Little things that irritate you

[claretandblue82]

Women who have an amazing body but the most awful face. It's like looking at a beautiful picture and then noticing that someone has taken a **** on it top centre!

[warp]

Women who have an amazing body but the most awful face. It's like looking at a beautiful picture and then noticing that someone has taken a **** on it top centre!

that's why we invented paper bags.

[sendô]

Known as a BOBFOC (Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch), or else a Prawn (rip the head off and throw it away, you only need the body).

[Monkeybubbles]

Women who have an amazing body but the most awful face. It's like looking at a beautiful picture and then noticing that someone has taken a **** on it top centre!

I think the term is Butterface.

"Great body, but her face...."

Still, we're all Greek gods, for sure.

[Hammers Dad]

Women who have an amazing body but the most awful face. It's like looking at a beautiful picture and then noticing that someone has taken a **** on it top centre!

Double Baggers - One on her head and one on yours just in case her one falls off

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

Double Baggers - One on her head and one on yours just in case her one falls off

That don't make sense? Surely if she's a proper, proper rough'n, then the last thing you're going to do is shoot your load when her bag comes off?

[WHU_Del]

Double Baggers - One on her head and one on yours just in case her one falls off

That don't make sense? Surely if she's a proper, proper rough'n, then the last thing you're going to do is shoot your load when her bag comes off?

You won't see if hers comes off, 'cos you'll have a bag on your head.

[S-H]

Body of Baywatch, face of crimewatch

[Xander]

* Approached to apply for a job
* Supply requested CV and portfolio
* Promised a fast response
* Get interview and go along
* Really positive remarks about portfolio and fit to the organiztion

Later told I am too experienced for that job and would be bored.

You had my CV and work samples, why interview me if you thought that????????

[Monkeybubbles]

"Tell him he's too experienced or summat".

[Samba]

The Sun have previous for this. Pretty much before every major tournament they run stories on one of our players. Treasonous.

I agree but it's not just The Scum.
I will support every player while they are in an England shirt. I am fed up that just before every major competition, a player or even the manager, is crucified in the press. You would hope that it's not English people doing it, but it could be. England are never really good enough to ever win a cup & yet some c**** always takes it upon themselves to try to f*** up our preparations, with dirty distractions. They really don't need to bother; we're never likely to win a tournament again, anyway.
I don't know if it happened in 1966 but we all know it was Sir Bobby Moore in 1970. Although that foul deed was probably foreign, in origin.
Obviously, no one needed to do it in 1974, '78 or '94.
I'll never forgive that utter, stupid, selfish c***, Ulrika F***ing Jonsson, taking the opportunity to reveal all about Sven, not long before the 2002 World Cup.
This time, it's Sterling, arguably our most creative player.
Maybe it's not just England that it happens to but I always notice it, regular as clockwork, against us.

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

I will support every player while they are in an England shirt.

I won't. John Terry never got any support from he. He's a ****ing scumbag. Always was, and always will be.

[Kendo Nagasaki]

Rented villa “barbecues”. Can’t even find a bloody chimney starter in the local Aldi. Having to resort to whole pork fillets, chicken shish and similar. Not the end of the world, granted, but I fancied some Iberian pork shoulder and the like.

Yes, I’m aware how little this “little thing” is but that’s how this thread goes.

[Samba]

I will support every player while they are in an England shirt.

I won't. John Terry never got any support from me. He's a ****ing scumbag. Always was, and always will be.

As I was saying, I'll support every England player that isn't John Terry...

[Hammer1972]

This is something that's always confused me - 48 hour deodorant. How big is the demographic of people who will go 48 hours without having a shower but still make sure they have deodorant on?

[HalfTimePie]

My office, we moved into a new building in October and every day since there has been some sort of issue from the water not working, lifts broken, flood that kept us out for two weeks, today it's the air con. Currently hotter than the sun in here making it a very uncomfortable (and sweaty) day.

I don't think that 48 hour deodorant is strong enough to stop me perspiring today.

[Tenbury]

Wasn't built by Carrilion?

[HalfTimePie]

Wasn't built by Carrilion?

Only thing I could fine was this

Connected Companies

Lettings:
CBRE

Lettings:
Newton Perkins

Main Contractor:
Blenheim House

Developer:
Aldgate Developments

Developer:
City of London Corporation

I blame them all. Currently 6.8 million degrees

[Kendo Nagasaki]

My inability to rent a car without dinking it at some stage, despite driving like Miss Daisy due to my innate fear of ****ing out a penalty charge. Bought an excess policy before I left, but will still be a nut ache waiting for them to pay out. Harrumph.

[Monkeybubbles]

My inability to rent a car without dinking it at some stage, despite driving like Miss Daisy due to my innate fear of ****ing out a penalty charge. Bought an excess policy before I left, but will still be a nut ache waiting for them to pay out. Harrumph.

Dan would never pay to rent a car while his wife still had soles on her slippers. Whoever you are, just stop it.