Little things that irritate you

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Samba on Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:08 pm

DasNutNock wrote:Why do blokes that have had a vasectomy always want to tell people about it?


I've noticed that Das.
I've always assumed they're hoping any females that overhear will know that they're now a safe shag.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby RichieRiv on Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:27 pm

Maybe because it involves nut sacks and b*llocks?

Are you not a subscriber to Viz, Dan?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Odessa on Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:34 am

Toothache at 4.30am.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:35 am

50mph winds 4.30am :thdn:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:57 am

RichieRiv wrote:Maybe because it involves nut sacks and b*llocks?


Would appear to be the reason. Not sure why having one's gonads chopped off is something you'd want to share.

RichieRiv wrote:Are you not a subscriber to Viz, Dan?


I suspect I am pretty much keeping them in business.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:48 pm

people who moan about me eating at my desk - im not eating at home on my time !!

especially as the milk is free at work
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Clacton-ammer on Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:44 pm

westham,eggyandchips wrote:50mph winds 4.30am :thdn:


I was in my garden at 6 this morning trying to sort where every thing had gone, on a plus side, fences were all good. On a country road to work, trampoline stopped my progress, you ever tried to move a trampoline by yourself in a gusty wind, it was a comedy sketch for others looking on, not for me.

Second time I have found a trampoline in a road after high winds, not looking forward to the hat trick.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:16 pm

westham,eggyandchips wrote:50mph winds 4.30am :thdn:



Was that you or the Mrs?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby sendô on Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:38 pm

People moaning on facebook about being woken up by the wind, like they're 7 years old and can't simply turn over and go back to sleep.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Mega Ron on Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:08 pm

Bloody wind has taken down 6 fence panels in the past few days.

Does anyone know if companies will take away to old broken panels when delivering new ones?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:34 pm

Witnessing the national coughing championship on the underground today. Those hearty souls on the central line just shaded it from the district line.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby delbert on Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:40 pm

Talk Radio dicking about with their line up, Jon Holmes was the only thing keeping me awake sat on the A13 on my way home, there's some right boring twat on there now........
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Tenbury on Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:44 pm

The Nescafe Gold advert..

No wonder you've got no mates you ****hole, you dish up **** instant coffee...
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby jastons on Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:45 am

Costa, Starbucks and other such places serve about 16 different kinds of coffee yet no one makes a decent cup of Tea.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Mega Ron on Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:04 am

They all use the coffee machines to make them which is pretty annoying.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:13 am

westham,eggyandchips wrote:Witnessing the national coughing championship on the underground today. Those hearty souls on the central line just shaded it from the district line.

Indeed. How I haven't kopped the apparent Typhoid that appears to be rife in the office is beyond me.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby fmgod on Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:34 am

People on the train smelling, it's the morning at least whack on some deodorant or aftershave at the minimum, if you aren't going to shower, god knows what they will whiff like on the way home
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby chigwells finest on Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:47 pm

westham,eggyandchips wrote:Witnessing the national coughing championship on the underground today. Those hearty souls on the central line just shaded it from the district line.



yes but its when they deposit the remnants of said throat on the platform thats the prize
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby chigwells finest on Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:50 pm

fmgod wrote:People on the train smelling, it's the morning at least whack on some deodorant or aftershave at the minimum, if you aren't going to shower, god knows what they will whiff like on the way home


hate when you get lumbered next to a guy , whose main love seems to be some sort of very spicy sausage from the night before , and whilst im here , had to use the bakerloo line on tuesday night , the trains seemed to be from the 1960's , was like a step back in time .
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby jastons on Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:02 pm

chigwells finest wrote:hate when you get lumbered next to a guy , whose main love seems to be some sort of very spicy sausage from the night before


Your Dad.
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