Little things that irritate you

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sendô wrote:Queens getting rid of the Childrens' A+E department.

Sick kids can now queue behind the drunks.
Drunk people are incredibly important.
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DasNutNock wrote:I heard one of them talking about being "swole" and "jacked" the other day, and had to restrain myself from bludgeoning them with a dumbbell.
I'm an old git - could you translate for me?
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"Swole", "jacked", and, as is my understanding, "hench" are all desirable attributes among the younger generation, and they refer to a state of extensive muscular development and low bodyfat.
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You can simulate it by pretending to have a roll of carpet under each arm as you walk along the street.
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somerset-hammer wrote:These *****

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If seeing & hearing them on tv every 5 mins wasn't bad enough they are now on the ****ing radio!
Whilst I agree, the one on the right is a bit milfy.......
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:You can simulate it by pretending to have a roll of carpet under each arm as you walk along the street.

Some of the young trendies I work with just pretent they have an orange under each arm.....when combined with their blue suit and shitty brown shoes they look proper.........
Hench :)
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I did rather notice that when they all file out, they're all dressed like Apprentice candidates - the blokes and women.
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DasNutNock wrote: A vociferous leftist who advertises vodaphone.
Also a one trick annoying pony who seems to be everywhere
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Opening the living room door over my little toe, taking the skin off, and leaking claret over the new carpet!!
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Rio wrote:
Also a one trick annoying pony who seems to be everywhere
Including Startup on Amazon Prime (which is actually pretty good). He just seems miscast, he's not young enough and tough enough to realistically run people down and beat them up, he's not handsome enough to seduce beautiful women, and he's not sinister enough to commit murder, but he's done all 3 in the first 4 or 5 episodes.
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somerset-hammer wrote:Opening the living room door over my little toe, taking the skin off, and leaking claret over the new carpet!!
That's why everyone should wear really cool slippers as I do.
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Achilles tendinitis. Haven't had it in years, and has just flared up. Not really painful, but feels all creaky and unpleasant.
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Patito wrote:They're probably the sort of morons who think they know more than PT's as they've watched a few Jeff Seid videos.
Doesn't almost everyone know more than a PT? The qualification requirement seems to be the ability to open the gym door. Obviously there are good ones, but many I have come across are chancers.
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Toilet seats that don't stay up
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people who cant merge in order , and who insist on cutting in .
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chigwells finest wrote:people who cant merge in order , and who insist on cutting in .
They're obviously in a greater hurry than you, and are more important than you, so you really ought to know your place.
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the annoying girl on the TUI advert , singing "aint nobody"

Push her in the sea someone.

Narcissistic cow, no one cares, shut up
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chigwells finest wrote:people who cant merge in order , and who insist on cutting in .
Like the utter ****er at Jnc 4 of the M3 this morning that bypassed the queue using the hard shoulder, 1 mile later I was sat directly behind the prick, he gained nothing
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wil.I.am

What a total cock this bloke is. :thdn:
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westham,eggyandchips wrote:wil.I.am
What a total cock this bloke is. :thdn:
I hate all Chelsea players, Eggy...
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