Little things that irritate you

[claretandblue82]

People who openly boast about how fast they drive, how much they break the speed limit, and how they're still perfectly able to drive after smoking loads of weed. It's as if it's never occurred to them that their behaviour is grossly antisocial and that they may be talking to someone whose life has been altered by any of those things.

Overheard some of the young salestwats in the kitchen earlier, roaring with laughter as they discussed their drive into the office this morning after last night's skinful, bragging how they were all still well over the limit.

Twats.

Book 'em Danno!

[jastons]

Drivers of certain German cars

They should all be shot dead.

People who openly boast about how fast they drive, how much they break the speed limit, and how they're still perfectly able to drive after smoking loads of weed.

Twats.

Undoubtedly drivers of certain German cars. They should all be shot dead.

[Rocketron]

People who openly boast about how fast they drive, how much they break the speed limit, and how they're still perfectly able to drive after smoking loads of weed. It's as if it's never occurred to them that their behaviour is grossly antisocial and that they may be talking to someone whose life has been altered by any of those things.

Overheard some of the young salestwats in the kitchen earlier, roaring with laughter as they discussed their drive into the office this morning after last night's skinful, bragging how they were all still well over the limit.

Twats.

[quote="claretandblue82"
Book 'em Danno![/quote]

[westham,eggyandchips]

Why would people go to the pub to watch England games when your likely to have some dickhead throw untold amounts of beer all over you when they score?

[only1post]

I don't get that either.

What a waste of beer.

[Mega Ron]

Why would people go to the pub to watch England games when your likely to have some dickhead throw untold amounts of beer all over you when they score?

Hold an empty glass in the air. Free drink.

[S-H]

Why would people go to the pub to watch England games when your likely to have some dickhead throw untold amounts of beer all over you when they score?

Hold an empty glass in the air. Free drink.

Make sure you aren't watching it with Spurs fans, unless you like that sort of thing.

[Mega Ron]

:raver:

[Samba]

Why would people go to the pub to watch England games when your likely to have some dickhead throw untold amounts of beer all over you when they score?

Never understand that. How does that improve the occasion?
Always enjoy watching at home rather than the pub. Drink's far cheaper, as well.

[Samba]

Why would people go to the pub to watch England games when your likely to have some dickhead throw untold amounts of beer all over you when they score?

Hold an empty glass in the air. Free drink.

Make sure you aren't watching it with Spurs fans, unless you like that sort of thing.

Oh, like the Beatles song:
'Golden showers,
Fill your eyes'...

[FreeWheeling]

Why would people go to the pub to watch England games when your likely to have some dickhead throw untold amounts of beer all over you when they score?

Last game I ventured into the pub for an England game, the 5-1 victory, despite said victory it still kicked off towards the end of the night,
rather be at home, some good food, few chosen lads or family

[ageing hammer]

I just saw an advert advertising car insurance for women, ( link below )

It's4women.ie, car insurance for women.

Can you imagine if men did something like this.

The way they go on and on about us being sexist and they pull this one. :shock:



https://www.its4women.ie/homepage.aspx? ... gIT1PD_BwE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Czech Hammer]

Its. Coming. Home.

[-DL-]

I just saw an advert advertising car insurance for women, ( link below )

It's4women.ie, car insurance for women.

Can you imagine if men did something like this.

The way they go on and on about us being sexist and they pull this one. :shock:

Like it or not, females are a lower insurance risk than males - which is why these woman only insurance companies exist. By concentrating on being competitive for females, their risk factor is lower, resulting in lower premiums. Of course, men can get a policy, but they price the blokes out so blokes wouldn't take the policy from them anyway.

It's actually no different to a performance car insurance specialist, professional driver specialist and so on.

It doesn't bother me in the slightest to be honest. Why is there no men only insurance companies? The premiums would be too expensive if they focussed mainly on men.

[smuts]

Drivers of certain German cars who cannot admit when they have ****ed up and instead lean out the window swearing.

This morning a line of cars are behind some parked cars waiting for the other way to be clear. The guy at the front decides sod it and pulls out. The car already coming through has to slam on the breaks and the bell end squeezes through that narrowest of gaps shouting profanities at the woman that had to slam on the anchors.

An ambulance is racing down the road so the traffic pulls to one side except for a twat in a BMW who races around them, swearing, before entering the Tesco car park at 40 mph.

My ex-boss used to give me a lift occasionally when the missus borrowed my car and as soon as he bought a beamer he drove like an aggressive twat....when he chopped it in, he went back to normal.

Last accident I had.....hit by a beamer going too fast.

Accident near my work the other day......beamer cutting someone up.

I'm sure they put something in the upholstery.

[smuts]

Certain Barre chords. You need fingers like the Hulk to fret them.

[Samba]

Certain Barre chords. You need fingers like the Hulk to fret them.

Or more fingers..

[Samba]

Question Time on tv, tonight.
Dimbleby: "One of only two women in the country to run a football club, the CEO of Mansfield Town, Carolyn Radford."
Run a football club? Who's the other one? Our own KB?
It doesn't feel like KB, 'runs' our football club, rather more like, sticking her nose in, when it suits.
Poor vacuous Carolyn, an inveterate social selfie poster who exists on three hours sleep a night. Obviously a big partaker of the ridiculous trout-pout, as well.
Can't help wondering what first attracted her to the 17 years older, multi-millionaire Mansfield Chairman, John Radford?
Probably his looks. :raver:

[pablo jaye]

Certain Barre chords. You need fingers like the Hulk to fret them.

I hear you .... C#madd9 for starters!!

X4X140, in case you’re interested!

[DasNutNock]

The kid’s school PTA is refusing to let the volunteers running the stalls at the summer fair pack up at 2:30 so they can watch the game, as if anyone’s going to stick around to give them any money. The PTA is a gaggle of obnoxious Weybridge mums with a fixation that they can achieve some form of local fame by raising lots of cash. There’s absolutely no way I’m letting them bully my wife into staying for no reason, and we shall be long gone before kick off.

I’d post a photo of the woman who made this decision, but I fear you’d all be upset by how horrific she is.