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by Samba on Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:09 pm
Samba wrote:Just read a great book about what actually caused the Titanic to sink. It was really riveting.
The Old Man of Storr wrote:Please tell me you're just making these jokes up as you go along because you're bored .  They're not real jokes are they ?  I hurt myself on the end of a cutting tool but I don't want to talk about it, it's a bit of a saw point.
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by OFT on Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:28 pm
Following the death of his parrot from obesity Long John Silver says..it's a weight off his shoulder
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by Samba on Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:22 am
I had acupuncture to treat a bad back. To be honest, it just gave me pins & needles.
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by irving boleyn on Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:05 pm
The last time I recounted a joke on her I got called a plagiarist !
Their words,not mine....
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by Samba on Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:40 pm
Someone suggested that I should visit native American sites in the U.S but I have my reservations.
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by devonshire flu on Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:56 pm
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a balcony?
Tequila!
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by vietnammer on Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:15 pm
“To be is to do”—Socrates. “To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre. “Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra.
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by Barking Boy on Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:27 pm
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by Tenbury on Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:54 am
vietnammer wrote:“To be is to do”—Socrates. “To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre. “Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra.
T That was written on my favourite bog wall @ Uni. Adjacent was an arrow pointing to the bog roll and there was written: " Social Science Students Please Take One".
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by BalaamBoy on Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:48 pm
Tenbury wrote: That was written on my favourite bog wall @ Uni.
Adjacent was an arrow pointing to the bog roll and there was written: " Social Science Students Please Take One".
Many moons ago when I was still a student, there were two bits of grafitti that always made me laugh. One said 'Noel Brotherston would be God, if he wasn't a prod', (oldies might remember him) and the other, written on the side of the stall next to the paper said 'Not now, Scotty, I'm having a shi .........................................'
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by Hammer.CA on Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:56 pm
The so called experts told me that I would never be any good at poetry because I’m dyslexic, well I showed them, so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase.
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by Hammer.CA on Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:57 pm
I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night. Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.
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by ageing hammer on Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:32 am
Hammer.CA wrote:The so called experts told me that I would never be any good at poetry because I’m dyslexic, well I showed them, so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase.
PMSL 
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by Dover KUMB fan on Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:31 am
I wanted to hire a bouncy castle for a kids party. They told me the rental was £50, and set up was £1000. I said “That’s outrageous!!” They replied “That’s inflation for you”
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by vietnammer on Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:59 am
I've started band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven't got a gig.
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by uptonparkhurst on Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:08 pm
vietnammer wrote:I've started band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven't got a gig. I'm making a music video - I'm offering your band a bit part in it.
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by Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:45 pm
vietnammer wrote:I've started band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven't got a gig.
Ahem ... hate to piss on your chips but there are 1024 megabytes in one GigaByte Just saying ... 
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by uptonparkhurst on Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:18 pm
Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:Ahem ... hate to piss on your chips but there are 1024 megabytes in one GigaByte Just saying ... 
Unless you're a manufacturer of USB sticks, that is (the cheating fookas!)
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by Puff Daddy on Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:29 am
Two logs. One log said to the other log, I slept like a man last night
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