Little things in life that make you smile

[Hampshire Hammer]

Maybe not so small but.

My girlfriend agreeing to marry me, I've been aiming to ask her for a while but couldn't find the right time or place. In Croatia last week on a visit to Brac we were at the highest point (Vidova gora) with no one else around so.... Even though she knew it was coming at some point we were both over the moon.

Now just got to pick a time and place for the wedding, Greek Islands look good to me.

Even now a week later, referring to her as my fiance brings a big smile to both our faces.

[DasNutNock]

Maybe not so small but.

My girlfriend agreeing to marry me

Might not want to refer to your engagement as a "little thing" when she's in earshot, eh.

[S-H]

Congratulations HH

[Hampshire Hammer]

Might not want to refer to your engagement as a "little thing" when she's in earshot, eh.

True, but I didn't want to start a whole new thread

Thanks SH.

[warp]

My girlfriend agreeing to marry me

you smile now!

[Patito]

Congratulations HH!

[Clacton-ammer]

Congrats Hants

This is a little thing, but perfection, 6am this time of year, sitting in the garden with a good strong black coffee, the quiet, birds going about their business. Just a beautiful peaceful time.

[ageing hammer]

Congrats HH

[WHU_Del]

Simon Harmer.

[Hammer1972]

Simon Harmer.

I read this as Simon Hammer and looked up the screen to see what he had said.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Utsav Ojha‏
@_thatUtsavOjha

Sky Sports tweets out a rumor.
Sky Bet starts taking bets.
Sky Sports rubbishes the rumor.
Sky makes money.
Rinse. Repeat.

[FreeWheeling]

Been saying that for years JBB
Transfer deadline day they must make a killing

[Monkeybubbles]

Big congrats HH. Brought a smile to my face too.

It'll never last.

[hammerdivone]

Maybe not so small but.

My girlfriend agreeing to marry me, I've been aiming to ask her for a while but couldn't find the right time or place. In Croatia last week on a visit to Brac we were at the highest point (Vidova gora) with no one else around so.... Even though she knew it was coming at some point we were both over the moon.

Now just got to pick a time and place for the wedding, Greek Islands look good to me.

Even now a week later, referring to her as my fiance brings a big smile to both our faces.

****ing hell mate, once bitten twice shy and all that!

Anyway, congratulations and remember they turn batshit mad as soon as that ring goes on

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Nice one HH, now for the jokes

Q What food reduces a woman's sex drive by ninety percent?
A Wedding cake

Q Why does the bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
A She knows she's given her last BJ

over to you...

[ageing hammer]

My son asked me "Dad is it true that married men live longer"

I answered "It only seems longer"

[Monkeybubbles]

My son asked me "Dad is it true that married men live longer"

I answered "It only seems longer"

Actually, statistics prove that married men die sooner than married women. Because they want to.

[Monkeybubbles]

Newcastle United have parted company with their head scout, Graham Carr.

Cue headline:




He's Alan Carr's dad, apparently.

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

Guy Martin, his Rolls Royce Engine and the day he over revved it too much and it took off, smashing up his workshop in the process ...

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[the celestial insect]

Hearing the rag and bone man hollering down the road (no, not the singer). I wonder how many of them are left.