Little things that irritate you

[ageing hammer]

I fell for both of those gags. Like a lamb to the slaughter

You should have spotted it was a plant

[Samba]

I fell for both of those gags. Like a lamb to the slaughter

You should have spotted it was a plant

That's right, give him hell for leather..

[ageing hammer]

I fell for both of those gags. Like a lamb to the slaughter

You should have spotted it was a plant

That's right, give him hell for leather..

I would love to meat you lot.

[WestHamByTheSea]

Yoda.

[westham,eggyandchips]

Glitter. I'm not talking Gary either.

That horrible stuff that just gets ****ing everywhere whilst trying to put all the Xmas crap away in the loft.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Glitter. I'm not talking Gary either.

That horrible stuff that just gets ****ing everywhere whilst trying to put all the Xmas crap away in the loft.

This is a little long (nearly ten minutes) but really really really worth watching

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[jastons]

I'm dreading returning to work on Monday for the first time since December 19th.

[chigwells finest]

I'm dreading returning to work on Monday for the first time since December 19th.

im dreading you and the other millions who have been off work since then, the tubes been almost bearable this last 14 days

[Hammers Dad]

I'm dreading returning to work on Monday for the first time since December 19th.

December 21 for me.
Checked my work phone last night.....622 emails

[jastons]

Luckily for me I don't have to worry about missing emails or anything like that. I just don't want to set my alarm for 5am!

[Samba]

Upson & Dublin stinking the place out on FA Cup motd...

[DasNutNock]

Upson & Dublin stinking the place out on FA Cup motd...

Appears they went shopping at C&A earlier today, and bought matching long sleeve polo shirts. Then did up the top button.

[Samba]

Appears they went shopping at C&A earlier today, and bought matching long sleeve polo shirts. Then did up the top button.

A right pair of Lawro's..

[sendô]

im dreading you and the other millions who have been off work since then, the tubes been almost bearable this last 14 days

The central line empty Wednesday morning. I strolled onto the train at Mile End and had my pick of seats.

I still had to queue to get into the station in the evening at Oxford Circus though.

[Barking Iron]

Young men and teenagers wearing flip flops and socks out in public or slips as the yoot of today will call them

[DasNutNock]

Lamb breast. More expensive than shoulder, less flavoursome, and more challenging to remove all the collagen that my children and wife won’t go near. Highly disappointing.

[westham,eggyandchips]

Guy Mowbray

I wish this **** would stick to commentary rather than trying to be a comedian.

[Clacton-ammer]

Young men and teenagers wearing flip flops and socks out in public or slips as the yoot of today will call them

It's the fashion now innit! When I was younger anyone that use to do that use to be two sandwiches short of a picnic, or a nerd.

[sendô]

Apparently blokes wearing nail varnish is also a thing now. Not surprising really, most teenagers seem to wear man bags now too.

[Puff Daddy]

Other road users, slowing down to about 2 miles an hour to turn left and then taking half an hour over it. Does my ****ing head in