Little things that irritate you

[Rio]

Roger Federer
Pain under your arm, which turns out to be armpit hair knotted together

[sendô]

The washing machine repair cockwomble from Hotpoint trying to tell me that the reason that their shitty two bob circuit board on my washer has failed after less than 6 months is because I cut off the original moulded plug and wired one onto it myself.

You can f*** right off sunshine, and I don't give a flying one if it is in the small print of the warranty, that doesn't supercede my statutory rights to not be sold a load of poorly made *****.

[DasNutNock]

The washing machine repair cockwomble from Hotpoint trying to tell me that the reason that their shitty two bob circuit board on my washer has failed after less than 6 months is because I cut off the original moulded plug and wired one onto it myself.

You can **** right off sunshine, and I don't give a flying one if it is in the small print of the warranty, that doesn't supercede my statutory rights to not be sold a load of poorly made *****.

Why’d you do that?

[Rocketron]

Probably to fit into the hole between the WM and the power socket on the other side of the cabinet.
I know what I mean even if this post seems a bit crap. :lol:

[DasNutNock]

Point taken

[sendô]

Exactly that, which in itself was all the more annoying because the missus insisted that we pay for them to fit it for £25 (even though, as I pointed out, all they were doing was connecting the water and the waste and plugging it in - which they didnt ****ing do properly) because she wanted to use the machine the day it arrived and didn't want to wait for me to come home from work.

[Hampshire Hammer]

I was plastering the wall where I had removed a built in cupboard on Sunday. This morning our cleaner picked up my slippers and put them in the alcove that I was working in. So when I come home my slippers have plaster on them because she put them on some that was still wet on the floorboards. Why the f*** put anything there and why not look, stupid bloody woman.

[hammerdivone]

Did your pipe survive unscathed?

[The Collector]

Exactly that, which in itself was all the more annoying because the missus insisted that we pay for them to fit it for £25 (even though, as I pointed out, all they were doing was connecting the water and the waste and plugging it in - which they didnt ****ing do properly) because she wanted to use the machine the day it arrived and didn't want to wait for me to come home from work.

I had to cut off the moulder plug on our oven after the fitter connected it to the gas. Put on a new plug and the bloody thing would not work. On a whim I swapped the live and neutral wires in the plug and it starts to work. The cack handed sods at Cannon who put it together had reversed the wiring inside the oven!

[Denzil]

I was plastering the wall where I had removed a built in cupboard on Sunday. This morning our cleaner picked up my slippers and put them in the alcove that I was working in. So when I come home my slippers have plaster on them because she put them on some that was still wet on the floorboards. Why the **** put anything there and why not look, stupid bloody woman.

I was really hoping you were going to say they were plastered behind an alcove in the wall

[delbert]

I was plastering the wall where I had removed a built in cupboard on Sunday. This morning our cleaner picked up my slippers and put them in the alcove that I was working in. So when I come home my slippers have plaster on them because she put them on some that was still wet on the floorboards. Why the **** put anything there and why not look, stupid bloody woman.

You have a cleaner? Shouldn't you be supporting Fulham?

[Hammer1972]

These may be the worst thing I have ever seen:

https://www.goodwinsmith.co.uk/collecti ... size-uk-11

[FreeWheeling]

It would take a special kind of **** to spend 800 sovs on those

[Eggs'n'nuts]

It would take a special kind of **** to spend 800 sovs on those

Hammer1972 should send that link to Sully Jnr. in that case. He likes a dodgy expensive shoe!

[FreeWheeling]

:lol: just got a 12 hour twitter ban for calling Piers Morgan a ****

[DasNutNock]

That f*cking awful travel agent advert with the shockingly bad "breathy white girl that can't sing" cover of Ain't Nobody.

[the celestial insect]

Alan Green. He's basically Zippy from Rainbow.

[Tenbury]

:lol: just got a 12 hour twitter ban for calling Piers Morgan a ****

You should've got a peerage, minimum.

[the celestial insect]

:lol: just got a 12 hour twitter ban for calling Piers Morgan a ****

For insulting ****s, I presume.

[rare as rockinghorse shat]