Little things that irritate you

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Thu May 09, 2019 12:46 pm

My sis reckons its something to do with the less able kids having to take combined science rather than individual science GCSEs. So... rich parents of dull children insisting on changing everything to accommodate them.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Thu May 09, 2019 4:28 pm

WFH today and some local trouser snake's car alarm's been going off every 10 minutes or so for the past 3 hours.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby wolverine on Thu May 09, 2019 7:46 pm

Not just Spurs in the C/L final, but the bindippers as well, is there a way they can both lose somehow, we all need to get ear defenders for the next 30 years......
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Samba on Fri May 10, 2019 2:48 am

LIVERPOOL F*CKING FC AND TOTTENHAM F*CKING HOTSPUR ARE IN THE F*CKING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL!!!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Samba on Fri May 10, 2019 8:34 am

Dover KUMB fan wrote:Spuds reaching the UCL final. Actually, its more than a little thing, its bloody massively irritating. If they lift old big ears, I'm moving to Mars.

There's no way that Lineker's getting on the pitch, even if they win..
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby sendô on Fri May 10, 2019 10:32 am

3 London teams in European finals, and West Ham getting a new carpet around the pitch - is the gag going around from fans of those 3 other **** clubs.

Embarrassing.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Fri May 10, 2019 10:54 am

Hammer1972 wrote:You can't consult people about these sort of things. What happens if they don't agree?


Have a referendum ....


... oh ... hang on a minute ....
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Fri May 10, 2019 10:56 am

sendô wrote:3 London teams in European finals, and West Ham getting a new carpet around the pitch - is the gag going around from fans of those 3 other **** clubs.

Embarrassing.


For us, definitely.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby davids cross on Fri May 10, 2019 1:04 pm

Just a warning to anyone who uses the VIrgin network in any form......be it mobile, tv, internet.... etc.

Woke to find an e mail in my inbox from Virgin......bang on realistic looking. Could pass quite easily as real.

It threatens customers they are facing “automatic disconnection” due to “invalid billing information” and asks that they take immediate action to prevent this by entering their username and password.

It was early morning and I clicked on the link and entered my e mail address...........as I did (and thankfully) I looked at the name in the page bar to see if it was a secure connection.....it had a grey lock showing but the name in the bar was nothing I recognised from Virgin.............at that point I hadn't entered my password.

I then went online and found this is a scam going around at the moment.

So as Kojak used to say......"be careful out there"
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DM on Fri May 10, 2019 2:24 pm

davids cross wrote:Just a warning to anyone who uses the VIrgin network in any form......be it mobile, tv, internet.... etc.

Woke to find an e mail in my inbox from Virgin......bang on realistic looking. Could pass quite easily as real.

It threatens customers they are facing “automatic disconnection” due to “invalid billing information” and asks that they take immediate action to prevent this by entering their username and password.

It was early morning and I clicked on the link and entered my e mail address...........as I did (and thankfully) I looked at the name in the page bar to see if it was a secure connection.....it had a grey lock showing but the name in the bar was nothing I recognised from Virgin.............at that point I hadn't entered my password.

I then went online and found this is a scam going around at the moment.

So as Kojak used to say......"be careful out there"


Don't think it was Kojak. Was it not the sergeant out of Hillstreet Blues? :eh:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Skandi Brudson on Fri May 10, 2019 8:08 pm

DM wrote:Don't think it was Kojak. Was it not the sergeant out of Hillstreet Blues? :eh:


Who loves ya baby?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby davids cross on Sat May 11, 2019 12:34 pm

DM wrote:Don't think it was Kojak. Was it not the sergeant out of Hillstreet Blues? :eh:


:thup:

Absolutely no idea why I said it was Kojak......Image
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby davids cross on Sat May 11, 2019 12:36 pm

Skandi Brudson wrote:Who loves ya baby?


"Cootchie-coo"

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby FreeWheeling on Sat May 11, 2019 3:43 pm

davids cross wrote:Just a warning to anyone who uses the VIrgin network in any form......be it mobile, tv, internet.... etc.

Woke to find an e mail in my inbox from Virgin......bang on realistic looking. Could pass quite easily as real.

It threatens customers they are facing “automatic disconnection” due to “invalid billing information” and asks that they take immediate action to prevent this by entering their username and password.

It was early morning and I clicked on the link and entered my e mail address...........as I did (and thankfully) I looked at the name in the page bar to see if it was a secure connection.....it had a grey lock showing but the name in the bar was nothing I recognised from Virgin.............at that point I hadn't entered my password.

I then went online and found this is a scam going around at the moment.

So as Kojak used to say......"be careful out there"


Never click on any link like that
If you are a customer of what looks like that sort of email , go direct to the site in your browser
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby DasNutNock on Sun May 12, 2019 9:13 am

The local nutcase has taken a liking to our cat and is encouraging him round her gaff. Fully expecting to discover she's been eating the local cat population or something.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby S-H on Sun May 12, 2019 9:27 am

Trusting a fart, whilst walking the dog this morning.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby White Goodman on Sun May 12, 2019 11:22 am

Neighbours a few doors down, their house alarm going off AGAIN whilst the ignorant ***** are out.

I can't do noise at any time but my daughter is trying to sit a mock 11+ exam in the study and it's just ringing and ringing and ringing.

Have finally snapped and left them a note asking them to ****ing sort it out.

Have been taking footage of it for a few months now.

This stuff angers me disproportionately, I don't believe that nobody has ever mentioned it to them.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby WHU_Del on Sun May 12, 2019 7:28 pm

Reversed the car into a brick pillar.
Even more annoyingly, it was only because I parked and noticed the offside wheels were on the grass, so straightened up. That meant I moved across, and the rear nearside corner caught the pillar.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Samba on Sun May 12, 2019 8:41 pm

S-H wrote:Trusting a fart, whilst walking the dog this morning

and wondering if farts should feel that lumpy..
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Samba on Sun May 12, 2019 10:00 pm

White Goodman wrote:Neighbours a few doors down, their house alarm going off AGAIN whilst the ignorant ***** are out.
I can't do noise at any time but my daughter is trying to sit a mock 11+ exam in the study and it's just ringing and ringing and ringing.
Have finally snapped and left them a note asking them to ****ing sort it out.
Have been taking footage of it for a few months now.
This stuff angers me disproportionately, I don't believe that nobody has ever mentioned it to them.

Lucky you ain't got a gun, WG..
That sort of noise is infuriating.
Not quite as bad but which equally annoys me, is in the summer (probably all year round but I only notice it because the windows are more likely to be open in the summer), some c*nts smoke alarm in their shed, lean-to or illegal out-house with beds in, which has been announcing its low battery warning for the last 6 months & of which I appear to be the only person that can hear it.
CHANGE THE F*CKING BATTERY YOU C*NT!!!
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