Little things that irritate you

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DasNutNock wrote:I heard one of them talking about being "swole" and "jacked" the other day, and had to restrain myself from bludgeoning them with a dumbbell.
Eggs Jnr. 1 is taking his exams to become a personal trainer. Hopefully, these are the kind of muppets that he can exploit the f**k out of without them realising it, while training people who want to get fit and trim for all the right reasons.
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They're probably the sort of morons who think they know more than PT's as they've watched a few Jeff Seid videos.
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I use the local leisure centre gym, do 90% body weight work and am dripping sweat when I'm done. There are some young lads, early 20, s baseball hats wrong way round, who come in, smash the weights around and generally are loud, without doing much at all. It always brings a little smile to my face, they look at me and I can see them thinking , how come that old geezer is sweating so much, he ain't lifted like us boys!
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badabing wrote:I use the local leisure centre gym, do 90% body weight work and am dripping sweat when I'm done. There are some young lads, early 20, s baseball hats wrong way round, who come in, smash the weights around and generally are loud, without doing much at all. It always brings a little smile to my face, they look at me and I can see them thinking , how come that old geezer is sweating so much, he ain't lifted like us boys!
So, to summarize:

Being around young boys makes you sweat........

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:D ha ha. You could be a lawyer twisting my words like that. Or work for GSB in the PR dept!
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Patito wrote:They're probably the sort of morons who think they know more than PT's as they've watched a few Jeff Seid videos.
Kinell, just looked him up what a barnet
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NottingHammer6 wrote:
Kinell, just looked him up what a barnet

He's an utter bellend. Beiber on roids.
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Jeff gets very upset when people accuse him of juicing.

Not as funny as Mike O'Hearn though , who is now 49 and still looks ridiculous but will go to war on Instagram personally when people say "dude you are massively juicing".



Guy's ego is so fragile it's priceless. Thing is, he looks awesome and nobody is saying, take roids and it's easy to look like him because genetically, he's still very gifted but he just won't have it that he isn't natural, the daft ****
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:lol: The guy is stuffed full of steroids and appears to have replaced his hair with a thatched roof!
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He's about as "natty" as that Rich Piana bloke who, surprisingly, croaked last year.
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Mega Ron wrote:Yeah. Use all that ground coffee in one go. I'm sure it will be ok.

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Patito wrote:They're probably the sort of morons who think they know more than PT's as they've watched a few Jeff Seid videos.
One of my cousins partner fits that bill perfectly. Knows it all, knows f**k all. And he's a complete bellend.
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White Goodman wrote:Jeff gets very upset when people accuse him of juicing.

Not as funny as Mike O'Hearn though
What a pair of c****.

They look absolutely ridiculous
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rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:What a pair of *****.

They look absolutely ridiculous
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Rio wrote:Martin Freeman
A vociferous leftist who advertises vodaphone.
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Umbrellas.

They seem to be eye height for me, I'm glad I wear glasses.
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These c****

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If seeing & hearing them on tv every 5 mins wasn't bad enough they are now on the ****ing radio!
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Passwords!

Everyone i deal with now seems to need a ****ing password before they will help me.....

I rang the NS&I today re premium bonds.... The nice lady says the quickest and easiest way to do what you want, is to register as an online or telephone user, are you one?

I'm thinking, How the hell do I know ?! I may be, but ive registered for dozens of sites over the years and funnily enough I dont remember them all (unless I regularly use them).

So I ask her if she can confirm it for me.... Good news, I am apparently....

So I ask her to do my transaction........... She says, whats the first and fourth letter of your password............... FFS! Aargh!

I will send them a form by good old post....... Now where's my pen?

Im off for a lay down now..... :lol:
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Queens getting rid of the Childrens' A+E department.

Sick kids can now queue behind the drunks.
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