Little things that irritate you

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vietnammer wrote:Weird how I remember it without the 'effin' , which doesn't seem to scan metre-wise either. Must have been an older version.
:lol: I did too up until the other day when his theme tune started burrowing it's way into my head.

Oh and just for posterity...

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Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:Image
:shock: :shock: :shock: ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
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I have the flu. Or something like the flu, anyway. Feel like sh*te and I've got to take the kids to London tomorrow, for a museum trip and lunch somewhere. Blinding.
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DasNutNock wrote:I have the flu. Or something like the flu, anyway. Feel like sh*te and I've got to take the kids to London tomorrow, for a museum trip and lunch somewhere. Blinding.
Did you make it, Dan?
I think you should have bailed until next Sun & just taken 'em over the park today.
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Did just that - felt a bit better, so over to Runnymede for a stroll. Going to the South Bank tomorrow for another stroll and lunch in that Cuban place nearby.
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I tried going there once, I was close but no cigar.

Sorry :oops:
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They used to get some right heels going in there.. :oops:
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People on trains getting up from their seat early and forcing their way to stand in front of the doors a good ~30 second before the train actually stops
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C2C at Barking this morning. Train was absolutely jam packed, with dozens of people on the platform waiting to get on. Some people absolutely determined to get on, pushing and shoving, asking people to move down into non-existent space. I thought it was going to kick off at one point.

The train leaves, and literally 2 minutes later another one rolls in - that is almost completely empty. I strolled on and had my pick of the seats.

This should be in the things that make me smile thread really.
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The Tickets page of this site.

It bugs the bllocks off me when posts are titled with the name of the club we are playing against, e.g. "Watford Away", but the title doesn't make it clear whether the postee requires tickets or has them available. Its enough of a ball-ache struggling to get tickets for away games without having to click on every fkcuing post just to find out there's some other poor sod like me who wants tickets.

In the interests of fairness:

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php ... start=7180" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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That ad for some Vauxhall soft roader (that will no doubt set all sorts of records for speed of depreciation) where two clam bashers race to the hospital to give birth. So annoyingly "woke".
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Leaving early to get in early and the district line totally bollocksing up my journey so that I get in normal time.
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sendô wrote:Leaving early to get in early and the district line totally bollocksing up my journey so that I get in normal time.
You should try the Circle Line, it's much more reliable ....


Oh, hang on. !!! :x
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Apparently the Circle Line isn't even a line, but is 3 lines joined together.
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sendô wrote:Apparently the Circle Line isn't even a line, but is 3 lines joined together.
Not even a circle these days. more like a bloody spiral.
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Dover KUMB fan wrote:Not even a circle these days. more like a bloody spiral.
With non-existent trains by the look of it.
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DasNutNock wrote:That ad for some Vauxhall soft roader (that will no doubt set all sorts of records for speed of depreciation) where two clam bashers race to the hospital to give birth. So annoyingly "woke".
the bit. '' its ok we're doing 30 ''

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It's just such a false ad, for a number of reasons:

1) It doesn't show them broken down by the side of the road, waiting for the RAC to tow them to a garage, what with it being a vauxhall and all that.

2) It doesn't show them arguing over the aircon temperature in the car.

3) They're not listening to Heart FM.

4) They don't show any footage of them driving up a narrow road towards several oncoming cars, stopping, then waving their arms and anxiously pointing at the driver they're facing, in the hope they'll all reverse out of their way, because the woman driving doesn't like reversing, despite buying a car with all available modern reversing aids.

5) It doesn't show the driver holding a starbucks in one hand, staring at the phone in her other hand, and steering with her knees.
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^ Ample parking space at the hospital too.
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