Little things that irritate you
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Re: Little things that irritate you
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- bondsbootlaces
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Re: Little things that irritate you
The C2C this morning.
The fat ****er making as much noise and mess with a sausage roll as possible eat properly you ****er
The **** who's all dressed up to go running grinning at me struggling to stay upright on the district line with crutches whilst sat in a disabled seat
The fat ****er making as much noise and mess with a sausage roll as possible eat properly you ****er
The **** who's all dressed up to go running grinning at me struggling to stay upright on the district line with crutches whilst sat in a disabled seat
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Re: Little things that irritate you
In what sense?westham,eggyandchips wrote:People that lie about where they live.
Town they live in, street, or that they live with partners/parents etc?
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Loads of people I know do that. Tell you they live somewhere only to discover it's well outside the place they told you. I always pick them up on it, and they all try to justify it one way or another. Pathetic aspirational helmets.
Re: Little things that irritate you
Myself after a certain amount of wine. Can't be amicable or jolly, no, it's as if been conditioned for generations upon generations of drinking before battle or something. Hit's 11pm on a night out and i'm either trying to poke someone's eye out or falling asleep in a taxi. If i were a dog i'd of been muted long ago. No place for it nowadays.
Need to learn how to dance for four hours to music i can't stand.
Need to learn how to dance for four hours to music i can't stand.
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people who come in to my dental surgery claiming jobseekers benefits for free dental treatment , WEARING WORK CLOTHING and usually holding a £ 600 iphone , who insist on late appts only
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chigwells finest wrote:people who come in to my dental surgery claiming jobseekers benefits for free dental treatment , WEARING WORK CLOTHING and usually holding a £ 600 iphone , who insist on late appts only
Gas them immediately.
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A mate of mines' son has just moved out of the family home. I asked where he's moved to, he replies Thorpe Bay. Very nice im thinking. Turns out he doesnt live in Thorpe Bay........he lives in Shoebury. Geographically not far away, but anyone that knows the area will vouch, they are quite different.rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:
In what sense?
Town they live in, street, or that they live with partners/parents etc?
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AnthraxDave wrote:The proliferation of the word "Banter" really gets on my tits. I remember when it meant a joke or a laugh.
Now it is some kind of immunity clause against vile behaviour and comments.
Just stabbed someone in the eye with a fork? Banter.
****ers.
so true
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Re: Little things that irritate you
I understand and understand the difference.westham,eggyandchips wrote:A mate of mines' son has just moved out of the family home. I asked where he's moved to, he replies Thorpe Bay. Very nice im thinking. Turns out he doesnt live in Thorpe Bay........he lives in Shoebury. Geographically not far away, but anyone that knows the area will vouch, they are quite different.
Was it that he just wasn't sure on the boundary?
I live in Leigh, but I'm not entirely sure where the border with Chalkwell starts.
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Trust me, he knows the difference.rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:
I understand and understand the difference.
Was it that he just wasn't sure on the boundary?
I live in Leigh, but I'm not entirely sure where the border with Chalkwell starts.
It's like people that say they live in Langdon hills when really they live in Laindon.
Border snobbery I call it.
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Oh yeah, Langdon Hills and Laindon... that famous bit of area skull duggery
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Re: Little things that irritate you
I have noticed this a lot recently meeting people that I haven't seen in a while.
Me: "So where are you living now?"
Them: "Loughton"
Me: "Very nice, whereabouts?"
Them: "Well you know The Broadway? A bit further along from there"
Me: "So you live in Debden then"
You can also swap Loughton for Leytonstone and Debden for Leyton
Me: "So where are you living now?"
Them: "Loughton"
Me: "Very nice, whereabouts?"
Them: "Well you know The Broadway? A bit further along from there"
Me: "So you live in Debden then"
You can also swap Loughton for Leytonstone and Debden for Leyton
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It could be a thread of its own! :lol:Baron Von Marlon wrote:I have noticed this a lot recently meeting people that I haven't seen in a while.
Me: "So where are you living now?"
Them: "Loughton"
Me: "Very nice, whereabouts?"
Them: "Well you know The Broadway? A bit further along from there"
Me: "So you live in Debden then"
You can also swap Loughton for Leytonstone and Debden for Leyton
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I think if I lived in Laindon I would substitute every song or song title with the word "London" for "Laindon" because that's the kind of sad existence that I live.westham,eggyandchips wrote:Trust me, he knows the difference.
It's like people that say they live in Langdon hills when really they live in Laindon.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Men that are obsessed with golf and talk about it all the time. f*** off, you boring c****.
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Surely that's just classic bants though?The Gibbins wrote:"Im just going for a cheeky Nandos"
Shut up you ****, there is nothing cheeky about Nandos
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EvilC wrote:Men that are obsessed with golf and talk about it all the time. **** off, you boring *****.
course they do