Manchester......
He has a Wigan address
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Monkeybubbles on Tue May 14, 2019 4:54 pm

Excellent, you've got the job.

Phew.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Tue May 14, 2019 6:34 pm

Ahh... this is awkward.
Proper rumbled :cry:
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Sauce! on Tue May 14, 2019 6:59 pm

My dad's sister made a weird sound like a snake when she took her anti-allergy medication.

Auntie hissed, I mean.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Samba on Tue May 14, 2019 10:23 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Excellent, you've got the job.
Phew.

I was hoping to just cover holidays..
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Wed May 15, 2019 12:28 am

The Kama Sutra contains 64 sexual positions.

The wife's position on all of them is...

"No..!!!"
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Westcliffspur on Wed May 15, 2019 9:55 am

The best time of my life is when my father would get me to lay inside a tire and push me down a hill. They were Goodyears.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Monkeybubbles on Thu May 16, 2019 9:08 am

CAN ADMINS DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED ON HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE THE MOTHER OF ANOTHER MEMBER. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 7 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Thu May 16, 2019 9:14 am

Why do I feel almost compelled to search this thread?.... :eh:
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Chicken Run Supreme on Thu May 16, 2019 9:23 am

Westcliffspur wrote:The best time of my life is when my father would get me to lay inside a tire and push me down a hill. They were Goodyears.


:lol:
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Postby Westcliffspur on Thu May 16, 2019 9:47 am

Just got in touch with my inner self. That's the last time I buy toilet roll from Lidl.
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