Little things that irritate you

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Hammers Dad on Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:48 pm

Hammer.CA wrote:Philip Schofield playing with a kitten on the WE Buy Any Car ad. :thdn:
the celestial insect wrote:
I couldn't believe that when I saw it so actually looked it up on YouTube to make sure I wasn't hallucinating like before. I've come to the conclusion that it's supposed to be tongue in cheek. There's no way they can be serious.

It's in the same vein as the others....topless statue of Schofield; Scholfield on a zip wire to name but two
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby bondsbootlaces on Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:21 pm

For the past 2 weeks my job has been me copying and pasting. That's it, 10-12 hours a day, 5 days a week. It's staying that way for at least another 2 weeks before I can spend a week actually doing something productive and meanwhile that requires more than 2 brain cells to be in use. Then after doing that back to copying and pasting.

This is so soul destroying, up until 2 weeks ago I was running a project on my own, learning new things, talking to people and doing something worthwhile. Wouldn't be as bad but due to all the other people in my team being unable to even piss on their own I'm also sat on my own. This is soul destroying, I'm doing less than ever and every new copy and paste job just gets bigger and is of no importance or relevance to anything I do day to day.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:27 pm

Learn to write macros or scripts or similar to automate it all.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby bondsbootlaces on Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:51 pm

DasNutNock wrote:Learn to write macros or scripts or similar to automate it all.

I had been, then some ****ing numpty the other side of the planet ****ed up a huge load so now it's easier gaining access to the Bank of England's vaults than to get approval to use one of the poxy things.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:54 pm

Sounds familiar. Someone makes a simple mistake, some dickhead in power wildly over-reacts.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:56 pm

I just overheard the flamboyant (fat, dress sense stuck in the 80s) German woman in the office loudly saying how she hopes England lose tomorrow night because she's sick of all the English people talking about football. In England.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby bondsbootlaces on Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:57 pm

DasNutNock wrote:Sounds familiar. Someone makes a simple mistake, some dickhead in power wildly over-reacts.

Exactly, how about stopping HIM doing any more until he isn't a useless prick? Nope everyone else suffers because of it. ****ers.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby bondsbootlaces on Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:58 pm

She will be the first sacrifice to His Royal Southgate when it comes home.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby sendô on Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:22 pm

Too bloody many from the last couple of weeks, but I'll just say the A303.

I seem to remember it being a great road back in 2005 when I went to Devon. It's an utter disaster now. Did they balls it up somehow, or is it just a general increase in traffic in the intervening decade or so.

Also - Seagulls. If Wasps are known as Canutes with wings, then Seagulls are the Arissholes of the sky.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:29 pm

DasNutNock wrote:I just overheard the flamboyant (fat, dress sense stuck in the 80s) German woman in the office loudly saying how she hopes England lose tomorrow night because she's sick of all the English people talking about football. In England.


Slice her throat open and rip out her tongue, then when it is starting to decay, send it to her newly orphaned children on their first birthday without both parents, the ****ing fat, disrespectful mistake.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby warp on Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:13 pm

ah, the good ole colombian tie!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Algarve Hammer on Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:28 pm

People who say one hundred percent, when they mean .... yes.

It's like septics who say .... at this moment in time, when they mean now.

I suppose what I'm saying is an overuse of words. There's no need for it.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby ageing hammer on Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:58 pm

Algarve Hammer wrote:People who say one hundred percent, when they mean .... yes.

It's like septics who say .... at this moment in time, when they mean now.

I suppose what I'm saying is an overuse of words. There's no need for it.


At this moment in time 100% :thup:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:10 am

I'll tell you what annoys me. Fat people. Fat people on public transport and how they just spill over their own seat and encroach onto your space, to the point it feels like they're almost leaning on you.

DasNutNock wrote:I just overheard the flamboyant (fat, dress sense stuck in the 80s) German woman in the office loudly saying how she hopes England lose tomorrow night because she's sick of all the English people talking about football. In England.


Fat German people encroaching on your territory, now that must be the uber irritation for me.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby fmgod on Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:19 am

DasNutNock wrote:I just overheard the flamboyant (fat, dress sense stuck in the 80s) German woman in the office loudly saying how she hopes England lose tomorrow night because she's sick of all the English people talking about football. In England.


Tell her brexit means brexit and to get behind England! :wink:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:51 am

fmgod wrote:
Tell her brexit means brexit and to get behind England! :wink:


Sounds like she could get behind England and push it closer to Europe.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:56 am

The dry weather means that worms and slugs and stuff have burrowed deeper underground to get to where its moist. Normally that would be a good thing because it means that the slimy gits would be further away from me, but the foxes have been burrowing in Mrs Monkeybubbles lower garden to reach them.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:36 am

We've all been there, mate.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Clacton-ammer on Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:47 am

We have.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby S-H on Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:01 am

Some even twice.
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