Little things that irritate you

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby mushy on Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:03 pm

Cockneyboy311 wrote:Losing a treasured hat over the weekend. Had it 20 years and i think some prick has nabbed it off my had for a laugh whilst i was half cut. I can't get a like for like replacement so i'm pretty peeved :(

You lost a hat whilst you were wearing it?
That takes some doing I would have thought.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:19 pm

Cockneyboy311 wrote:Losing a treasured hat over the weekend. Had it 20 years and i think some prick has nabbed it off my had for a laugh whilst i was half cut. I can't get a like for like replacement so i'm pretty peeved



mushy wrote:You lost a hat whilst you were wearing it?
That takes some doing I would have thought.


I bet you were also a little bit more than "half cut" not to notice? :?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby warp on Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:20 pm

mushy wrote:That takes some doing

yep, doing LSD!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:13 pm

mushy wrote:You lost a hat whilst you were wearing it?
That takes some doing I would have thought.


Deffo wouldn't have taken it off. I need a haircut so the hat was masking the terrible bonce. I was pretty merry but in no way completely smashed. When i'm really drunk i dont remember anything yet i remember the whole of the night. Tis a mystery.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby EastBrisHammer on Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:18 pm

Maybe its like when people say they have lost their glasses and then realise they are actually wearing them.

Have a double check and make sure the hat is not on your head. :wink:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby BalaamBoy on Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:26 pm

Airport terminals, and in particular the fact that most have been renovated or designed such that passengers are forced to walk through the duty free section before reaching their gates.

Firstly they tend to be windy paths to ensure potential customers pass as many different products as possible and secondly I do not want to try Laphroaig whisky or Hugo Boss aftershave at 6.30 in the b*stard morning!!!

Grrrrrr . . . . .
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby djclipz on Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:37 pm

BalaamBoy wrote:Airport terminals, and in particular the fact that most have been renovated or designed such that passengers are forced to walk through the duty free section before reaching their gates.


That reminds me, the bloody skybridge at Gatwick that plays sounds from Yangtze out the hundred speakers next to the walkway. Had to go along it twice recently... does my nut.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Algarve Hammer on Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:56 pm

Louie Spence. :x
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Francoisvander or else on Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:55 pm

djclipz wrote:Airport terminals, and in particular the fact that most have been renovated or designed such that passengers are forced to walk through the duty free section before reaching their gates.


That reminds me, the bloody skybridge at Gatwick that plays sounds from Yangtze out the hundred speakers next to the walkway. Had to go along it twice recently... does my nut.[/quote]

Spot on about the skybridge, although it amazes me looking at the pictures of the Chinese people on the billboards how bad dental hygiene is in rural China. Plenty of openings for dentists
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby smuts on Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:05 pm

Denbighammer wrote:When your pouring milk on your cornflakes and you catch one at the wrong angle and it fires milk over the kitchen worktop.


A poorly angled Weetabix provides the ideal launch ramp for half a pint of milk straight into an electrical appliance....
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby WHU Independent on Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:47 pm

TV Progs about Alaska: Ok I get it. It's cold, it's dangerous, its inhospitable and you have to fend for yourself. and that's it.

Why create prog after prog about living there showing a lot of unwashed and tatty red-necks who don't really like anyone but themselves and their mates?

I just can't see the appeal of watching stuff like this.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Rocketron on Sat Oct 14, 2017 8:34 pm

WHU Independent wrote:TV Progs about Alaska: Ok I get it. It's cold, it's dangerous, its inhospitable and you have to fend for yourself. and that's it.

Why create prog after prog about living there showing a lot of unwashed and tatty red-necks who don't really like anyone but themselves and their mates?

I just can't see the appeal of watching stuff like this.

Why do you, then?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby James P on Sat Oct 14, 2017 11:59 pm

Thinking of something that irritates you, opening this thread, reading everyone else's and forgetting your own.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby James P on Sun Oct 15, 2017 12:00 am

That was it!

When someone pulls a load of change out their pocket and says "I've got to pay in shracknel"!!!

It's shrapnel!!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby AnthraxDave on Sun Oct 15, 2017 12:07 am

The absolute Cockwomble at work who always urinates all over the toilet seat and floor and thinks it is funny to leave the facilities in such a state.

I'm also sick to death of hearing about Harvey ****ing Weiner on the news. Bloke hasn't even been charged with a crime, yet the news tells us he deserves the death penalty.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby WHU Independent on Sun Oct 15, 2017 2:13 am

Rocketron wrote:Why do you, then?


I don't. You can work out what the progs are all about via the extended pre-prog highlights they show in between other progs.

That and they take up a shed load of the listings with something happening in Alaska. i.e Alaskan gold, Alaskan survival ad infinitum.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby pablo jaye on Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:34 am

James P wrote:That was it!

When someone pulls a load of change out their pocket and says "I've got to pay in shracknel"!!!

It's shrapnel!!


Do they also arks if you know anyone who can clean their chimlee? :wink:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby WHU_Del on Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:00 am

pablo jaye wrote:

Do they also arks if you know anyone who can clean their chimlee? :wink:

And are they scared of skellingtons?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:54 am

WHU_Del wrote:And are they scared of skellingtons?


......and live in Birminam.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Hammers Dad on Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:54 pm

Had my stitches out yesterday at 10:00.
By 13:00, the scar had split and I spent the next 10 hours in 2 different hospitals before they told me they can't re-stitch it and it will need packing and covering for about 4 weeks so it can heal inside to out and will leave a big scar.

And it hurts like a b*stard
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