Little things that irritate you

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:23 am

Never twice.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Mega Ron on Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:04 pm

I was definitely expecting it to be more fragrant
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby uptonparkhurst on Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:16 pm

sendô wrote:Also - Seagulls. If Wasps are known as Canutes with wings, then Seagulls are the Arissholes of the sky.


I worked down in Folkestone for a while - pterodactyl-size seagulls that bombed in formation and left their victim looking like something out of a bukkake porn movie.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:24 pm

uptonparkhurst wrote:I worked down in Folkestone for a while - pterodactyl-size seagulls that bombed in formation and left their victim looking like something out of a bukkake porn movie.


I remember throwing a crisp to a lone seagull on a platform at Ramsgate train station once. Within seconds, I was transformed to the set of the film “The Birds”. It was mental. Everyone else on the platform was glaring at me with a mixture of hatred and incredulity in their eyes. Lesson learned, never again.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby the celestial insect on Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:14 pm

The ***** electro dance music that always accompanies YouTube football skills and goals videos.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby sendô on Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:17 pm

I nearly had a punch up at the beach with some inconsiderate dickhead who decided to chuck some food in my general direction whilst I was holding my 6 month old baby.

The most annoying bit of it was when I had a pop at him for it, rather than a bit of contrition and an apology, all I got was silence from the cretin whilst his feral family of rancid faced harpies all rounded on me.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:26 pm

sendô wrote:I nearly had a punch up at the beach with some inconsiderate dickhead who decided to chuck some food in my general direction......


Are you a seagull?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby sendô on Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:28 pm

The point is I was then dive bombed by about 20 large aggressive seagulls.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby claretandblue82 on Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:56 pm

sendô wrote:The point is I was then dive bombed by about 20 large aggressive seagulls.


Followed by been surrounded by half a dozen large aggressive birds!! :lol:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Whitters on Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:36 am

I was a bit peckish so popped down to the kiosk in the office building for a snack. It was closed but they thoughtfully left a sign saying 'back in 30 minutes'

When did that 30 minutes start? - 1 minute ago, 29 minutes ago?

Slightly annoyed and hungry.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:39 am

The binmen didn't collect our recycling last thursday.
They didn't collect the rubbish yesterday.
Made an official complaint to the council.
They sloped back this morning to take the recycling.
Bins still outside, despite them saying they'd definitely be back to take it.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Tenbury on Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:56 am

Weybridge strikes again!

TBH , and surprising considering Malvern Hills Council are 24 carat shitheads, our bin men are brilliant, I broke the green wheelie bin,rang to see if I could buy another, and the next day a van turned up with one free. Then the bloke said we've a spare one,have that as well!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby sendô on Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:57 am

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:11 am

Tenbury wrote:Weybridge strikes again!

TBH , and surprising considering Malvern Hills Council are 24 carat shitheads, our bin men are brilliant, I broke the green wheelie bin,rang to see if I could buy another, and the next day a van turned up with one free. Then the bloke said we've a spare one,have that as well!


When the binmen broke my bin recently, they denied it and said I could buy a replacement for £70.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:13 am

They also dumped the contents of my neighbour's rotting food bin outside our house a few weeks back. My neighbour went mental, chased down the road and confronted them. One of them denied it, then the other two replied that he was lying and told him to complain because they both wanted him fired.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:22 am

sendô wrote:Image


"Good news, everybody! I got in a fight with the garbage men and they're cutting off our service!"
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:22 am

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:51 am

They've returned to take our rubbish. Crisis over. For now.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby sendô on Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:53 am

DasNutNock wrote:Image

^ That's the gif I was looking for but couldn't find it.

Funnily enough that episode was on just last night. The Simpsons at it's finest.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:57 am

Frinkiac, mate. I could happily make a career out of making Simpsons gifs.
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