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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Samba on Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:47 pm

Some c*** in the UK has won £121m on the Euro lottery tonight & it wasn't me.
Probably D. Sullivan...
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:40 am

Buying a new watch that was a bit tight on my wrist so I had a link added to it. Now the ****er slides up and down my arm!! :fsake:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Coops on Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:25 am

The fact that my sausage fingers keep missing keys on my laptop.
I just wished one of my customers a peedy recovery.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Coops on Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:26 am

Samba wrote:Some c*** in the UK has won £121m on the Euro lottery tonight & it wasn't me.
Probably D. Sullivan...


£121m could do some damage with that.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Etonhammer on Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:06 am

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:Went to a BBQ yesterday. Was well oiled when I turned up and the missus and her daughter were there. Immediately I'm accosted by them both, almost crying saying there's a woman here who's a Pug breeder and that she has the last puppy here with her today. And yes, they want it. However, it's not cheap and they want me to go halves with them. Cue the next three hours constant pleading, making me hold this puppy and telling me how practical it will be to have a Pug in our lives. Eventually, against my better judgement I relent.
They've called the dog Percy by the way.

**** my luck.


You are the Cockney Markus Meechan.

Don't come on here inflaming anti-Semitism through the medium of Pug !!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Etonhammer on Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:10 am

Whilst on the subject.....

Markus Meechan being convicted of 'hate speech' for inflaming anti-Semitism through the medium of pug.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby FreeWheeling on Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:00 pm

FreeWheeling wrote:Found an extra 500 sovs in my bank account, called the bank as this sort of malarky can seriously **** up your credit rating. told them there was a bank giro credit for 500 that I knew **** all about
The response was "Meh, don't worry about it"

My son has the same about 7 years, ago , went into the bank to say that the cash was not his and there was some sort of mistake, they said it was laundered money and promply black balled him and closed his account

can't see this ending well, but have put the 500 away for when the person who ****ed up wants it back

Banks - bunch of ***** the lot of them


Turns out I am the ****, It was cashback on my mortgage that I had forgot about :lol:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby jastons on Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:18 pm

So, are you getting a new BBQ? :scarfer:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby FreeWheeling on Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:51 pm

Made the mistake of ranting off to the Mrs about it so now she knows he have an extra 500, i got no chance , probably end up using it on stuff for the house
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Samba on Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:12 pm

FreeWheeling wrote:Made the mistake of ranting off to the Mrs about it so now she knows he have an extra 500, i got no chance , probably end up using it on stuff for the house

Funny how they remember the things you don't want them to remember!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Samba on Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:47 pm

Dogs that eat their own & other dog's poo
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Irritate is not quite the right word...
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Clucking Bell on Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:05 am

Getting distracted while making lunch this morning and realizing at 10:30 that my flask of tea is, in fact, a flask of hot water as I'd forgotten the tea bag.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby We_are_BML on Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:46 am

Women at work... all they seem to do all day is eat, moan and gossip
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby hammerdivone on Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:18 am

We_are_BML wrote:Women at work... all they seem to do all day is eat, moan and gossip


Do women outside of work doing anything different?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby sendô on Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:20 am

The phone signal and internet connection at our office in Mayfair being absolutely appalling.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby White Goodman on Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:52 am

Black Sheep Coffee and their slogan "break away from the herd" or whatever it is.

Sheep don't come in herds and you've gone and put it all over your branding, you helmets.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby White Goodman on Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:57 am

Arsenal players on the tv and radio before last night's game saying "We want to win it for the gaffer"

Maybe if they had put more effort into winning some other games for him, he might not be leaving them at the season
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Tenbury on Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:23 am

White Goodman wrote:Black Sheep Coffee and their slogan "break away from the herd" or whatever it is.

Sheep don't come in herds and you've gone and put it all over your branding, you helmets.


Why not...' Flock to our coffee shop'.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:54 am

White Goodman wrote:Arsenal players on the tv and radio before last night's game saying "We want to win it for the gaffer"

Maybe if they had put more effort into winning some other games for him, he might not be leaving them at the season


Never had you down as an Arsenal fan?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby prophet:marginal on Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:11 am

White Goodman wrote:
Sheep don't come in herds and you've gone and put it all over your branding, you helmets.


I'm confused...what is a shepherd, if it isn't he who herds she(e)p?
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