Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Tenbury on Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:25 pm

She's always reminded me of a ladyboy.

Bet she's got a hairy back.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:57 pm

Tenbury wrote:Bet she's got a hairy back.


Hairy palms apparently.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby bubbles1966 on Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:08 pm

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby fmgod on Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:11 am

The old boy at the station collecting for the poppy appeal at 5am every morning, utter commitment, I need to remember to dig out some money for Friday and pop it in. Which some people in this country had his commitment(unless he is an insomniac), fair play to the lad.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Estuary on Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:02 pm

M&S Turkey feast sarnie.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Clacton-ammer on Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:05 pm

bubbles1966 wrote:Image


God yes! I brought a load of these for the kids for Halloween, but held a couple of bags back, just in case, I totally pigged out on them last night watching a double header of Louis Thingmebob, I don't eat much sugar, and couldn't sleep last night, due to I think, the amount of E's in my system, last time I said that, the E's were a total different kind.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Hummer_I_mean_Hammer on Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:49 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote: couldn't sleep last night, due to I think, the amount of E's in my arse, last time I said that, the E's were a total different kind.


E's?

.....Erections?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby bubbles1966 on Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:06 pm

Reducing my BT subscription, including cancelling the TV....

"Aren't you interested in BT's football offering, Mr Bubbles?"
"I support West Ham so European football really doesn't do much for me...."

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby FreeWheeling on Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:29 pm

Just done the same, paid my last BT sports bill
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby FreeWheeling on Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:06 am

on order at work
Vive and the avenger delta 6 VR weapon :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Clacton-ammer on Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:22 am

Hummer_I_mean_Hammer wrote:
E's?

.....Erections?


E's = food additives

My erections are fine ty, ask your mum...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Gormalysis on Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:27 am

bubbles1966 wrote:Reducing my BT subscription, including cancelling the TV....

"Aren't you interested in BT's football offering, Mr Bubbles?"
"I support West Ham so European football really doesn't do much for me...."

Image :


Same thing happened a couple of years ago when Sky called me and ask if I wanted the add the sports package

Sky: would you be interested in the sports package so you can watch X many games for X amount a month
Me: no point, you never show our games
Sky: who do you support?
Me: West Ham
Sky: You’re right, there is no point, thanks for you time

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:57 am

Did they really say that? You have to applaud their honesty, if they did :)
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby AnthraxDave on Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:18 am

I posted a few months back about how my Alfie, our 10 year old dog and best friend, passed away. A load of the support on here was amazing :thup:
We eventually ended up getting a puppy (Billy) to keep our 8 year old, Pickle, company. Bought him home just over 3 weeks ago aged 13 weeks. He is an absolute hooligan! Billy gets on great with Pickle, though the latter is still struggling with the fact that he is now the pack leader. If that makes sense?
I didn't want us to get another dog so soon after Alfie died, but it was definitely the best thing to do, without meaning any kind of disrespect to the memory of Alfie or trying to "replace" him, which nothing ever could.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby somerset-hammer on Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:05 am

AnthraxDave wrote:I posted a few months back about how my Alfie, our 10 year old dog and best friend, passed away. A load of the support on here was amazing
We eventually ended up getting a puppy (Billy) to keep our 8 year old, Pickle, company. Bought him home just over 3 weeks ago aged 13 weeks. He is an absolute hooligan! Billy gets on great with Pickle, though the latter is still struggling with the fact that he is now the pack leader. If that makes sense?
I didn't want us to get another dog so soon after Alfie died, but it was definitely the best thing to do, without meaning any kind of disrespect to the memory of Alfie or trying to "replace" him, which nothing ever could.


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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby BalaamBoy on Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:44 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote:
God yes! I brought a load of these for the kids for Halloween, but held a couple of bags back, just in case, I totally pigged out on them last night watching a double header of Louis Thingmebob, I don't eat much sugar, and couldn't sleep last night, due to I think, the amount of E's in my system, last time I said that, the E's were a total different kind.


Ingredients:
Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Vegetable Oils (palm, Palm Kernel), Sweetened Condensed Milk, Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid; Gelling Agent: Gelatine; Flavourings, Salt, Emulsifier: Glycerol Mono Stearate; Lysed Soya Protein, Stearic Acid, Modified Starch, Anti-caking Agent: Magnesium Carbonate; Magnesium Stearate, Colours: Ammonia Caramel, Anthocyanin, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.

More likely to have been due to the sugar.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby claretandblue82 on Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:28 pm

BalaamBoy wrote: Anti-caking Agent


A hater of the Bake Off! :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:54 pm

AnthraxDave wrote: Alfie.....


Lovely, mate. May you have many years of waggy happiness together.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Burningaham on Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:00 pm

Took little burn, he’s 7, to Duxford museum today, years since my old man took me there. Lovely clear day, all sorts of things flying about, some great exhibits, spread over a good area, and a really good lunch.
He was fascinated going on the concord they have, opened mouthed as the bloke tried to explain how fast it was. Great day, just me and him. Bought him an American style flying suit and bomber jacket, and myself and old fashioned style faux fur lined flying hat.


But the best bit was standing under the Vulcan looking up into the bomb bay, and he says “dad, this one is my favourite”.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby delbert on Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:42 pm

The size of some of those planes is unbelievable isn't it? Yet despite all the wonders of engineering the thing that got me was the prefab........
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