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vietnammer wrote:Locked bogroll-dispensers and trying to find the start. It's like some Japanese 'Endurance' game-show challenge. :evil:
Yeah, the ones at work are a really terrible design. If someone pokes the paper back into the dispenser, and they always do, there's absolutely no way to retrieve it.

A few weeks ago the paper was stuck again so I opened the trap door and bounced across the gents, claggy arse and all, with my strides and y-fronts around my ankles, to get some paper towels from the dispenser. Only, the dispenser was empty, and at that point one of the other tenants bowled in with a shocked and vaguely disgusted look on his face. Could have been nasty.
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Going to an 18th Birthday party and wishing I had a go-pro attached to me. :shock:
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westham,eggyandchips wrote:Going to an 18th Birthday party and wishing I had a go-pro attached to me. :shock:
Just out of curiosity eggy (and this being the snug), why?
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My neighbours being all sniffy and precious because we’re rinsing 90s dancehall and hip hop. FFS, it’s my birthday and it’s the summer!
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DasNutNock wrote:My neighbours being all sniffy and precious because we’re rinsing 90s dancehall and hip hop. FFS, it’s my birthday and it’s the summer!
Happy birthday, Dan!
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DasNutNock wrote:My neighbours being all sniffy and precious because we’re rinsing 90s dancehall and hip hop. FFS, it’s my birthday and it’s the summer!
Happy birthday mate. I'll admit to your choice of music not really being my taste, but as I'm well out of earshot and it being your day, f**k it! fill yer boots!!
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Having to endure a power cut last night, it started at 7pm, so no air conditioning, not even a fan, by 10 o'clock it was 36°c in the house and our dog was getting stressed, so we all sat in the car with the a/c on until the power came back on around 11. :D



Happy Birthday Dan. F*ck 'em. :tune:
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DasNutNock wrote:My neighbours being all sniffy and precious because we’re rinsing 90s dancehall and hip hop. FFS, it’s my birthday and it’s the summer!
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Time to go to eleven, Dan

(Happy Birthday, too)
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westham,eggyandchips wrote:Going to an 18th Birthday party and wishing I had a go-pro attached to me. :shock:
Eggs'n'nuts wrote:
Just out of curiosity eggy (and this being the snug), why?
My guess is a large number of attractive young ladies wearing very little.
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An ingrowing hair on the back of my thigh that's turned in to a ****ing boil. Hurts like f*** when i sit down.
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Happy birthday Dan, good choice of choons too.
westham,eggyandchips wrote:Going to an 18th Birthday party and wishing I had a go-pro attached to me. :shock:
Eggy, as we all know 18 year olds are perfectly acceptable any age of bloke when it's porn or if you're absolutely loaded, but at any other time youre just a weird dirty old man.
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Missus got a takeaway Nandos. Christ almighty their food is ****ing vile. Soggy fries, dried up, overcooked dry chicken and everything covered in rancid, spicy powder. How do they get away with serving up this crap?
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Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:Missus got a takeaway Nandos. Christ almighty their food is ****ing vile. Soggy fries, dried up, overcooked dry chicken and everything covered in rancid, spicy powder. How do they get away with serving up this crap?
Because there's a generation that think it's the dogs.
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Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:Missus got a takeaway Nandos. Christ almighty their food is ****ing vile. Soggy fries, dried up, overcooked dry chicken and everything covered in rancid, spicy powder. How do they get away with serving up this crap?
Never been.

But I've heard it's... cheeky?
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You've got to admire Nando's, a brilliant marketing job. It's just chicken and chips, but with some spicy sauces it allows them to charge double what other chicken places would and the punters lap it up.
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Just thought I’d let you all know I had a nightmare this morning in the gym, went to start a workout with the first exercise being ball slams, I get on the mat, pick up a ball and notice an absolute sort lying next to where I’m standing, we have a little bit of eye contact and I’m feeling pretty good about meself, slam the ball as hard as I could and the ****ing thing bounces straight up and smashes me in the face, I had picked up the wrong type of ball, dazed I feel me nose as it feels like it’s bleeding, luckily it ain’t but I look over at her, she’s trying not to laugh I feel like an absolute back to front put the ball back, cancel the workout and go downstairs to hide on the rowing machine
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Scouse c**t nextdoor burning plastic and other crap in his garden since 7pm.
I must be getting old, but people really do not think of others anymore, do they :fsake:
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Hoping to get the afternoon off for my birthday, arrive at the office to discover the AC has now completely packed in, the rest of my department are all f*cking swinging the lead, and there's a **** ton of work logged over the weekend that I'll have to deal with, despite everything being some other c*nt's fault.

FFS
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DasNutNock wrote:Hoping to get the afternoon off for my birthday, arrive at the office to discover the AC has now completely packed in, the rest of my department are all f*cking swinging the lead, and there's a **** ton of work logged over the weekend that I'll have to deal with, despite everything being some other c*nt's fault.

FFS
'Heat Stroke' is your friend here Dan, very likely I'm sure due to the AC being on the blink in a building covered in computers.
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AnthraxDave wrote:Scouse c**t nextdoor burning plastic and other crap in his garden since 7pm.
I must be getting old, but people really do not think of others anymore, do they :fsake:
Nothing to do with age Anthrax, it's the "I'm alright Jack" attitude these days. We've got the same with c**ts parking round our way. As long as there parked up, they're alright; even if they've taken up the space of an articulated lorry and they're a cab journey from the kerb. F**king selfish morons.
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