Little things that irritate you

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby djclipz on Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:50 pm

Toilet seats that don't stay up
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby chigwells finest on Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:15 pm

people who cant merge in order , and who insist on cutting in .
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:20 pm

chigwells finest wrote:people who cant merge in order , and who insist on cutting in .


They're obviously in a greater hurry than you, and are more important than you, so you really ought to know your place.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby woodford on Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:26 pm

the annoying girl on the TUI advert , singing "aint nobody"

Push her in the sea someone.

Narcissistic cow, no one cares, shut up
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby FreeWheeling on Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:20 pm

chigwells finest wrote:people who cant merge in order , and who insist on cutting in .


Like the utter ****er at Jnc 4 of the M3 this morning that bypassed the queue using the hard shoulder, 1 mile later I was sat directly behind the prick, he gained nothing
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:58 pm

wil.I.am

What a total cock this bloke is. :thdn:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Samba on Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:36 am

westham,eggyandchips wrote:wil.I.am
What a total cock this bloke is. :thdn:

I hate all Chelsea players, Eggy...
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby chigwells finest on Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:56 am

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chigwells finest wrote:people who cant merge in order , and who insist on cutting in .


They're obviously in a greater hurry than you, and are more important than you, so you really ought to know your place.[/quote]


obviously .
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:20 am

Ford windscreen wiper set up.
Every time you use a blast of screenwash the wipers go across twice, which leaves the windscreen nice & clear. After a couple of seconds when the screen is almost dry, it goes across AGAIN leaving a sh!tty smear across the screen. I must have used half my bloody reservoir of the stuff tthis morning.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:34 am

Dover KUMB fan wrote:Ford windscreen wiper set up.
Every time you use a blast of screenwash the wipers go across twice, which leaves the windscreen nice & clear. After a couple of seconds when the screen is almost dry, it goes across AGAIN leaving a sh!tty smear across the screen. I must have used half my bloody reservoir of the stuff tthis morning.


VW do that, too. Highly annoying. That said, you probably ought to replace your blades if you're still getting smears.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby claretandblue82 on Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:16 pm

Dover KUMB fan wrote:Ford windscreen wiper set up.
Every time you use a blast of screenwash the wipers go across twice, which leaves the windscreen nice & clear. After a couple of seconds when the screen is almost dry, it goes across AGAIN leaving a sh!tty smear across the screen. I must have used half my bloody reservoir of the stuff tthis morning.


I get this on mine too! First couple of swipes it's fine then it is like they are saying 'look how clean your windscreen is, well **** you' and proceeds to wipe it's **** back over! b*stard!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby somerset-hammer on Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:13 am

Lorry drivers that insist of overtaking other lorry drivers, and proceed to block the dual carriage way, as the driver being overtaken refuses to slow down and most probably speeds up a little, resulting in both lorries driving side by side for what seems like an eternity!

Stay in your ****ing lane!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Monkeybubbles on Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:11 am

Cheap suits.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Hammer1972 on Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:23 am

Threads leaking into each other.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby 1875Hammer on Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:28 am

somerset-hammer wrote:Lorry drivers that insist of overtaking other lorry drivers, and proceed to block the dual carriage way, as the driver being overtaken refuses to slow down and most probably speeds up a little, resulting in both lorries driving side by side for what seems like an eternity!

Stay in your ****ing lane!

Elephant racing!!!

They do this on the A9. 24 miles of single carriageway then you reach a passing lane and they take 4 miles to get past.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby dave_l on Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:42 am

somerset-hammer wrote:Lorry drivers that insist of overtaking other lorry drivers, and proceed to block the dual carriage way, as the driver being overtaken refuses to slow down and most probably speeds up a little, resulting in both lorries driving side by side for what seems like an eternity!

Stay in your ****ing lane!


The M11 North of Stansted, A12, A14 and A303 are particularly special for this game.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby somerset-hammer on Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:48 am

dave_l wrote:
The M11 North of Stansted, A12, A14 and A303 are particularly special for this game.


A303 on the way home from work yesterday and on the way to work this morning!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:41 pm

1875Hammer wrote:Elephant racing!!!
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So the b'stards know what they are doing & even have a pet name for it??? Wanchors
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby chigwells finest on Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:44 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Cheap suits.



i'd love to get all mine hand made, however due to reasons beyond my control ( money ) i have to go for otp
ones.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:44 pm

chigwells finest wrote:I'd love to get all mine hand made, however due to reasons beyond my control ( money ) i have to go for otp
ones.

Whatever, fatty
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