Little things in life that make you smile

[Clacton-ammer]

Ageing :lol:

I love the little traits of the Irish, I have not heard that one, but I like it!

[sendô]

^ "to be sure".

[Cockneyboy311]

Shipps.....




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More like Ocean Liner than Ship...

[Clacton-ammer]

Shipps :lol:

Shaqiri from the Mickeys will go the same way...

[ageing hammer]

^^^^^^^^^

His blood type is ragu

[westham,eggyandchips]

Realising you can mute words from Twitter.....

Brexit
Remain
Remoan

Are three I've muted today.

[The Old Man of Storr]

Knob book???

Medical Dictionary .

[Hammers Dad]

Walking down Villier Street and finding a tenner on the floor

[sendô]

Losing a tenner whilst I walked down Villier Street.

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

Losing a tenner whilst I walked down Villier Street.

Be quite happy to help you out with that, anything to make a fellow hammer smile.. sounds quite gay now that I've read that back.. :lol:

[Monkeybubbles]

This is bloody great......

https://twitter.com/whufc_news/status/1 ... 3111306240

[S-H]

This is bloody great......

https://twitter.com/whufc_news/status/1 ... 3111306240

[sendô]

That is bloody brilliant, and 100% accurate. :lol:

[DasNutNock]

[prophet:marginal]

This is bloody great......

https://twitter.com/whufc_news/status/1 ... 3111306240

needed that laugh

[sendô]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/46245993

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Who says girls can't catch?

[Joyeux Marteau]

Finally beating the cyclist (I'm on foot) in the imaginary race I've been having with them for weeks!

[ageing hammer]

This made me laugh, is it bad darts or bad farts?

Darts players let rip as they accuse each other of farting during match

A row erupts as Gary Anderson and Wesley Harms accuse each other of unleashing the smell of "rotten eggs" during grand slam match

The "whoever smelt it, dealt it" rule has been thrown out the window after two rival darts players accused each other of breaking wind during their match.

Gary Anderson, 47, a Scottish two-time world champion, saw off his 34-year-old Dutch opponent, Wesley Harms, 10-2 to reach the quarter-finals of the Grand Slam of Darts.

However, Harms complained that he was affected by a "fragrant smell", which he said Anderson left behind as they played at the Aldersley Leisure Village venue in Wolverhampton.

He told Dutch TV channel RTL7 on Saturday: "It'll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose."

But Anderson - the world number four - waved the accusation away and said he thought the smell may have come from his opponent.

"I thought Wesley had farted on stage," he told the channel. "I thought 'that's dirty' - it was bad, it was a stinker.

"I thought it was him and he started playing better, I thought he must've needed to get some wind out. I swear on my children's lives [it wasn't me]. But it was smelly.

"If I had farted and it smelt like that I would have put my hands up and say 'sorry'. It [the odour] was table-side, it was eggs. Rotten eggs. Every time he walked past it was a waft of rotten eggs.

"If somebody has done that they need to see a doctor."

[DasNutNock]

Being offered a contract in Bern for £85 an hour. Not ideal timing sadly, but f*ck me, that’s some decent scratch.