Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby sendô on Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:24 pm

A couple of young tourists in the newsagents buying cigarettes and asking for "firesticks" to light them with. :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby WestHamByTheSea on Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:51 pm

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:The Dorset town of

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As a Dorsetian, it gives me considerable joy to inform the visitor to this lovely village, that if you follow the path of the stream that runs through it southwards, within a couple of miles it empties into the River Piddle. Totally true, I'm happy to say!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Toulouse_Iron on Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:03 pm

I don't know about where you are but over here, Daisy Dukes are back.
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And French girls wear them well...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Samba on Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:53 pm

Toulouse_Iron wrote:I don't know about where you are but over here, Daisy Dukes are back.
And French girls wear them well...

No mate, this is all we've got..
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Tenbury on Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:17 am

I would.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:50 am

3, 1, 2
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Eggs'n'nuts on Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:36 pm

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:3, 1, 2


Oh how I miss that thread.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby davids cross on Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:31 pm

When you've just washed your hair .......but cannot find the brush or comb. They've both done that sock thing and suddenly disappeared.

Naturally I'm fannying around trying to find an implement that may vaguely style my hair in some way.

And Then..........Bingo !!!!!

The dogs brush.....Image
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Kludgehammer on Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:46 pm

Get a bleedin' haircut, ya hippy!

Brush, indeed ...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:35 pm

An early night is one of life's greatest pleasures.

I don't mean a nudge nudge wink wink early night, that's barely any pleasure at all IIRC, but a proper 9.30 lights out.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby bubbles1966 on Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:54 pm

Toulouse_Iron wrote:I don't know about where you are but over here, Daisy Dukes are back.
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I once had to interview some Slovakian girl done up like that.....but she was better looking...

Never looked forward to a days "work" so much in my life. :)
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Samba on Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:57 pm

davids cross wrote:And Then..........Bingo !!!!!
The bog brush....

Could always try curlers like her above..
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Moxy on Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:45 am

I’m sure it’s been done loads of times before but the simple pleasure of a good morning dump after breakfast cannot be underestimated.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:49 am

Moxy wrote:I’m sure it’s been done loads of times before but the simple pleasure of a good morning dump after breakfast cannot be underestimated.


Yeah, I've done it loads of times before, but you're right it's definitely better after.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Tenbury on Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:14 am

bubbles1966 wrote:
I once had to interview some Slovakian girl done up like that.....but she was better looking...

Never looked forward to a days "work" so much in my life. :)


What is it with Slovakian women? There's one behind the bar at a pub in town , and though she's a tad short (Not always a bad thing) she's bloody stunning.
Wouldn't mind a long weekend in Bratislava.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:57 am

Tenbury wrote:Wouldn't mind a long weekend in Bratislava.


I wouldn't bother. Aside from the town centre which is about a square mile, the surrounding area is a proper karzi. Like Liverpool on a bad day.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Tenbury on Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:14 am

Well there's another shattered dream... I expect the half dozen decent looking women are all over here, and what's left is more like them three above...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby sendô on Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:39 am

Just go to Prague, the birds are just as fit but the city is much bigger.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:06 pm

Tenbury wrote:Well there's another shattered dream... I expect the half dozen decent looking women are all over here, and what's left is more like them three above...


Seriously mate, dilapidated buildings, blokes pissing in the street and just a general feeling of doom. To be fair, I did go in winter / spring time so it might be different in summer. Doubt it though.

Good shout for Prague though. Enjoyed it there.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Samba on Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:48 pm

sendô wrote:Just go to Prague, the birds are just as fit but the city is much bigger.

I'll have to Czech it out..
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