Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby pablo jaye on Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:15 pm

pablo jaye wrote:KUMB has made me smile this morning and is helping me through a hangover .... in no particular order TOMoS’ travels to London, a post by wilf appreciating a Bendy/Elsie exchange and JBB/Cambridge working out how to beat the world record for swimming. Thanks to you all!!

Cockneyboy311 wrote:Wilf is back? :scarfer:


Scuse me sir, I’ve heard your after some wilf .... can I interest you in this?? .... http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=172515&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=20
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:45 am

sendô wrote:I saw an absolute sort earlier on walking down the road carrying two rather large looking cucumbers and what looked like a knowing smile on her face.


Sounds like my kind of girl. One that really likes sandwiches.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby somerset-hammer on Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:52 am

Nah, she just really enjoys scaring cats.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:53 am

Speaking of cats, one of our kittens had her lady parts knotted by the vet yesterday. I'd expected her to be laid up for days, but this morning she was bouncing around just as much as usual, her little kitty uterus just a distant fading memory.

The other one's kajangers are next on the menu, poor little dood, I can barely look him in the face.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby somerset-hammer on Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:05 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:
The other one's kajangers are next on the menu, poor little dood, I can barely look him in the face.



I'll never forget when we had our dog done, the "Dude... how could you, I thought we were friends?" look I got will never leave me, that and the whimpering. Poor sod.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ageing hammer on Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:46 am

The way when you are alone and your arse gets that unbelievable mad itch,

then when you reach out to start scratching it you make that grimacing face with teeth clenched :)


Come on admit it you do as well. :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:17 pm

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:19 pm

Do you have parasitic worms living up your dirtbox, Ageing? Certainly sounds like you do.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:11 pm

pablo jaye wrote:
Scuse me sir, I’ve heard your after some wilf .... can I interest you in this?? .... http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=172515&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=20


Nice one Pablo. Last I heard (well I think I heard) he wasn't well. Feared the worst.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby sendô on Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:26 pm

Sounds like Ageing likes having a pokey bum w@nk.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ageing hammer on Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:32 pm

DasNutNock wrote:Do you have parasitic worms living up your dirtbox, Ageing? Certainly sounds like you do.



Nothing could survive up my chute Dan :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ageing hammer on Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:35 pm

sendô wrote:Sounds like Ageing likes having a pokey bum w@nk.


Funnily enough I don't, I did read on this very site a few years ago when it was under discussion that I was missing something really nice but I simply cannot imagine anything inserted up there that would make me feel nice.

My shitt chute is purpose built for one job only and is a one way street thank you very much. :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Algarve Hammer on Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:56 pm

Having been evacuated from our remote house Wednesday evening around 10 o'clock, we were told by the police we HAD to leave due to the rapidly approaching wild fires, we arrived home around 1pm Thursday to discover the fire brigade had managed to contain it overnight and the water bomb planes had finished it off in the morning, our house and the surrounding land was untouched, phew!

Actually, it was quite a big thing really. 8-)
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Joyeux Marteau on Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:49 pm

Cats on Cat nip, always hilarious.




Also glad that you're back in your home Algarve, I've got a friend in Vilamoura who sent me pictures of the smoke. It looks nasty out there but hopefully it's under control.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby somerset-hammer on Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:16 pm

Doesn't warp live in Portugal? (I could be wrong)

Hopefully everything is ok for him.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Algarve Hammer on Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:20 pm

somerset-hammer wrote:Doesn't warp live in Portugal? (I could be wrong)

Hopefully everything is ok for him.



Yep, but he lives oop noorf in Lisbon, all the fires are down south in the Algarve.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby somerset-hammer on Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:21 pm

:thup:

Glad you're safe and well Algarve.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Algarve Hammer on Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:39 pm

somerset-hammer wrote::thup:

Glad you're safe and well Algarve.



Thanks Somerset.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Mega Ron on Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:58 pm

somerset-hammer wrote:Doesn't warp live in Portugal? (I could be wrong)

Hopefully everything is ok for him.


Hope he dies.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby FreeWheeling on Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:27 am

First decent dark night sky at my new gaff and i can see the outer arm of the Milky Way, got me astro sky bins out and the eye pieces were full of stars in the thousands , cant wait to to get the proper Celestron out and have a proper look :D
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