Little things that irritate you

[Joyeux Marteau]

Baby Shark.

Seriously, don't google it. . . .

It's been in my head for days now, where did it come from? Is it government mind control?

[Toulouse_Iron]

Tomatoes are the slugs of the fruit world.

[Clacton-ammer]

Baby Shark.

Seriously, don't google it. . . .

It's been in my head for days now, where did it come from? Is it government mind control?

So when someone tell you not to do something.....

Seriously, is that classified as entertainment for children?? More to the point, why did you find it???

[claretandblue82]

Baby Shark.

Seriously, don't google it. . . .

It's been in my head for days now, where did it come from? Is it government mind control?

My 3 year old loves this song!

doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo :lol:

[Joyeux Marteau]

So when someone tell you not to do something.....

Seriously, is that classified as entertainment for children?? More to the point, why did you find it???

Sorry Clacton. . .

I just got back from holiday with friends and the people I went with had it stuck in their head, I asked what it was about and they showed me on YouTube.

That was a big mistake!

[Patito]

Baby Shark.

Seriously, don't google it. . . .

It's been in my head for days now, where did it come from? Is it government mind control?

Related to this. This video has been posted all over social media...

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Thousands of people share it and put comments under it like "brilliant" or "legends hahahahaha".

This country is falling apart at the seams.

[mushy]

Unlikely. Pretty sure Ageing doesn't live in Beckton..

I do and can assure you that I have never encountered anything like it there.
My guess is that ageing lives closer to Romford then Beckton, much more scary people there.

[LincolnshireHammer]

That ****ing floss dance!!

Although the video of Ross Kemp imitating it is top drawer!

[Slacking student]

Baby Shark.

Seriously, don't google it. . . .

It's been in my head for days now, where did it come from? Is it government mind control?

Yeah I just googled it like the child I am...

Thanks for that

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

People who begin speaking with "So..."

[screech]

the people im currently working with
the bosses are fine but there are a couple of people who try to out ponce each other with mundane bull**** and live life on a bed of bull****

twat 1 "last night i had salmon on a bed of spinach with mangetout and a fabulous super duper whammy jammy balsamic dressing, it was divine!"
twat 2 "i had pan fried blah blah blah thats free from all known bad things ever known to man and blah blah blah"
twat 1 "yeah but i got my ingredients from waitrose"
twat 2 " oh is that where you shop? i got mine from M&S"

Tawt 2 has a day off of work and twat 1 sits there saying how nice the food is from Aldi and how she loves shopping there

i've now accepted a job offer from somewhere else to save my sanity and can honestly say the pure and utter bull**** being listened to over the last 8 weeks had pushed me to look for a new job

[Slacking student]

I can't get the baby shark song out of my head now...

[S-H]

I can't get the baby shark song out of my head now...

Part of me wants to know..

But I wont listen.

[screech]

snap i want to listen as well in the hope that its another stupidly genius song like "pineapple pen"
but seeing that philip schofield and holly lovely jubblies are doing actions to it above is preventing me from listening

[Monkeybubbles]

Related to this. This video has been posted all over social media...

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Thousands of people share it and put comments under it like "brilliant" or "legends hahahahaha".

This country is falling apart at the seams.

Is she wearing a nappy? I've never noticed how broad in the beam she is before.

[Samba]

Unlikely. Pretty sure Ageing doesn't live in Beckton..

I do and can assure you that I have never encountered anything like it there.
My guess is that ageing lives closer to Romford then Beckton, much more scary people there.

You make a good point, mushy.

[warp]

The person coming towards me stays walking the same line but when they are about two feet away they suddenly change and move a few steps to their right and now we are both heading straight for each other. The ****hole usually gives me the Roy Keane stare at the same time.

WTF is that about.

smile, headbutt him, grab is head and take it down towards your rising knee, walk around the body and keep going. casual whistling optional.

[FreeWheeling]

getting up in the morning and it's pitch black, ****ing hate the next six months ,
bring back the sun coming up and waking me in a natural way, but still in time for work,
nothing better than 5.30 am and the sun is cracking over the horizon

[southbrishammer]

For those concerned about Baby Shark: My kids were singing it about 3 years ago You'll be pleased to know that the novelty wears off for them in about 6 months.

[westham,eggyandchips]

Completing the dishes ( I don't have a dishwasher) and realising there's a dirty cup in the living room.