Little things that irritate you

[Barking Iron]

Been a bit scared after pooping/farting blood most mornings for the past month or so.
Only just managed to get a Docs appointment for next week.
(If bleeding from your arse does not count as "urgent" when wanting an appointment, then I don't know what does!)

I'm hoping it has just been the stress of finishing my Uni stuff that caused it all.

The receptionist woman on the phone was just really pathetic, feminist c**t. Bet if I was a female called to say I had found a lump somewhere, I'd have been seen within minutes.
She actually used the term "Man Flu" towards me :lol:

I was ****ting blood at 1 stage went all the way with it and had the camera up the batty where your insides are projected onto a 60” flat screen. The health professional told me it had nothing to do with me eating spicy food but it always happened the first **** after eating spicy food.

[westham,eggyandchips]

Some knob telling me I have OCD because I like clocks to be showing the right time.

[S-H]

Some knob telling me I have OCD because I like clocks to be showing the right time.

All 50 of them?

[Monkeybubbles]

Some knob telling me I have OCD because I like clocks to be showing the right time.

The right time for what?

[sendô]

Being told I'm "babysitting" when the missus goes out and I've got the kids on my own.

In fact that really irks me. No-one says that to the missus when she's got them alone and I'm out.

Actually, the way dads get treated differently to mums in general irritates the hell out of me.

[westham,eggyandchips]

Being told I'm "babysitting" when the missus goes out and I've got the kids on my own.

In fact that really irks me. No-one says that to the missus when she's got them alone and I'm out.

Actually, the way dads get treated differently to mums in general irritates the hell out of me.

Easily avoided....... don’t have any of the horrible little spongers.

[DasNutNock]

Easily avoided....... don’t have any of the horrible little spongers.

Yeah, but who's going to make your dinner? Oh, you meant the kids.

[The Gibbins]

People at work that open a brand new bottle of milk as if the one that is half full and opened the same day has gone off..

A bit petty i guess but i don't get it


...and those that put an empty milk bottle back in the fridge

[Mega Ron]

Easily avoided....... don’t have any of the horrible little spongers.

Yeah, but who's going to make your dinner? Oh, you meant the kids.

[-DL-]

People at work that open a brand new bottle of milk as if the one that is half full and opened the same day has gone off..

A bit petty i guess but i don't get it


...and those that put an empty milk bottle back in the fridge

In a similar context - people like my wife that have a habit of putting the smallest amounts of anything back in the cupboard/fridge. Like not enough milk left in the bottle for a coffee - yet still put back in the fridge. Not enough butter for a full slice - back in the fridge - a tiny amount of toothpaste left in the tube that requires loads of twisting and squeezing to get out - back in the bathroom cabinet.

'I don't want to waste it and waste money' says the woman that dries the washing in the dryer on a hot sunny day, or leaves wet washing in the machine overnight so it needs to be rewashed the next day...

[White Goodman]

they probably fart right before leaving too

Yep nailed on.

What happens then, is that it stops on the next floor, stench still in place and everyone getting in (usually sod's law guarantees that it's hot women in their 20s) will think it is you.

[White Goodman]

Moving house and job in a month. Way benefits are set up at my new place means I have got to have a load of new insurances .

Have got two medicals in the next two weeks, having just had my annual medical and follow up tests in the last two weeks as well.

I can't take much more prodding, poking and blood letting, it's getting beyond a joke. The last one even did an echo cardiogram and a treadmill test but every insurer wants to do their own thing.

c****. Why can't hey just take my word for

[Tenbury]

In a similar context - people like my wife that have a habit of putting the smallest amounts of anything back in the cupboard/fridge. Like not enough milk left in the bottle for a coffee - yet still put back in the fridge. Not enough butter for a full slice - back in the fridge - a tiny amount of toothpaste left in the tube that requires loads of twisting and squeezing to get out - back in the bathroom cabinet.

'I don't want to waste it and waste money' says the woman that dries the washing in the dryer on a hot sunny day, or leaves wet washing in the machine overnight so it needs to be rewashed the next day...

The kid's mother is just the same ( gets it from her mother who's minted yet lives the life of a Bag-Lady).
Most infuriating,she stands all empty sauce/oil/,et c bottles on their heads,so the last drop isn't wasted....opening the bloody fridge becomes catching practice.

[DasNutNock]

Why can't hey just take my word for

Because they're taking one look at you and thinking "obvious PED user".

[WHU_Del]

My own lack of self-control.
I had sworn that the club would not get a penny from me all the time that this board are in charge. Then I noticed that the club shop in Lakeside had the Thames Ironworks shirts for twenty quid...

[warp]

^ steal them.

[Mega Ron]

My own lack of self-control.
I had sworn that the club would not get a penny from me all the time that this board are in charge. Then I noticed that the club shop in Lakeside had the Thames Ironworks shirts for twenty quid...

Get them from Sports Direct.

I expect that even that fat c**** business is more ethically run than our club.

[White Goodman]

Because they're taking one look at you and thinking "obvious PED user".

Probably, here's hoping my medical records don't state the one time I tried to get testosterone replacement therapy (that I didn't need) via my doctor.

[DasNutNock]

Seriously? You asked your quack for T? Did he run a blood test or anything, or just look you in the eye and say “Why? Considering a career in MMA?”?

[westham,eggyandchips]

My own lack of self-control.
I had sworn that the club would not get a penny from me all the time that this board are in charge. Then I noticed that the club shop in Lakeside had the Thames Ironworks shirts for twenty quid...

Go and stand in the corner and face the other way.