Little things that irritate you

[S-H]

Gents toilet etiquette. 3 urinals, all free, & some one uses the middle one! There is an unwritten rule that this is not the way things are done.

Stand next to him, pull your trousers and pants down to your ankles like a toddler, and make your piss.

[Tenbury]

Or take a dump in the next one along.

[ageing hammer]

Not irritate as such but I don't know where to post this, the Russian babes that keep appearing in my pop ups on Kumb are giving me the right horn

[Mega Ron]

The only ads I am seeing are for swkbank????

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

Not irritate as such but I don't know where to post this, the Russian babes that keep appearing in my pop ups on Kumb are giving me the right horn

I'm only getting cats fighting cancer. Although that does sound quite interesting.

[pablo jaye]

Gents toilet etiquette. 3 urinals, all free, & some one uses the middle one! There is an unwritten rule that this is not the way things are done.

Also, it’s Ok to chat on your way to the bogs but as soon as you get to the urinal ... silence.... and chat only recommences once Percy is safely tucked up.

[Eggs'n'nuts]

Hmm ,Radio 2.
If there really was a God, wouldn't someone have disemboweled Steve Wright years ago?

At last! Someone who agrees with me regarding that irritating c**t.

The only saving grace is he's on the radio so we don't have to endure the torture of looking at him as he's also got a face you'd never get tired of kicking (all imo of course). Cheers Tenbury.

[Samba]

Not irritate as such but I don't know where to post this, the Russian babes that keep appearing in my pop ups on Kumb are giving me the right horn

Do they all look that good, one wonders...

[ageing hammer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Not even one of them I would say

[the celestial insect]

Can someone tell me why the term "mansplaining" is not considered sexist?

[bubbles1966]

It's a woman thing.If you tell them the honest truth, they''ll just sulk and cry.

"Multi-tasking" - something you have to do if you don't understand prioritising, or lack the vision or foresight to see what's coming. Another stereotypical woman thing.

I've worked with some women that are fantastic in leadership posts - they are the ones least likely to trot out the trite ***** that you would hear on Loose Women. The minute they mention their biology/gender, you know they're crap.

[WestHamByTheSea]

Jo Whiley turning the very good Simon Mayo Radio2 5pm show into daily, utter, steaming, dog s**t with her 'life hacks' & obsession with nonentities like Ed Sheeran & One Direction.
Thank you BBC, thank you for your f***ing diversity ratios, it's really improved that show, in particular

I always remember her testing John Peel's patience during the BBC Glastonbury TV coverage many years ago; late in the day she'd say something like 'So John, what have you enjoyed today?'. Peely would then quietly recall his day, drifting from stage to stage, enjoying a variety of music and other things - Wiley would nod along in happy incomprehension, before loudly butting in that she'd just seen Razorlight, it was the most transformative musical experience of her life, and then spend 10 excruciating minutes trying to convince him that he'd missed out on something akin to his first listen of the Sex Pistols.


It was like listening to Eddie The Eagle trying to convince a V2 rocket that his efforts at flying were superior to it due to sheer force of will.

[Hemel Iron]

Having the No6 shirt retired.

[I am Lawro]

Can someone tell me why the term "mansplaining" is not considered sexist?

I've only ever heard it being used when a woman is losing an argument and she wants to pressure/embarrass the man she's arguing with into shutting up.

[badabing]

Smelly people. Ok, I know it`s hot and if you are doing some physical work then you may sweat a bit, that`s fine, nothing wrong with a bit of honest sweat.. But some people out there, you just know its yesterdays sweat. Which means you haven`t bothered to wash, or change your shirt, or probably a combo of both.
You get down wind of these people and it`s enough to make your eyes water. Have some personal pride, buy some soap and deodorant, and don`t go out in public smelling like Satans crease.

[ageing hammer]

The amount of young people ( under 24 ) that get into the lift of my local supermarket with one item, say a bag of crisp and use the lift to go to the basement ( one floor down ) while I have a trolley full and have to go down with them before coming back up again and then on to the the first floor.

It's only one small flight of stairs and happens almost every time I go there.

[Adrianisournumber1]

Piers Morgan and Gary Linkear pretending not to like each other

[the celestial insect]

A small thing, but that odd US twang in Klinsmann's accent.

[DasNutNock]

A small thing, but that odd US twang in Klinsmann's accent.

All the goose-steppers at my office speak English with an American tone. Makes me hate them even more.

[Samba]

Wimbledon.

You do know there's proper sport on, don't you?