Little things in life that make you smile
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- Clacton-ammer
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Ageing :lol:
I love the little traits of the Irish, I have not heard that one, but I like it!
I love the little traits of the Irish, I have not heard that one, but I like it!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
More like Ocean Liner than Ship...davids cross wrote:Shipps.....
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- Clacton-ammer
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Shipps :lol:
Shaqiri from the Mickeys will go the same way...
Shaqiri from the Mickeys will go the same way...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Realising you can mute words from Twitter.....
Brexit
Remain
Remoan
Are three I've muted today.
Brexit
Remain
Remoan
Are three I've muted today.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:Knob book???
Medical Dictionary .
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Walking down Villier Street and finding a tenner on the floor
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Be quite happy to help you out with that, anything to make a fellow hammer smile.. sounds quite gay now that I've read that back.. :lol:sendô wrote:Losing a tenner whilst I walked down Villier Street.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Monkeybubbles wrote:This is bloody great......
https://twitter.com/whufc_news/status/1 ... 3111306240
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
needed that laughMonkeybubbles wrote:This is bloody great......
https://twitter.com/whufc_news/status/1 ... 3111306240
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Finally beating the cyclist (I'm on foot) in the imaginary race I've been having with them for weeks!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
This made me laugh, is it bad darts or bad farts?
Darts players let rip as they accuse each other of farting during match
A row erupts as Gary Anderson and Wesley Harms accuse each other of unleashing the smell of "rotten eggs" during grand slam match
The "whoever smelt it, dealt it" rule has been thrown out the window after two rival darts players accused each other of breaking wind during their match.
Gary Anderson, 47, a Scottish two-time world champion, saw off his 34-year-old Dutch opponent, Wesley Harms, 10-2 to reach the quarter-finals of the Grand Slam of Darts.
However, Harms complained that he was affected by a "fragrant smell", which he said Anderson left behind as they played at the Aldersley Leisure Village venue in Wolverhampton.
He told Dutch TV channel RTL7 on Saturday: "It'll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose."
But Anderson - the world number four - waved the accusation away and said he thought the smell may have come from his opponent.
"I thought Wesley had farted on stage," he told the channel. "I thought 'that's dirty' - it was bad, it was a stinker.
"I thought it was him and he started playing better, I thought he must've needed to get some wind out. I swear on my children's lives [it wasn't me]. But it was smelly.
"If I had farted and it smelt like that I would have put my hands up and say 'sorry'. It [the odour] was table-side, it was eggs. Rotten eggs. Every time he walked past it was a waft of rotten eggs.
"If somebody has done that they need to see a doctor."
Darts players let rip as they accuse each other of farting during match
A row erupts as Gary Anderson and Wesley Harms accuse each other of unleashing the smell of "rotten eggs" during grand slam match
The "whoever smelt it, dealt it" rule has been thrown out the window after two rival darts players accused each other of breaking wind during their match.
Gary Anderson, 47, a Scottish two-time world champion, saw off his 34-year-old Dutch opponent, Wesley Harms, 10-2 to reach the quarter-finals of the Grand Slam of Darts.
However, Harms complained that he was affected by a "fragrant smell", which he said Anderson left behind as they played at the Aldersley Leisure Village venue in Wolverhampton.
He told Dutch TV channel RTL7 on Saturday: "It'll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose."
But Anderson - the world number four - waved the accusation away and said he thought the smell may have come from his opponent.
"I thought Wesley had farted on stage," he told the channel. "I thought 'that's dirty' - it was bad, it was a stinker.
"I thought it was him and he started playing better, I thought he must've needed to get some wind out. I swear on my children's lives [it wasn't me]. But it was smelly.
"If I had farted and it smelt like that I would have put my hands up and say 'sorry'. It [the odour] was table-side, it was eggs. Rotten eggs. Every time he walked past it was a waft of rotten eggs.
"If somebody has done that they need to see a doctor."
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Being offered a contract in Bern for £85 an hour. Not ideal timing sadly, but f*ck me, that’s some decent scratch.