Little things that irritate you
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Re: Little things that irritate you
People who moan about a situation they are in and ask for advice; then completely ignore everyone, go back to their old ways and moan more!
A cousin of mine is severely overweight; it really gets him down and he makes all the noise about eating healthily; asking for advice and support; talks about signing up for the gym and doing the right thing. Went through all of that (again) on Monday night when I saw him.
Saw him tonight at his place for a couple of hours. During that time he ate a massive dinner followed by a family sized bar of chocolate to himself then a large bag of Maltesers all washed down with a 1.5ltr bottle of Pepsi. Then he has the cheek to say he feels sick, he hates being fat, he's going to go to the gym.
Just
A cousin of mine is severely overweight; it really gets him down and he makes all the noise about eating healthily; asking for advice and support; talks about signing up for the gym and doing the right thing. Went through all of that (again) on Monday night when I saw him.
Saw him tonight at his place for a couple of hours. During that time he ate a massive dinner followed by a family sized bar of chocolate to himself then a large bag of Maltesers all washed down with a 1.5ltr bottle of Pepsi. Then he has the cheek to say he feels sick, he hates being fat, he's going to go to the gym.
Just
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Southeastern (again)
Muck about with the timetables due to the "inclement weather" forecast and introduce a Winter timetable which is basically fewer trains. They remove my normal train and bring in one 6 minutes earlier. Then it runs 5 minutes late.
The answer to snow, however minimal it is and it was very minimal in South East London, is not to increase train numbers to prevent anything settling on the track but to run fewer trains to increase punctuality.
F**kwits
Muck about with the timetables due to the "inclement weather" forecast and introduce a Winter timetable which is basically fewer trains. They remove my normal train and bring in one 6 minutes earlier. Then it runs 5 minutes late.
The answer to snow, however minimal it is and it was very minimal in South East London, is not to increase train numbers to prevent anything settling on the track but to run fewer trains to increase punctuality.
F**kwits
Re: Little things that irritate you
Car door windows.
I get in my car and the side windows are steamed up or covered in rain or whatever.
I retract the window and bring it back up and its still covered in crap.
surely in this day and age something can be invented that cleans the bloody thing?
Is it my choice of cars or is this a universal thing?
I get in my car and the side windows are steamed up or covered in rain or whatever.
I retract the window and bring it back up and its still covered in crap.
surely in this day and age something can be invented that cleans the bloody thing?
Is it my choice of cars or is this a universal thing?
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Re: Little things that irritate you
I take the trouble to get out of winter coats and jumpers before I start, put them in the back. Your breath is enough to cause condensation in this kind of weather without your body heat contributing. The other answer may be to get a very expensive car that has more sophisticated air conditioning.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
:idea:V-M wrote:Car door windows.
I get in my car and the side windows are steamed up or covered in rain or whatever.
I retract the window and bring it back up and its still covered in crap.
surely in this day and age something can be invented that cleans the bloody thing?
Is it my choice of cars or is this a universal thing?
Try using a cloth, works for me.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
It is annoying but I think it's probably universal.V-M wrote:Car door windows. Is it my choice of cars or is this a universal thing?
Otherwise you'd end up with a build up of wet & crap not doing a lot of good, inside your door.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=entup0bSYjwShy Ted wrote:People saying "The Liverpool's, Chelsea's, Man Utd's ,the Everton's etc".
Gets right on my nerves
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Shy Ted wrote:People saying "The Liverpool's, Chelsea's, Man Utd's ,the Everton's etc".
Gets right on my nerves
:lol: :lol:WestHamByTheSea wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=entup0bSYjw
Re: Little things that irritate you
quote="V-M"]Car door windows. Is it my choice of cars or is this a universal thing?[/quote]
Fair enoughSamba wrote:[
It is annoying but I think it's probably universal.
Otherwise you'd end up with a build up of wet & crap not doing a lot of good, inside your door.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
If it's any consolation the MoD rarely remember they are supposed to be the customer. This is the wonderful world of the MoD where sense isn't common.FreeWheeling wrote:Customer is always right
Load of big fat hairy b*llocks
They contacted us to tell us they just invested £40K+ on some smart boards with the intention of connecting them to our domain and use google play as they are android boards.
our answer : you should have spoken to us first.
Their answer: we know what we want and what we are doing
our answer : clearly not, you are on a MoD restricted domain, we are not connecting that **** to the internet
Their answer : well what can we use them for then
Our answer : what make did you buy
Their answer : we bought 15 "insert name of board"
Our answer : put them in horizontal mode and use them as a coffee table
Captain ******* ****ed off less than amused and now has to explain to his boss
should have added, what pisses me off is it is your and mine money, paid for in our taxes to the MoD
Our little group if they work with us, we get them serious discount through our contacts.
We could have set them up with what they wanted for half the price with internet facing laptops off our domain, still maintained by us
These are the same gormless shitsticks who pay suppliers extra to remove capability from what they are procuring, the same abject morons who proudly sign contracts that allow the contractor to fine them if they fail to meet certain ridiculous conditions. The same gimpwits who pay £350 for a lead you can buy for less than a fiver if you wasn't tied to contract.
Their fuckwittery knows no bounds......
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Been working for the MoD in IT now for 13 years , they never cease to amaze me in the amount of money they spend on ****.
The recruitment system has to now go down as one of the worse contract decisions in history
They had a fully functional system that was fine tuned , then gave it to capita
The recruitment system has to now go down as one of the worse contract decisions in history
They had a fully functional system that was fine tuned , then gave it to capita
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Re: Little things that irritate you
I can beat that.....30 years this year.
I have seen everything you can imagine in those 30 years and we always seem to go round in circles and bring in methods and programmes that were discarded 10, 15, 20 years ago.
The problem with IT is that they muck about with the system so much to make it secure that it doesn't work (which I suppose makes it secure!)
I have seen everything you can imagine in those 30 years and we always seem to go round in circles and bring in methods and programmes that were discarded 10, 15, 20 years ago.
The problem with IT is that they muck about with the system so much to make it secure that it doesn't work (which I suppose makes it secure!)
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Re: Little things that irritate you
I have recently pissed off a large part of the British Army by making our system more secure
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Re: Little things that irritate you
People (my wife) who put things at the front of an empty dishwasher..
****ing front loaders!!
****ing front loaders!!
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Re: Little things that irritate you
The 20-somethings at work prefer to leave their soiled dishes and mugs next to it instead. Presumably they all still live at home with their parents and so havent yet learned how to operate a dishwasher.
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Speaking of work, there's a bloke "hot desking" in the empty desk next to me today. He appears to be unable to concentrate unless he jiggles his leg, which is causing my desk to vibrate. I'd ask him to stop, but I suspect breaking his leg at the knee would be a more satisfactory solution.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
The 80% chance of hitting Green Park tube station in the morning to find some tuneless busker playing Streets of London
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Beggars. Not the genuine homeless, the scourge of professional types around London now.
Like the bloke that sits on his suitcase with his feet bared like he has to survive the cold streets of London with no shoes, and yet can afford to clean his clothes, shave etc. Or the old woman with the zimmer frame on wheels that slowly walks along as if she's on her last legs and is about to keel over, but has enough strength to look up and reach out a hand asking for money whenever someone passes her.
Piss taking freeloaders. Is there not a camp somewhere we could round them all up and send them too?
Like the bloke that sits on his suitcase with his feet bared like he has to survive the cold streets of London with no shoes, and yet can afford to clean his clothes, shave etc. Or the old woman with the zimmer frame on wheels that slowly walks along as if she's on her last legs and is about to keel over, but has enough strength to look up and reach out a hand asking for money whenever someone passes her.
Piss taking freeloaders. Is there not a camp somewhere we could round them all up and send them too?
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Westminstersendô wrote:............................
Piss taking freeloaders. Is there not a camp somewhere we could round them all up and send them too?