Little things that irritate you

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westham,eggyandchips wrote:50mph winds 4.30am :thdn:

Was that you or the Mrs?
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People moaning on facebook about being woken up by the wind, like they're 7 years old and can't simply turn over and go back to sleep.
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Bloody wind has taken down 6 fence panels in the past few days.

Does anyone know if companies will take away to old broken panels when delivering new ones?
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Witnessing the national coughing championship on the underground today. Those hearty souls on the central line just shaded it from the district line.
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Talk Radio dicking about with their line up, Jon Holmes was the only thing keeping me awake sat on the A13 on my way home, there's some right boring twat on there now........
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The Nescafe Gold advert..

No wonder you've got no mates you ****hole, you dish up **** instant coffee...
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Costa, Starbucks and other such places serve about 16 different kinds of coffee yet no one makes a decent cup of Tea.
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They all use the coffee machines to make them which is pretty annoying.
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westham,eggyandchips wrote:Witnessing the national coughing championship on the underground today. Those hearty souls on the central line just shaded it from the district line.
Indeed. How I haven't kopped the apparent Typhoid that appears to be rife in the office is beyond me.
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People on the train smelling, it's the morning at least whack on some deodorant or aftershave at the minimum, if you aren't going to shower, god knows what they will whiff like on the way home
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westham,eggyandchips wrote:Witnessing the national coughing championship on the underground today. Those hearty souls on the central line just shaded it from the district line.

yes but its when they deposit the remnants of said throat on the platform thats the prize
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fmgod wrote:People on the train smelling, it's the morning at least whack on some deodorant or aftershave at the minimum, if you aren't going to shower, god knows what they will whiff like on the way home
hate when you get lumbered next to a guy , whose main love seems to be some sort of very spicy sausage from the night before , and whilst im here , had to use the bakerloo line on tuesday night , the trains seemed to be from the 1960's , was like a step back in time .
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chigwells finest wrote: hate when you get lumbered next to a guy , whose main love seems to be some sort of very spicy sausage from the night before
Your Dad.
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So, um.

Mrs MB pointed out a couple of small bloody splotches on my side of the bedsheet yesterday morning. Piles again, I suspected, but it certainly didn't feel like anything was up there so purely in the interests of research I snuck into the bathroom to crack one out. Just to check, like.

CUE AN GUSHING TORRENT OF DARK STICKY BLOOD AND SPOOF ERUPTING FROM MY OLD CHAP!!! Like a scene from The Exorcist, or one of those chocolate fountains they have at chavvy 16th birthday parties. Except blood and spoof, not chocolate.

I pretty much passed out, went very wobbly at the knees and ringpiece, never seen anything so distressing in my life. Of course, I assumed it was nut cancer. At the least. Rang the doctor and they couldn't see me until Tuesday (yesterday was Thursday and I'VE GOT NUT CANCER), so I texted my mate who's a GP and he called me back a couple of hours later. I was in a total panic by then, but he talked me down in a proper doctor kind of way. Fairly common, he said, probably just an infection of the spunk tube (he actually said that) or maybe a cyst. But not nut cancer. Well, maybe a 20% chance of nut cancer. Or more, maybe.

Yeah, that's all a bit irritating.
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Time for the old prostate probe I feel MB.
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stuboy wrote:Time for the old prostate probe I feel MB.
Oh ok, when are you free?
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jastons wrote:Costa, Starbucks and other such places serve about 16 different kinds of coffee yet no one makes a decent cup of Tea.
they don't make decent coffee either, what's your point?
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Monkeybubbles wrote:So, um.

Mrs MB pointed out a couple of small bloody splotches on my side of the bedsheet yesterday morning. Piles again, I suspected, but it certainly didn't feel like anything was up there so purely in the interests of research I snuck into the bathroom to crack one out. Just to check, like.

CUE AN GUSHING TORRENT OF DARK STICKY BLOOD AND SPOOF ERUPTING FROM MY OLD CHAP!!! Like a scene from The Exorcist, or one of those chocolate fountains they have at chavvy 16th birthday parties. Except blood and spoof, not chocolate.

I pretty much passed out, went very wobbly at the knees and ringpiece, never seen anything so distressing in my life. Of course, I assumed it was nut cancer. At the least. Rang the doctor and they couldn't see me until Tuesday (yesterday was Thursday and I'VE GOT NUT CANCER), so I texted my mate who's a GP and he called me back a couple of hours later. I was in a total panic by then, but he talked me down in a proper doctor kind of way. Fairly common, he said, probably just an infection of the spunk tube (he actually said that) or maybe a cyst. But not nut cancer. Well, maybe a 20% chance of nut cancer. Or more, maybe.

Yeah, that's all a bit irritating.
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warp wrote: they don't make decent coffee either, what's your point?
They appear to make coffee that pleases the masses but the only place I can get a good cuppa is in my own home. No where else.
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