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bondsbootlaces wrote:The Mrs booked us a holiday back in May for October. The price from her started at £300, then doubled to £600 a week or 2 later. Paid my half thought nothing more of it. Lo and behold tonight with everything needing to be paid off Thursday tells me she has ****ed it and it was £1200 per person. Now this stupid **** is trying to find £1200 to pay the ****ing thing off. She's got the hump cause I lost my temper and asked her whu she didn't just tell me how much it was from the off, the full price is even listed on the poxy screen to pay! Not far off telling her to shove the holiday up her aris.
Jesus, where is the destination? The moon? It would want to be at that price!

I shouldn't laugh, but if it turns out to be Florida, I think I would wet my knickers laughing.
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Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:
Jesus, where is the destination? The moon? It would want to be at that price!

I shouldn't laugh, but if it turns out to be Florida, I think I would wet my knickers laughing.[/quote]

Tenerife, how she managed to get that price for somewhere in Tenerife I will never know! The flights are Easyjet so this hotel must be quite something!
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bondsbootlaces wrote:
Tenerife, how she managed to get that price for somewhere in Tenerife I will never know! The flights are Easyjet so this hotel must be quite something!
Hidden taxes from Easyjet then! Just spend the time looking at all the beach boobs and if she complains just say for the price I paid I can look at what I like!
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A week of threesomes with two young spanish senoritas.
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bondsbootlaces wrote:Tenerife, how she managed to get that price for somewhere in Tenerife I will never know! The flights are Easyjet so this hotel must be quite something!
Tenerife? Sweet Jesus! How did she manage that? That's some kind of special. You could have gone to the States or even Oz for that amount. As has been said, make the most of it mate, it'll be the most expensive trip to Tenerife you'll ever have.
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£1200 to Tenerife and flying Easyjet :lol:
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Dickheads in the bank that use the cash deposit ATM just to look at their balance when there is a perfectly good non-cash deposit ATM next to it to do that which no one was using. This isn't the first time it's happened. I let the fucktard in before me too, get nothing these days for been polite!
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My wife booked us a holiday this summer and thought she had an amazing deal for the accommodation.

I delighted in pointing out to her that the price was per night and not for the whole holiday. Obviously it was annoying that it cost a lot more but her being wrong about something felt pretty good.
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bondsbootlaces wrote:Not far off telling her to shove the holiday up her aris.
bin the holidays, but bin her too!
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People who bring their own mug on holiday because they can't drink "a brew" without it.
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cambridge hammer wrote:People who bring their own mug on holiday because they can't drink "a brew" without it.
Really?? :lol: never heard of that before
That's next level OCD
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In a hotel with a balcony
Left some food on the table and me and the mrs went for a wander around the place
Came back to find all the food gone and the balcony covered in seagul *****
What a twat
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FreeWheeling wrote:In a hotel with a balcony
Left some food on the table and me and the mrs went for a wander around the place
Came back to find all the food gone and the balcony covered in seagul *****
What a twat
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Sorry chap bit that did make me laugh
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My bank writing to me offering a loan, a weekly occurrence to be fair. The irritation is that this one is specifically offering a loan to buy a car and "You are eligible to borrow £18.500 and could own a BMW 3 series" like that is something to aspire to! Why the f*** would I want one of them, I wouldn't lower myself to own one of them if it was free.
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^
Even by modern banking standards, that is disgraceful behaviour.
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Hampshire Hammer wrote:My bank writing to me offering a loan, a weekly occurrence to be fair. The irritation is that this one is specifically offering a loan to buy a car and "You are eligible to borrow £18.500 and could own a BMW 3 series" like that is something to aspire to! Why the **** would I want one of them, I wouldn't lower myself to own one of them if it was free.
.....Waits from a bite from the VERY defensive BMW owner on here 8-)
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Dover KUMB fan wrote: .....Waits from a bite from the VERY defensive BMW owner on here 8-)
They are probably too busy cutting people up to post on here.
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A very minor thing, but people who call lunch 'dinner' and dinner 'tea'.

The evening meal is dinner. It's not negotiable.
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the celestial insect wrote:A very minor thing, but people who call lunch 'dinner' and dinner 'tea'.

The evening meal is dinner. It's not negotiable.

But dinner is supper
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