A mate if mine set fire to some crusty's dreads in a pub in Camden. Didn't half stink.sendô wrote:All dreads look ****, as does manky unwashed hair in general.
Little things that irritate you
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DasNutNock wrote:I work in an office full of 20-something grads that someone's told to "dress for the job you want, not the one you have". Presumably, they all want to work as sales assistants in TM Lewin.
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I hope the soap-dodger said thank you.Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote: A mate if mine set fire to some crusty's dreads in a pub in Camden. Didn't half stink.
I knew a fella with dreads at university, they earned him the nickname "Vermin".
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Got a few of them where I work, Non customer facing suitsDasNutNock wrote:I work in an office full of 20-something grads that someone's told to "dress for the job you want, not the one you have". Presumably, they all want to work as sales assistants in TM Lewin.
I turn up at RMA Sandhurst in jeans and a polo shirt , roll up tucked behind my ear
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People that pick up there dog **** then leave the bag on the pavement. If your gunna do that just leave the poo as atleast it biodegrades, now it's stuck on a bag and not going anywhere your cretins
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Same bloke is doing another dish today, this time prawns in a chinese garlic sauce. PRAWNS.rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:People's fascination with slow cookers and the lazy attitude it brings.
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Bloke at work brought in a sweet and sour chicken dish he cooked in the slow cooker. It was stringy meat in strawberry jam by the time he'd finished raping it in there.
That dish should take no more than about 15mins in a pan. Not ****ing 7hrs.
By the way, these were already cooked king prawns. He then said he marinated them. Marinated already cooked prawns?
He's had the c**** in the slow cooker for about 6hrs
****ing helmet
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Slow cooked, pre-cooked & marinated prawns? WTF were they like? Strips of rubber?
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Was going to say. I'm a fan of slow cookers for stoos and casseroles, but fish and seafood? What's the point of that? It has to be cooked and eaten in situ to be enjoyed properly.DasNutNock wrote:Slow cooked, pre-cooked & marinated prawns? WTF were they like? Strips of rubber?
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EastBrisHammer wrote:It's all about opinions Dan (although I do agree with you on this one). Still think shiny suited, long shoed, football haircut businessmen wannabees is the shitest look. Followed by grey haired, spectacle wearing, grey looking businessmen. I worked in the city of London for a bit and these sad people drained the life out of me.
grey hair................tick
spectacle wearing...tick
suit wearing( not shiny though)......tick
dont think we should evermeet i'm the stuff of your nightmares
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:lol: Do you ever smile at work? Do you ever talk to staff beneath you in a non-condescending tone? If you do then you're not doing it right.chigwells finest wrote: grey hair................tick
spectacle wearing...tick
suit wearing( not shiny though)......tick
dont think we should evermeet i'm the stuff of your nightmares
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Standard platform at my place. Still really popular.DasNutNock wrote:Java. How can this piece of junk STILL be in use?
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When you get to the crossing and there's some lemon already waiting there that's neglected to press the button
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There's also the crossing where the button no longer lights up so everyone thinks you are some lemon that hasn't pressed the button yet. I always smirk as they hit the button several times and then realise.Centre Half wrote:When you get to the crossing and there's some lemon already waiting there that's neglected to press the button
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That happens to me when I get into a lift with about 4 people already in there.Centre Half wrote:When you get to the crossing and there's some lemon already waiting there that's neglected to press the button
Not one of the ****ers has pressed the button
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I feel your pain. What was your issue?fmgod wrote:Spending hours upon hours on Vmware and different version, absolute nightmare, 17 hour day yesterday and bleeding long today
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Getting told Friday pm that I'm off onto a new project as of Monday morning.