Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Sat Apr 29, 2017 11:38 pm

davids cross wrote:Paul Chuckle with Jay Z at the boxing.......Image

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Please tell me that's a real photo.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Dave Hedgehog on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:41 pm

DasNutNock wrote:
Please tell me that's a real photo.


This one is. Paul Chuckle and Public Enemy.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Wed May 03, 2017 9:47 pm

In the car the other day with my missus' and her mum. She's 83 by the way. I was playing some Death Before Dishonor (Boston hardcore band) and she turned me very seriously and said

"Is he singing like that because he's got a sore throat?".

I nearly crashed the car laughing.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby hammerdivone on Wed May 03, 2017 10:09 pm

If your missus is 83,how old his her Mum?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Thu May 04, 2017 11:34 am

hammerdivone wrote:If your missus is 83,how old his her Mum?


85 - this is Kent after all :lol:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby stickycotteepudding on Thu May 04, 2017 1:19 pm

A genuinely blue steak makes me smile, ask for it every time I'm out at that kinda place and I can honestly say maybe 1 or 2 joints in 10 do it properly.

But when it's right, boy it's right.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Thu May 04, 2017 1:44 pm

My 8 year old stepson is Messi/Barca mad so i've just bought him a Barcelona bed spread. He doesn't know so i'm going to change his bed and take him up that night so he'll get a surprise. He'll love it and that makes me smile now and will again then :)
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby szola on Thu May 04, 2017 2:33 pm

From Japanese Fuji Rock Festival guidelines:

Smoking while walking, smoking in non-smoking areas and in crowds is not permitted.
Please always use a portable ashtray when smoking.


Moshing, crowd diving and other actions considered dangerous are not permitted.


Take care not to drink too much alcohol. Know your limits!


:)
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby jastons on Mon May 08, 2017 1:48 pm

Seeing my 15 month old Son wearing his first ever West Ham kit :-D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby FreeWheeling on Mon May 08, 2017 7:03 pm

Three yr old granddaughter using my stomache as a trampoline this afternoon, not looking forward to having to push out a **** tomorrow
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Rocketron on Mon May 08, 2017 8:46 pm

Shirley, she's done all the hard work for you ?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby FreeWheeling on Mon May 08, 2017 9:51 pm

118118 now charging £9 a min
more expensive than the prostitutes number you are trying to get hold of :lol:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby fjthegrey on Tue May 09, 2017 11:44 pm

I was walking home this evening, listening to some ambient drone music. Stopping suddenly, I looked around. My surroundings weren't especially interesting, but I took a deep breath, felt the cool wind against my face and embraced quite fully the phenomenon of being alive.

What a sensation, when you truly focus on it. What a privilege it is to have such momentary presence. I can't help but be thankful for every meaningless minute of my stupid little inconsequential life.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Wed May 10, 2017 7:48 am

FreeWheeling wrote:Three yr old granddaughter using my stomache as a trampoline this afternoon, not looking forward to having to push out a **** tomorrow

And that makes you smile? :eh:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Wed May 10, 2017 8:39 am

fjthegrey wrote:I was walking home this evening, listening to some ambient drone music. Stopping suddenly, I looked around. My surroundings weren't especially interesting, but I took a deep breath, felt the cool wind against my face and embraced quite fully the phenomenon of being alive.

What a sensation, when you truly focus on it. What a privilege it is to have such momentary presence. I can't help but be thankful for every meaningless minute of my stupid little inconsequential life.


I ****ing hate hippies.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Wed May 10, 2017 9:08 am

fjthegrey wrote:I was walking home this evening, listening to some ambient drone music. Stopping suddenly, I looked around. My surroundings weren't especially interesting, but I took a deep breath, felt the cool wind against my face and embraced quite fully the phenomenon of being alive.

What a sensation, when you truly focus on it. What a privilege it is to have such momentary presence. I can't help but be thankful for every meaningless minute of my stupid little inconsequential life.


You MASSIVE ponce.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby claretandblue82 on Wed May 10, 2017 9:23 am

fjthegrey wrote:I was walking home this evening, listening to some ambient drone music. Stopping suddenly, I looked around. My surroundings weren't especially interesting, but I took a deep breath, felt the cool wind against my face and embraced quite fully the phenomenon of being alive.

What a sensation, when you truly focus on it. What a privilege it is to have such momentary presence. I can't help but be thankful for every meaningless minute of my stupid little inconsequential life.


Sounds like someone needs a hobby!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby fjthegrey on Wed May 10, 2017 9:29 am

You're all miserable *****.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby 1875Hammer on Wed May 10, 2017 10:44 am

fjthegrey wrote:I was walking home this evening, listening to some ambient drone music. Stopping suddenly, I looked around. My surroundings weren't especially interesting, but I took a deep breath, felt the cool wind against my face and embraced quite fully the phenomenon of being alive.

What a sensation, when you truly focus on it. What a privilege it is to have such momentary presence. I can't help but be thankful for every meaningless minute of my stupid little inconsequential life.


The amazing effects of a properly fitting tampon?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed May 10, 2017 3:11 pm

fjthegrey wrote:I was walking home this evening, listening to some ambient drone music. Stopping suddenly, I looked around. My surroundings weren't especially interesting, but I took a deep breath, felt the cool wind against my face and embraced quite fully the phenomenon of being alive.

What a sensation, when you truly focus on it. What a privilege it is to have such momentary presence. I can't help but be thankful for every meaningless minute of my stupid little inconsequential life.


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