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jastons wrote:Just stick some fancy lights around it and no one will notice
Is exactly my plan.
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Ralph Ineson's voice (Dacia Sandero advert)
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Driving home down the M1, M25 in that storm tonight.

Got back on the A12 and it stopped almost immediately after having to drive for an hour and half in it on the motorways.
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DasNutNock wrote:Trying to make an Ikea wardrobe sit even on floors more pissed than an airline pilot.
An actual scene from 'The Wire' there - Jimmy McNulty having the exact same issues.
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westham,eggyandchips wrote:Ralph Ineson's voice (Dacia Sandero advert)
Seconded. Makes my skin crawl.
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Rats/mops that win Crufts.

Proper dogs don’t get a chance!
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Rats, dustcart picked up a bin and a rat jumped out and ran straight for me! Big ****er made me break the 100m record and only dogs heard me as I squealed.

****ing hate rats!
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lewisham-mer wrote:Rats/mops that win Crufts.

Proper dogs don’t get a chance!

Dave was robbed!
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WestHamByTheSea wrote:An actual scene from 'The Wire' there - Jimmy McNulty having the exact same issues.
Did he buy some metal brackets off Amazon and fix it to the wall like I just did?

Anyway, her room looks brilliant - LED striplights in her bookshelf and behind her desk, lava lamp, Alexa-controlled bulbs in her desk lamp and ceiling light. Mirrored doors on the new wardrobe, new perfectly fitted desk next to the window. Her echo dot and stereo set up with the backlit LEDs to match the same colour. The sort of room I’d have killed for when I was a kid.

Brought her and the wife up to show them and they both expressed complete indifference and buggered off.
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Oh yes LED lights, I've just fitted some in the kitchen, when I turn them on they kill the DAB radio..........
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delbert wrote:Oh yes LED lights, I've just fitted some in the kitchen, when I turn them on they kill the DAB radio..........
Yeah, I noticed her radio remote also changes the light colour and sequencing.
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DasNutNock wrote:
Did he buy some metal brackets off Amazon and fix it to the wall like I just did?
Not as far as I'm aware Dan - will posit it to David Simon as I will kill for the merest oppo to get a new season of 'The Wire' commissioned! :D

Don't get too disheartened about the initial ennui re the room, I think it'll sink in gradually. Having your dad put work into making a kid's life better in a specific way is one of life's great joys - at the very least you'll know you did the right thing. Or at least you can retune it to a man-cave if you don't get some gratitude within 5 years. (Sorry for saying "man-cave", I can imagine that alone getting on this thread as a phrase, but an alternative didn't spring to mind).
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People that ask a question like the following:

That is a good deal, huh?
That looks amazing, huh?
Starting to look good, huh?
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djclipz wrote:People that ask a question like the following:

That is a good deal, huh?
That looks amazing, huh?
Starting to look good, huh?
'Don't you' ...'Wouldn't you'...'are you/aren't you' wind me right up, as if you're so totally in thrall to someone you will automatically agree.
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'Er indoors does that. She will be talking to someone, and turn round to me and say didn't he?, didn't she?, etc. Which while being a tad annoying in itself, she is often referring to something where I wasn't even there!!!
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Dover KUMB fan wrote:'Er indoors does that. She will be talking to someone, and turn round to me and say didn't he?, didn't she?, etc. Which while being a tad annoying in itself, she is often referring to something where I wasn't even there!!!
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Not quite that bad, but not far off
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[quote="Greatest Cockney Rip Off"][/quote]

:lol: That's the first thing that sprang to my mind!
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Dover KUMB fan wrote:Not quite that bad, but not far off
The trick is, when she does this, look at her incredulously and exclaim, "You said nothing of the sort!".

She'll soon stop it after that.
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I 'won' £2.10 on the Euro tonight.
The ticket cost £2.50.
It doesn't feel like a win..
Shirley the least you can win should be at least your money back..
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