Little things that irritate you

[Philosophical Dan]

They've had to put up signs in my office's "facilities", due to the number of imported Indian labour. Stuff like "please do not stand on the toilet" and "please wash your hands" and the like.

The cleaners come round every hour or so, but I've rarely walked in & not been confronted by a pile of bangers and mash in the bowl, thoughtfully left behind by someone.

[Denbighammer]

Filthy ****ers who leave the khazi in a state.

This. I swear the Roided up freaks at Fitness First Romford can't piss straight.

It becomes increasingly hard to aim as your genitals get smaller and smaller.

[the oldham stripper]

having new posts merged with other posts when they are clearly f***k all to do with them, twice now, i dont think i'll bother to post anymore which completely defeats the point of being the member of a forum

[vietnammer]

confronted by a pile of bangers and mash in the bowl

going to be chuckling over that for some time

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

Grim.

Another thing that irritates me is people who walk along playing with their phones and then stop dead in the street. Twice recently I've been walking behind somebody who has just stopped and I've nearly walked into them. Can you not send or read a text when you get home?

People in general who have no peripheral vision,
your walking along minding your own business trying to get to work as your running late for a meeting and they stop randomly, can they not see you trying to squeeze past..?

I don't get it, if I need to check I have something or need to get something I'll pullover to the side of the pavement or whatever rather than take up the whole bloody middle of the pavement. Gets my goat everytime!

[bristolhammerfc]

People who put as their status on facebook either a happy or sad face and nothing else.

Attention seeking of the highest order

[dodgy dave]

People who put as their status on facebook either a happy or sad face and nothing else.

Attention seeking of the highest order

[Hammers Dad]

People who put as their status on facebook either a happy or sad face and nothing else.

Attention seeking of the highest order

Even worse, and I may have mentioned it before on here, is the cryptic comment like "Why did he have to do that?" or "So angry right now" which prompts a "What's up?" type response. The next response is "Nothing, don't want to talk about it"....then why f**king post it then you stupid f**king tw*t?!?!?!?!?

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

If I catch the **** who does this in our office (serviced office) I will personally make the ****** clean it with his tongue!

Bet you don't.
Bet you wilt when you see him, politely asking him not to do it again, in a limp, trembling fashion, with a nervous laugh, then go home and listen to Michael Buble.

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

This. I swear the Roided up freaks at Fitness First Romford can't piss straight.

I went there a couple of months back.
I'm a member of David Lloyd and I certainly know (and appreciate) where my money goes.

I've been to more hygienic public toilets.

[hammerdivone]

Bet you don't.
Bet you wilt when you see him, politely asking him not to do it again, in a limp, trembling fashion, with a nervous laugh, then go home and listen to Michael Buble.

Damn you know me so well!

[Iron Spine v2.0]

People who put as their status on facebook either a happy or sad face and nothing else.

Attention seeking of the highest order

What's the matter babe? xXx

[Hammers Dad]

People who put as their status on facebook either a happy or sad face and nothing else.

Attention seeking of the highest order

What's the matter babe? xXx

He doesn't want to talk about it.

Sorry, forgot we were in FB mode:

dun wanna tlk bout iiiiiit XxX

[Iron Spine v2.0]

Instant rage!

[dodgy dave]

Attention seeking of the highest order[/quote]

What's the matter babe? xXx[/quote]


Don't want to talk about it hun

[Gormalysis]

Attention seeking of the highest order

[quote="dodgy dave"]
/quote]

What's the matter babe? xXx[quote]


Don't want to talk about it hun[quote]

Your a fantastic mum don't listen to them.

or

Your not fat, you're beautiful

[Kitt the car]

or

'don't worry hun, he wasn't worth it' and then what they forget to put 'even though you cheated on him/treated him like ****'

[Harlow Hammer]

Adults in a kids playground sitting drinking beer out of a can.

Nothing wrong with having a few tinnies but sitting on the bench in the park (which is enclosed by metal railings to keep the kids safe) while your kids play on the swings and you just sit there shouting at them to be careful etc. Looked like a right chav especially in his 3/4 length shell suit bottoms, black socks, black trainers and vest.

There was a kid in there yesterday who was booting a ball about inside the playground although right next door was a field about an acre big!!! Parents didn't say anything even though it was hitting all the little kids and knocking them over. i accidently kicked it over the fence into the field, by quite a distance.

One the plus side taking two young kids to the park on a sunny Sunday afternoon is a great opportunity to perv at the young mums. Also got talking to some of them and they thought it was great I was out and about playing with the kids. Obviously I didn't mention the misses was at work.

[the upsetter]

the fact that you cant quote more than one persons quote when replying to posts .................

[derek zoolander]

the fact that you cant quote more than one persons quote when replying to posts .................

I think you'll find.......................

People who put as their status on facebook either a happy or sad face and nothing else.

Attention seeking of the highest order

People who put as their status on facebook either a happy or sad face and nothing else.

Attention seeking of the highest order

Even worse, and I may have mentioned it before on here, is the cryptic comment like "Why did he have to do that?" or "So angry right now" which prompts a "What's up?" type response. The next response is "Nothing, don't want to talk about it"....then why f**king post it then you stupid f**king tw*t?!?!?!?!?

You can.