Little things that irritate you
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- hammerdivone
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Re: Little things that irritate you
The 2018 World Cup Finals Forum still being called the 2016 European Championships Forum on the top menu
- hammerdivone
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Re: Little things that irritate you
More Chinese **** that stops working. ****ing generator has just packed up and it's only got about 40 hours on it.
It'll be interesting to see how much their distributor wants to charge me for a new rotor .... probably about $5 less than the cost of a new generator.
It'll be interesting to see how much their distributor wants to charge me for a new rotor .... probably about $5 less than the cost of a new generator.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
People standing on the other side of a door looking at their phones and not paying attention.
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People 'hanging out' in doorways like they both want to go but can't quite disengage from the conversation. Got to saying 'Scuse Me' loudly at this many years ago.Joyeux Marteau wrote:People standing on the other side of a door looking at their phones and not paying attention.
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And the c**** who are walking behind you that are talking on their phones and you hold the door open for them and they breeze through still talking without even an acknowledgement.Joyeux Marteau wrote:People standing on the other side of a door looking at their phones and not paying attention.
The best bit was to come though because I came to another door at the end of the corridor and this time let it close right on his mush.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
If you don't acknowledge me when I hold the door open for you, you will never be removed from my sh*t-list.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Overhearing 20-something entry-level peons at the coffee machine, boasting about how fast they drive their BMWs (from their parents homes to work and back).
a) B*llocks do they do 80 on the A3 at 8:30am.
b) Even if that wasn't b*llocks, what kind of c*nt boasts about breaking the speed limit, as if it's anything other than antisocial and embarrassing behaviour?
Everyone's an expert, faultless driver, right up to the point where they have their first accident.
a) B*llocks do they do 80 on the A3 at 8:30am.
b) Even if that wasn't b*llocks, what kind of c*nt boasts about breaking the speed limit, as if it's anything other than antisocial and embarrassing behaviour?
Everyone's an expert, faultless driver, right up to the point where they have their first accident.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
DasNutNock wrote:b) Even if that wasn't b*llocks, what kind of c*nt boasts about breaking the speed limit, as if it's anything other than antisocial and embarrassing behaviour?
priest fans?
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You have answered your own question there Dan.DasNutNock wrote: boasting about how fast they drive their BMW
what kind of c*nt boasts about breaking the speed limit
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Re: Little things that irritate you
People who stand at a zebra crossing facing into the road but who have no intention of actually crossing the road.
- hammerdivone
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Re: Little things that irritate you
People who cough without putting a hand over their mouths
People who sneeze without sneezing into a tissue
People who sniff all the bloody time instead of blowing their nose
People who sneeze without sneezing into a tissue
People who sniff all the bloody time instead of blowing their nose
- westham,eggyandchips
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Karren Brady being refereed to as "Mrs Brady"
She is a Miss or just ****.
She is a Miss or just ****.
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- hammerdivone
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Not to Mr Brady she isn't.hammerdivone wrote:Is she not married anymore?
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She was never married to anybody called Brady. That's her maiden name. But she is married. So it's accurate.
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See what happens when they're allowed out of the kitchen?
I'm only joking, I doubt Karren can cook.
I'm only joking, I doubt Karren can cook.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Unless she married Liam Brady of course ...fjthegrey wrote:She was never married to anybody called Brady. That's her maiden name. But she is married. So it's accurate.
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All over the GD she is referred to as Mrs Brady.......and she isnt. She's Mrs Peskyslydildo.fjthegrey wrote:She was never married to anybody called Brady. That's her maiden name. But she is married. So it's accurate.