Little things that irritate you

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:01 am

Kevin Campbell's bow tie. WTF are you thinking?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:25 am

Black Friday
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:27 pm

"How did we do? Please fill in this effing survey" every time I buy something or go somewhere.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Hammer1972 on Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:43 pm

"And clothing retailer Primark said in a blog: "Black Friday? *Yawn* As if we'd make you wait all year for a flash sale, just to wow you with our totes increds prices"

People who write **** like this.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby delbert on Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:57 pm

westham,eggyandchips wrote:Black Friday


Exactly, why isn't there a White Wednesday....? :)
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby fmgod on Fri Nov 24, 2017 4:19 pm

Hammer1972 wrote:"And clothing retailer Primark said in a blog: "Black Friday? *Yawn* As if we'd make you wait all year for a flash sale, just to wow you with our totes increds prices"

People who write **** like this.


Yep any shortening of words or phrases to sound edgy or hipster, I absolute hate it

Obvs
Totes
Increds
Nom nom
Awks
cray
ship - as in relationship
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Nov 24, 2017 4:23 pm

bae

As in "my bae looks like Rihanna"

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby warp on Fri Nov 24, 2017 4:25 pm

^ Image


i'm not really against "nom nom" for memes and such, but every it time i've heard it it strictly came from twats now that i think of it :think:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby djclipz on Fri Nov 24, 2017 4:31 pm

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Jesus Christ are we really gonna get 'no news' about them every week. Oh he might of proposed... ooh wedding next year in May, June, July
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Tenbury on Fri Nov 24, 2017 4:42 pm

Whenever it is , let's hope it's not a fancy-dress do...........
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby claretandblue82 on Fri Nov 24, 2017 4:45 pm

djclipz wrote:Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Jesus Christ are we really gonna get 'no news' about them every week. Oh he might of proposed... ooh wedding next year in May, June, July


Can black people get ginger hair? I was just thinking what their baby would look like. A ginger afro! Poor thing!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Upminster Hammer on Fri Nov 24, 2017 5:17 pm

What the F*** are you on about?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby White Goodman on Fri Nov 24, 2017 5:28 pm

Upminster Hammer wrote:What the F*** are you on about?


I would imagine he's making a joke (albeit a rubbish one :D ) about the fact that Markle is half afro-american
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby fmgod on Fri Nov 24, 2017 7:04 pm

Just seen a full on five eastern europeans vs one black bloke fight on the train, other something to do with "don't touch me" ffs, to be fair to the five they just restrained him as they could of could holy hell out of him, the one that had him in a rear chokehold obviously knew what he was doing. Stupid women going please help out loud, yeah great I'll just walk into a six man fight as I'm a "bloke", didn't want equality there did you.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby ooh look who it is on Fri Nov 24, 2017 11:18 pm

People that duck through doors as they are closing rather than looking and holding it for the person behind.

Zip getting stuck on your coat thus meaning you have to lift it over your head like a kagoul thingy.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby AnthraxDave on Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:29 am

Paddy Power advert with the guy in the Wheelchair. Also, adverts where they use some droning woman to sing a classic song in a low tempo.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:34 pm

AnthraxDave wrote:Also, adverts where they use some droning woman to sing a classic song in a low tempo.


My missus is pretty placid but makes no bones about wanting to physically hurt the bird off that ad that sings "heads and shoulders knees and toes". :D
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby WHU_Del on Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:22 pm

Sinus infection, or more specifically the toothache that comes with it.
I found this and tried it:
A quick check to identify a sinus toothache is to jump on your feet. If there is a sinus infection, the sudden movement of fluid in the maxillary cavity will cause a throbbing pain in one or more upper teeth.

A throbbing pain? IT WAS F'ING AGONY!!!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:21 pm

To be fair, if they'd accurately described the pain you wouldn't have jumped and would be none the wiser :wink:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby bondsbootlaces on Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:28 pm

Relationship ending and the way it’s now messing with my brain.
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