Little things that irritate you

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The 2018 World Cup Finals Forum still being called the 2016 European Championships Forum on the top menu
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Two day hangovers. :arry:
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stuboy wrote:Two day hangovers. :arry:
Welcome to feeling old
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More Chinese **** that stops working. ****ing generator has just packed up and it's only got about 40 hours on it.

It'll be interesting to see how much their distributor wants to charge me for a new rotor .... probably about $5 less than the cost of a new generator.
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People standing on the other side of a door looking at their phones and not paying attention.
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Joyeux Marteau wrote:People standing on the other side of a door looking at their phones and not paying attention.
People 'hanging out' in doorways like they both want to go but can't quite disengage from the conversation. Got to saying 'Scuse Me' loudly at this many years ago.
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Joyeux Marteau wrote:People standing on the other side of a door looking at their phones and not paying attention.
And the c**** who are walking behind you that are talking on their phones and you hold the door open for them and they breeze through still talking without even an acknowledgement.

The best bit was to come though because I came to another door at the end of the corridor and this time let it close right on his mush. :scarfer:
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If you don't acknowledge me when I hold the door open for you, you will never be removed from my sh*t-list.
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Overhearing 20-something entry-level peons at the coffee machine, boasting about how fast they drive their BMWs (from their parents homes to work and back).

a) B*llocks do they do 80 on the A3 at 8:30am.

b) Even if that wasn't b*llocks, what kind of c*nt boasts about breaking the speed limit, as if it's anything other than antisocial and embarrassing behaviour?

Everyone's an expert, faultless driver, right up to the point where they have their first accident.
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DasNutNock wrote:b) Even if that wasn't b*llocks, what kind of c*nt boasts about breaking the speed limit, as if it's anything other than antisocial and embarrassing behaviour?

priest fans?


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DasNutNock wrote: boasting about how fast they drive their BMW

what kind of c*nt boasts about breaking the speed limit
You have answered your own question there Dan.
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People who stand at a zebra crossing facing into the road but who have no intention of actually crossing the road.
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People who cough without putting a hand over their mouths

People who sneeze without sneezing into a tissue

People who sniff all the bloody time instead of blowing their nose
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Karren Brady being refereed to as "Mrs Brady"

She is a Miss or just ****. 8-)
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Is she not married anymore?
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hammerdivone wrote:Is she not married anymore?
Not to Mr Brady she isn't.
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She was never married to anybody called Brady. That's her maiden name. But she is married. So it's accurate.
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See what happens when they're allowed out of the kitchen?











I'm only joking, I doubt Karren can cook.
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fjthegrey wrote:She was never married to anybody called Brady. That's her maiden name. But she is married. So it's accurate.
Unless she married Liam Brady of course ...

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fjthegrey wrote:She was never married to anybody called Brady. That's her maiden name. But she is married. So it's accurate.
All over the GD she is referred to as Mrs Brady.......and she isnt. She's Mrs Peskyslydildo.
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