Little things that irritate you

[westham,eggyandchips]

People that think im interested in hearing/reading stories about their children. For the record, im not.

[Dover KUMB fan]

People that think im interested in hearing/reading stories about their children. For the record, im not.

On the subject of being told stories. My missus is notorious for this one. Waffling away for ten minutes about something you have no bloody interest in. Then at the point of the heavy eyelids, she wheels out the line "Anyway, to cut a long story short"

[DasNutNock]

The offis vending machine rejecting my quid. Really want a dark chocolate Bounty.

[hammerddh]

The offis vending machine rejecting my quid. Really want a dark chocolate Bounty.

weird, just tucking into one now. Lovely

[DasNutNock]

weird, just tucking into one now. Lovely

[view from the shires]

Reminds me of the time i slammed my hand in the side door of a ford transit in the days where you needed to turn the key at the same time as pull the handle in order to open the door, bit difficult with one hand second knuckle deep and pissing claret, I had in the end have to bite the door handle.

I once managed to lock my finger in my car door. I was in my rugby kit and about to take the field, so had to send someone back to the changing rooms to get the key to free me. I ended up having to go to hospital and even 30 years later my finger nail is split down the middle.

[Adrianisournumber1]

Drums at football it sends me into a rage I hate it

[Coops]

Drums at football it sends me into a rage I hate it

Can I add that bloody infernal band at England matches. They must be getting close to retirement age now.

[FreeWheeling]

ten thumbed, tone deaf, no talent noise polluters

[Coops]

They drown out any singing, rather than creating an atmosphere they stifle it.

[Samba]

Drums at football it sends me into a rage I hate it

Can I add that bloody infernal band at England matches. They must be getting close to retirement age now.

Yes, spot on.
They don't make me h.a.p.p.y..
Tuneless c***s.

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

Can I add that bloody infernal band at England matches. They must be getting close to retirement age now.

They need a proper bashing. Probably get it if they go to Russia.

[sendô]

Buying a salad for lunch, cutting into a tomato and having said tomato squirt an inordinate amount of bright red tomato juice all up the front of my white shirt.

[Dover KUMB fan]

Buying a salad for lunch, cutting into a tomato and having said tomato squirt an inordinate amount of bright red tomato juice all up the front of my white shirt.

Admin, please move this to 'Little things that make you smile' for the benefit of everyone else.

[Monkeybubbles]

Buying a salad for lunch, cutting into a tomato and having said tomato squirt an inordinate amount of bright red tomato juice all up the front of my white shirt.

Serves you right. Salad.

[sendô]

As if the whole eating healthy and trying to lose weight thing isn't irritating enough.

[westham,eggyandchips]

People that pronounce 2018-

Two thousand and eighteen.

Its twenty eighteen.......well it is to me anyway.

We didn't pronounce 1975 as one thousand nine hundred and seventy five did we?

[Etonhammer]

Buying a salad for lunch, cutting into a tomato and having said tomato squirt an inordinate amount of bright red tomato juice all up the front of my white shirt.

That is now my official excuse for swerving rabbit food and going to Greggs......don't want tomato juice down my shirt do I

[southbrishammer]

People that pronounce 2018-

Two thousand and eighteen.

Its twenty eighteen.......well it is to me anyway.

We didn't pronounce 1975 as one thousand nine hundred and seventy five did we?

What did you call the year after 1999?

[Rocketron]

I used 2000 up to 2009, then it became twenty 10.