Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:56 pm

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:21 pm

Overpaying the mortgage. A more joyless and mundane thing to with your money, but I don’t think anything gives me greater satisfaction than saving up for a year only to reduce my repayments by about £50 a month.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby vietnammer on Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:55 pm

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:The Dorset town of...


Must be twinned with Shatton in the N.Derbyshire Peaks
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:58 pm

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Eggs'n'nuts on Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:04 pm

She really has turned into an absolute joy on that show.[/quote]

I always thought she was quite a good little actress nailing the "Bimbo" act to a tee. It was only when she appeared on "I'm a celebrity" that I realised she is just playing herself!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby FreeWheeling on Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:45 pm

The Mrs has ordered me a lava steak stone :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:00 pm

Never watched it before but the BBC3 comedy, "This Country". It was the one where the bird's mum was threatening to give her Playstation to the starving Ethiopians.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:17 pm

Particularly spirited showing by the milf squad in Waitrose this afternoon. Bless you, girls.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:29 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Particularly spirited showing by the milf squad in Waitrose this afternoon. Bless you, girls.


Waitrose MILFs > all other supermarket MILFs
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:58 pm

"I'm just off to pick up some milk from Waitrose...."

90 minutes of doing hair and makeup, and three outfit changes later:

"OK, I'm going now, bye-eee....."




And that's just me.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby BromleyHammer on Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:08 pm

This Country is brilliant comedy and vastly underrated, I’d encourage everyone to watch it, I love Mandy Harris in it.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby sendô on Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:27 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Image

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Sun Jun 10, 2018 3:50 pm

Old blokes who still feel they’re the playground hard case. You’re not an intimidating tough guy, sir, you’re a haymaker or two away from a massive heart attack, so act accordingly.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Harry Hound on Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:43 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Image


That made me smile too, an absolute classic. :thup:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Eggs'n'nuts on Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:38 am

DasNutNock wrote:Old blokes who still feel they’re the playground hard case. You’re not an intimidating tough guy, sir, you’re a haymaker or two away from a massive heart attack, so act accordingly.


You haven't been winding the other Dads up outside the school gates again, have you Dan?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:32 am

Eggs'n'nuts wrote:You haven't been winding the other Dads up outside the school gates again, have you Dan?


Nah, witnessed a minor altercation on the (very busy) Thames towpath yesterday when a fat old bloke started on a kid in his late teens. Under normal circumstances, you'd expect the kid to defer, but in this case he was at least 6'3" and a burly 14 stone and just laughed in his face, further enraging old boy. Before it got nasty, someone intervened and suggested they both cool it, but you could tell by the body language, grandad was tempted to have a pop. Which would have ended badly for him.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:23 am

Dan just has a deep seated regret for consistently allowing other bulldog tattoed blokes to take the piss out of him and pretty much out alpha him in public, which manifests itself in need to work out more than usual and play out fantasies of putting down 'hard cases' to other people on the internet.

I've seen him in real life - he's just a chubby bloke who wears Slazenger t-shirts.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:47 am

They're Tapout, you C*NT.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Hammer1972 on Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:57 am

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:I've seen him in real life - he's just a chubby bloke who wears Slazenger t-shirts.


With Lonsdale joggers?
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