That was the first thing that sprang to mind when I saw that headline.matthewbd wrote:Brenda gets about.........(see "what have you won" thread for ref!)
Little things in life that make you smile
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"Technically".
I heard this earlier today.
"Technically- if you get the 418 bus it goes to the same stop as the 419. Technically".
Technically, he was right......
I heard this earlier today.
"Technically- if you get the 418 bus it goes to the same stop as the 419. Technically".
Technically, he was right......
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A post on my wife's Facebook page this morning, "does anyone know where I can buy a hairdryer?" . Seriously, how do these people manage to conduct their lives?
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Tweet today replying to David Gold's comment on the ticket exchange scheme.
"aaah, David is so cute. He reminds me of my senile grandfather". :lol:
"aaah, David is so cute. He reminds me of my senile grandfather". :lol:
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Seeing a fat bloke in the office enjoying a Mars Bar and a full sugar Coke for breakfast at 9:30am.
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Seeing that TFL have not renewed Uber's operating licence in London.
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Hate these modern mirrored offices.DasNutNock wrote:Seeing a fat bloke in the office enjoying a Mars Bar and a full sugar Coke for breakfast at 9:30am.
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Clearing out the shed junk, found a Grohe shower mixer valve that belonged to my late father in law and he never got around to installing it. The wife was going to put it on Facebook for a score, googled it and found it retails around 250 sovs, put it on for £175 and it went within half an hour, kerching!
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No doubt there'll be a huge appeal and the ****ers will get it back.-DL- wrote:Seeing that TFL have not renewed Uber's operating licence in London.
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TV adverts that show you how beautiful the picture is on some new TV - on your TV.
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Standing behind two fat sisters in the line at Chipotle in Buttfucknowhere, Indiana listening to them moan about putting on weight since they had kids.
Then listening to them order ,"Can I have a bit more rice ...... oh, and black beans as well as pinto beans ...... and more sour cream."
Then listening to them order ,"Can I have a bit more rice ...... oh, and black beans as well as pinto beans ...... and more sour cream."
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Iain Dale on LBC last week.
He let some builder bloke on from North Wales because the guy was setting up a "charity" to help victims in the Caribbean.
The bloke wanted to get "crowdfunding" of £100k for him and 4 mates to go and do 'charity' work in the Caribbean for a year as builders - plus an extra £4k per person because 'the bills had to be covered at home'.
He let some builder bloke on from North Wales because the guy was setting up a "charity" to help victims in the Caribbean.
The bloke wanted to get "crowdfunding" of £100k for him and 4 mates to go and do 'charity' work in the Caribbean for a year as builders - plus an extra £4k per person because 'the bills had to be covered at home'.
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Mrs Viet doing the Brave the Shave charity thang and it actually suiting her. Was thinking Phil Mitchell when she said she'd do it. Joking aside, it took some nads so I'm well proud!
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Man caught with kilo of gold hidden in rectum at Sri Lanka airport
Man caught with kilo of gold hidden in rectum at Sri Lanka airport
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Didn't find a hair dryer in there as well by any chance...?badabing wrote:Clearing out the shed junk, found a Grohe shower mixer valve that belonged to my late father in law and he never got around to installing it. The wife was going to put it on Facebook for a score, googled it and found it retails around 250 sovs, put it on for £175 and it went within half an hour, kerching!
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Irritating the Mrs while she's watching telly
Irritating her, generally - truth be told.
Irritating her, generally - truth be told.
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:lol:
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