Little things that irritate you

[Happyhammer52]

We had a security meeting at work today from a guy in our IT department, he was talking about the Dark Web. He made a comment like only 4% of the internet is available with over 80% being the Dark web.

He said he was able to access it quite easily, but he is competent with IT.

So my question is, surely that percentage is wrong? Surely it can't have that much information on it? Secondly if he can access it, why can't the police?

[jastons]

Finding out that I weigh over a stone more than I expected . 16 st 8 lbs.

[Hammer1972]

We had a security meeting at work today from a guy in our IT department, he was talking about the Dark Web. He made a comment like only 4% of the internet is available with over 80% being the Dark web.

He said he was able to access it quite easily, but he is competent with IT.

So my question is, surely that percentage is wrong? Surely it can't have that much information on it? Secondly if he can access it, why can't the police?

What about the other 16%?

[Kludgehammer]

Are you sure his 80% comment was about the "dark web" or the "deep web"? If the former, it's complete bolleaux, if the latter, it's allegedly true

"Deep web" = content not generally publicly available including intranets and other corporate, academic and personal respositories.

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

bolleaux

This word.

[BonzosBoots]

This word.

Along with "obvs...."

[sendô]

totes.

[Happyhammer52]

Are you sure his 80% comment was about the "dark web" or the "deep web"? If the former, it's complete bolleaux, if the latter, it's allegedly true

"Deep web" = content not generally publicly available including intranets and other corporate, academic and personal respositories.

Ah must have been the Deep Web then, still find that absolutely mind boggling.

Then again I visit about 8 sites, so probably missing out on a fair bit.

[fmgod]

Words with a negative connotation that now mean mean good in slang, "sick""disgusting""rape"

[jastons]

Anyone remember this 'gem' from Alan Pardew?

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[DasNutNock]

Words with a negative connotation that now mean mean good in slang, "sick""disgusting""rape"

Please tell me you're joking about that one. You've actually heard someone say "rape" as a positive term?

[claretandblue82]

Ah must have been the Deep Web then, still find that absolutely mind boggling.

Then again I visit about 8 sites, so probably missing out on a fair bit.

How many of those 8 contain ladies with a lack of clothing?

[Patito]

Words with a negative connotation that now mean mean good in slang, "sick""disgusting"

sorry

[Happyhammer52]

Words with a negative connotation that now mean mean good in slang, "sick""disgusting""rape"

Honestly cannot believe that, not even sure how any positive connotation can come from the word rape.

Have heard the term "disgustingly good" and never really understood it, but ho hum.

[Slacking student]

When your supervisor emails you last thing on a Friday afternoon, just as you are packing away to catch a train the following

"Could we have a quick chat?"

Resulting in a conversation that was interesting but could have waited till Monday meaning you miss your train and have to spend another hour at uni instead of back home. :arry:

[Patito]

Can't believe you were still studying at 3pm on a Friday

[FreeWheeling]

When your supervisor emails you last thing on a Friday afternoon, just as you are packing away to catch a train the following

"Could we have a quick chat?"

Resulting in a conversation that was interesting but could have waited till Monday meaning you miss your train and have to spend another hour at uni instead of back home. :arry:

unread

[lewisham-mer]

eating tomatoes at lunch and getting tomato skin stuck between your teeth.

Then spending the rest of the day going crazy cos you don't have a toothpick or toothbrush handy...

[delbert]

Honestly cannot believe that, not even sure how any positive connotation can come from the word rape.

Have heard the term "disgustingly good" and never really understood it, but ho hum.

I've heard the phrase "totally raped it", meaning they've done really well at what ever it was........

[-DL-]

Weekend drivers. Unpredictable bastards that they are. At least weekday drivers, the ones encountered on the commute, white van man etc - you can generally tell what they are going to do with some degree of certainty. However, weekend drivers show new levels of fuckwittery every time I encounter the c****.

If you don't regularly drive over half the days in a week, then you should have your license revoked...

If you only ever drive on a weekend - then you should be shot.