Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:31 am

:lol:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:36 am

vietnammer wrote:Was going to say it's usually dried spunk that skews the Jap's eye's diffusional behaviour. Someone told me.


.......or a piece of fluff :oops:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:47 pm

My thirteen year old diesel (:twisted: ) Merc sailing through its MOT with not one advisory.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby hammerdivone on Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:50 pm

A rather attractive young lady walking through Waterloo station this afternoon pushing her bike, but flashing her lacy stocking tops with every step.

Gawd knows what she looked like riding it :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:54 pm

How's this for a day off:

Up at 7, decorated the nursery.
Quick breakfast then took my daughter for a 5k run by the river.
Over to Costco to get BBQ meat and fill up on free samples.
Stroll to the pub for a pint by the river.
Home for a pizza on the BBQ and to prep tomorrow's overnight smoke.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby warp on Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:58 pm

hammerdivone wrote:Gawd knows what she looked like riding it :D


a bit like this probably
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Czech Hammer on Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:30 pm

warp wrote:
a bit like this probably


Ahhhh. I remember that film well....
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby WHU Independent on Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:53 pm

In the same vein as the above, I was getting in my car and as I sat down I witnessed a woman, with a almost perfectly proportioned body walk in front of me clad in a black skin tight all in one, lycra/spandex catsuit. Long black hair and black patent stilettos as well. She was accompanied by a massive bloke who I assumed was her bouncer.

She was sensationally sexy and beautiful to boot.

I just watched as she walked all the way down the street, and I realised my mouth was open :)
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby -DL- on Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:04 pm

The weather has certainly brought out a few rather lovely passengers today - made even better by the fact that although it was quite warm this afternoon - the temperature did drop a bit this evening, and it did become, erm, a bit nippy out there during the late peak hours in more ways than one. Oh hell yes indeed it did.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby hammerdivone on Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:05 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-39528083

A family have cashed in a bet on Red Rum winning the Grand National 43 years ago - after discovering an unclaimed betting slip.

Bob Holmes found evidence of the £1 bet while going through his late father-in-law's paperwork.

Through a shop code, William Hill found that the bet had been placed at odds of 11-1, meaning a payout of £12.

But the firm decided to add inflation, making it £130. They also gave out £130 in bets and donated £130 to Water Aid.


Well played William Hill :thup:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby warp on Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:14 pm

"reason for post being deleted: poster is a bellend"

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Apr 07, 2017 6:17 pm

A nice picnic by the stream in Abinger Hammer, absolutely surrounded by Surrey MILFs.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ageing hammer on Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:24 pm

DasNutNock wrote:How's this for a day off:

Up at 7, decorated the nursery.
Quick breakfast then took my daughter for a 5k run by the river.
Over to Costco to get BBQ meat and fill up on free samples.
Stroll to the pub for a pint by the river.
Home for a pizza on the BBQ and to prep tomorrow's overnight smoke.


You are starting to sound Philosophical.....Dan :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby hammerdivone on Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:04 am

DasNutNock wrote:A nice picnic by the stream in Abinger Hammer, absolutely surrounded by Surrey MILFs.


Ah! Abinger Hammer, that used to be our Sunday football teams annual wreck a pub game.

Playing up on top of the hill if the ball went off for a throw in it went halfway down the bloody hill and the game stopped for 5 minutes while someone went and got it. If we were losing badly which was frequently we'd just boot the ball off to waste time, and the ref would end the game dead on the 90 anyway so we could all get in the pub for opening time :D

Afterwards we always piled into the Abinger Arms (no longer open) and spend so much money in the 2 hours they were open they didn't care it was like a scene from WW2

Happy days
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:14 am

ageing hammer wrote:You are starting to sound Philosophical.....Dan :D


Dunno what you're on about, mate.

Cheers,
Dan. No, not Dan... erm... Das, it's Das. Definitely.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:18 am

hammerdivone wrote:Ah! Abinger Hammer, that used to be our Sunday football teams annual wreck a pub game.

Playing up on top of the hill if the ball went off for a throw in it went halfway down the bloody hill and the game stopped for 5 minutes while someone went and got it. If we were losing badly which was frequently we'd just boot the ball off to waste time, and the ref would end the game dead on the 90 anyway so we could all get in the pub for opening time

Afterwards we always piled into the Abinger Arms (no longer open) and spend so much money in the 2 hours they were open they didn't care it was like a scene from WW2

Happy days


Lovely neck of the woods for a game, I imagine, but yes - terrain's a bit wonky for it :) I've done a few bike rides round there, the older I get the more I want to move us away from the M25 and into the Surrey Hills. Maybe in a few more years when school changes will be afoot.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby somerset-hammer on Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:33 am

Beers in the garden.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:52 am

somerset-hammer wrote:Beers in the garden.


Is it bad that I've been checking the clock every 20 minutes since 9am for the sun to pass over the yardarm?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby somerset-hammer on Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:57 am

I don't have clocks in my house.

8-)
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby pablo jaye on Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:49 pm

Today is superb .... down with family in the New Forest, near Boldre. Went for a run earlier this morning - absolutely beautiful weather, stunning scenery, all the trees and hedges just about to come into leaf and just the sound of birdsong ... wonderful.
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