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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby chigwells finest on Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:14 pm

fmgod wrote:This new fad of peoples calling dogs, doggos or puppies, puppers, utter cringe.



anybody found using any term made up of two words

' chillaxing ' being one of the terms used .
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Hammer1972 on Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:29 pm

chigwells finest wrote:anybody found using any term made up of two words

' chillaxing ' being one of the terms used .


Totally agree Chigwest.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:32 pm

Webinar is the one that boils the urine
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:56 pm

I rather like the portmanteaus "funt" and "complunt".
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby AnthraxDave on Thu Mar 08, 2018 9:27 pm

The absolute arseholes on the rammed-full train home from Worcester today, who kept bitching and moaning at the blokes Guide Dog being in the way. Maybe if one of them had stood to let them have their seat, the dog wouldn't have been in the aisle in the first place.
No need for the rudeness and near-deliberate attempts to tread on the poor dogs paws. Utter ****ers.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:53 am

People that Are always "up for going"

But are never up for "getting the tickets" :thdn:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Kludgehammer on Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:47 am

AnthraxDave wrote:The absolute arseholes on the rammed-full train home from Worcester today, who kept bitching and moaning at the blokes Guide Dog being in the way. Maybe if one of them had stood to let them have their seat, the dog wouldn't have been in the aisle in the first place.
No need for the rudeness and near-deliberate attempts to tread on the poor dogs paws. Utter ****ers.


Moaning about a guide dog? Stay classy , commuters
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Mega Ron on Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:14 am

Kludgehammer wrote:
Moaning about a guide dog? Stay classy , commuters


The ****ing thing did a s*** and wouldn't stop humping my leg.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby sendô on Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:37 am

chigwells finest wrote:anybody found using any term made up of two words

' chillaxing ' being one of the terms used .

Twunt.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Slacking student on Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:05 pm

DasNutNock wrote:I rather like the portmanteaus "funt" and "complunt".


Shunt is my favourite one of these
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby sendô on Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:21 pm

Sharted is even better.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby S-H on Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:36 pm

Gunt

Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a ****... The Gunt.


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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Whitters on Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:04 pm

My Greek wife announced to me today that she wants me to remember to celebrate the UK Mothers Day, the Greek one, AND the Swiss one. Why the hell aren't these unified somehow?

This is on top of:

- Wedding Anniversary
- Valentines Day
- Greek Name Day (like a second birthday)
- Birthday
- Christmas
- Greek Easter - a big deal and often different dates to Western Easter
- + random tokens of affection through the year, family birthdays/name days, etc.

Luckily we have moved on from the 'when we first met' anniversary (I hope)
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:16 pm

Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a ****... The Gunt.


Don't forget the male equivalent, sported by Essex hammers on Gogglebox each week:

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"The Gock".
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:16 pm

Whitters wrote:My Greek wife announced to me today that she wants me to remember to celebrate the UK Mothers Day, the Greek one, AND the Swiss one. Why the hell aren't these unified somehow?

This is on top of:

- Wedding Anniversary
- Valentines Day
- Greek Name Day (like a second birthday)
- Birthday
- Christmas
- Greek Easter - a big deal and often different dates to Western Easter
- + random tokens of affection through the year, family birthdays/name days, etc.

Luckily we have moved on from the 'when we first met' anniversary (I hope)


Fair's fair
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby S-H on Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:20 pm

DasNutNock wrote:
"The Gock".


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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Slacking student on Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:16 pm

Whitters wrote:My Greek wife announced to me today that she wants me to remember to celebrate the UK Mothers Day, the Greek one, AND the Swiss one. Why the hell aren't these unified somehow?

This is on top of:

- Wedding Anniversary
- Valentines Day
- Greek Name Day (like a second birthday)
- Birthday
- Christmas
- Greek Easter - a big deal and often different dates to Western Easter
- + random tokens of affection through the year, family birthdays/name days, etc.

Luckily we have moved on from the 'when we first met' anniversary (I hope)


This is the one that makes me smile, it's an utterly absurd concept
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby wolverine on Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:11 pm

potholes.....i can't drive anywhere without swerving left/right to avoid these, some of them are that deep i could walk to Australia, and the ones on motorway are a joke.
Serious accident waiting to happen
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:14 pm

Whitters wrote:My Greek wife....


That phrase has an entirely different meaning here in Brighton. Or maybe not. Fair play to you either way.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DM on Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:16 pm

A Difficunt; A f*cker you find difficult to deal with.
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